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MrPeabody
03-14-2012, 4:07pm
She just said goodbye, got in the car and left.


I know she'll come back, though. How do I know?


Because Bingo at the Senior Center is over at 4:00.:D

Sea Six
03-14-2012, 4:11pm
You're ASSuming she won't win big, and that she will return.

kingpin
03-14-2012, 4:12pm
You're ASSuming she won't win big, and that she will return.

Big-Noun- as in a man named "Big". :D

lspencer534
03-14-2012, 4:20pm
Big-Noun- as in a man named "Big". :D

What would you know about "big", Needledick?

Bucwheat
03-14-2012, 4:36pm
Ouch!:dance:

nhlgopens
03-14-2012, 4:49pm
Maybe you could have all your things moved out before she returns... :leaving:

kingpin
03-14-2012, 7:26pm
What would you know about "big", Needledick?

You do know that I'm Greek right. :lol:

DJ_Critterus
03-14-2012, 7:28pm
Maybe you could have all your things moved out before she returns... :leaving:

Those are her things anyway.

MrPeabody
03-14-2012, 7:32pm
So she cleaned up at the Senior Center. Came home ten bucks ahead.

That'll teach those old people to gamble with my wife.:lol:

Rotorhead
03-14-2012, 7:34pm
Those are her things anyway.

So says the judge!

PLRX
03-14-2012, 7:41pm
She just said goodbye, got in the car and left.


I know she'll come back, though. How do I know?


Because Bingo at the Senior Center is over at 4:00.:D

I was going to congratulate you. :kimblair:

lspencer534
03-14-2012, 7:43pm
You do know that I'm Greek right. :lol:

So...you soak it in olive oil? :rofl:

kingpin
03-14-2012, 7:57pm
So...you soak it in olive oil? :rofl:

:rofl:

Only when it gets stuck.

mtp
03-14-2012, 8:54pm
You lucky bastard