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NeedSpeed
03-15-2012, 4:53pm
http://humorpix.com/images/d7cf2431a80f19a82a78b077433b11f4/Not_Sure_Thats_Appropriate_20-size-600x0.jpg

:leaving:
78SA
03-15-2012, 5:00pm
:lol:
Jeff '79
03-15-2012, 5:01pm
My cousin married a girl in California, and her father worked for Mattel as a manager for engineers....One of their wedding presents was a Ken And Barbie with their faces on them, packaged in a real Mattel Barbie gift box. They looked just like Jane and Steve.... I thought that was pretty cool....
Issues
03-15-2012, 5:01pm
:rofl::rofl:
Jeff '79
03-15-2012, 5:10pm
:cool:

Were they "correct"?

Good question....They never unsealed the original packaging that has a window on the front....I asked the same thing, but he wouldn't open the "package"...:lol:
boracayjohnny
03-15-2012, 6:26pm
OH SNAP! :funnier: :funnier:

Wonder if she has sound. :leaving:

:lol:
Fasglas
03-15-2012, 7:00pm
OH SNAP! :funnier: :funnier:

Wonder if she has sound. :leaving:
:rofl::rofl:
Barkingowl
03-15-2012, 7:03pm
Does she come with different flavors?
themonk
03-15-2012, 7:45pm
mmmmmmm, I love that.
Fastguy
03-15-2012, 8:01pm
Does she leave and take half of your shit? That would be far more realistic.
kingpin
03-15-2012, 8:31pm
I use to bite the boobs off of barbies.
Rotorhead
03-15-2012, 8:33pm
My cousin married a girl in California, and her father worked for Mattel as a manager for engineers....One of their wedding presents was a Ken And Barbie with their faces on them, packaged in a real Mattel Barbie gift box. They looked just like Jane and Steve.... I thought that was pretty cool....

Future voodoo dolls for when things go south.
Rotorhead
03-15-2012, 8:34pm
I use to bite the boobs off of barbies.

Explains a shit load!
Jeff '79
03-15-2012, 8:35pm
Future voodoo dolls for when things go south.

Na, she died of cancer almost two years ago at 46...... They were a perfect match.
Rotorhead
03-15-2012, 8:38pm
Damn!
Jeff '79
03-15-2012, 8:40pm
Damn!

Aaa, you didn't know.... Ya, it was tough.....
Rotorhead
03-15-2012, 8:41pm
n
no sir. I am sorry to hear.
Jeff '79
03-15-2012, 8:46pm
n
no sir. I am sorry to hear.

If it's any consolation, he's back to his old ways when he was a tanker at Fort Knox back in the day.....3 Boats, 2 Harley's numerous guns, and 3 sluts.... He'll live..... He's compensating...
kingpin
03-15-2012, 10:36pm
wanna know how we know you pack fudge? :lol:

:slap:
boracayjohnny
03-15-2012, 11:00pm
I use to bite the boobs off of barbies.

Definitely TMI.

Do you also have wimmens you keep in an underground pit and transfer things to them by way of a rope and bucket?
kingpin
03-15-2012, 11:02pm
:slap:

Definitely TMI.

Do you also have wimmens you keep in an underground pit and transfer things to them by way of a rope and bucket?

:slap:

I was 5 years old and liked pissing off my older sister.
boracayjohnny
03-16-2012, 12:08am
:slap:

I was 5 years old and liked pissing off my older sister.

Oh ok, five years old is different than 35.

And I think you succeeded pissing off your sister. :lol:
Bucwheat
03-16-2012, 8:15am
Bet that pissed off Barbie Too!
kingpin
03-16-2012, 8:46am
So you were a perv at age 5 eh? :D

:yesnod:

Even at that age it seems I liked smaller boobs. :D
onedef92
03-16-2012, 8:47am
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/amandaconda/m_e15167fa0bf67b2206e57313ca556121.jpg