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VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:03am
Just another day in my house. :sad:

Barn Babe
03-14-2012, 9:05am
Not here. 9 years ago I had my baby girl, that's the only way I can remember Pi day. :rofl:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADISON!:dance:

Mirroredshades
03-14-2012, 9:07am
Is it too late for me to get on Match and send out a bunch of requestes for chicks looking for a steak dinner date?

:waiting:

Barn Babe
03-14-2012, 9:08am
Is it too late for me to get on Match and send out a bunch of requestes for chicks looking for a steak dinner date?

:waiting:

Do we really need to bring that up? :leaving:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:10am
Do we really need to bring that up? :leaving:

:toetap: WTF did you think I was talking about? :D

Barn Babe
03-14-2012, 9:13am
:toetap: WTF did you think I was talking about? :D

NOT my daughter's birthday, that's for sure! If her husband ever asks for steak on her birthday I'm going to pop him on the back of his head. :nono:

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:13am
Just another day in my house. :sad:

Well it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a beautiful day in the neighborhood
they caught the murderer and the thieves that were breaking into the houses for good.
So, it's a beautiful day in da hood:dance:

Okay here is the plan:
1. Go outside and do the happy dance on the lawn -- naked if you prefer
2. moon the neighbors that are staring and wondering if you lost you mind
3. Your a man so go pee on a tree
4. If the neighbor lady is still staring at you shake your pecker at her-- I'm sure she'd like that. ;)
5. Hop in car and drive to the local McDonald's and when pulling into the drive through order a hot dog without the bun. When they say they don't serve hot dogs laugh hysterically and pull to the window and say you've got one meanwhile shaking your pecker at them. Drive off
6. Look for the pretty lights flashing at you in the rearview mirror and pull over. When LEO say WTF you doing? Just tell him your doctor said you needed more Vitamin D and since the sun provides it you are getting your daily dose.

Please let me know if you need anymore ideas I am sure I can come up with a million more for you.:kimblair:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:15am
Well SINCE the women of TVB forum are playing dumb on this....


Urban Dictionary: March 14th (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March%2014th)


I'll bet if this was a Hallmark card holiday.....

GRN ENVY
03-14-2012, 9:17am
Well SINCE the women of TVB forum are playing dumb on this....


Urban Dictionary: March 14th (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March%2014th)


I'll bet if this was a Hallmark card holiday.....

I elect you the leader of this day to makes sure we get this off next year

Barn Babe
03-14-2012, 9:18am
Well SINCE the women of TVB forum are playing dumb on this....


Urban Dictionary: March 14th (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=March%2014th)


I'll bet if this was a Hallmark card holiday.....

Who's playing dumb? I'm well aware of what day my little girl's birthday falls on! We need to petitiion to get it moved up a day. Either S&BJ day or her birthday, doesn't matter to me!

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:18am
Well I suggest you go ahead with my plan and maybe a crazy neighbor lady of yours will make you an offer.
If that doesn't work, maybe you can find someplace that have some carp and go skinny dipping.:leaving:

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:19am
I elect you the leader of this day to makes sure we get off next year

Fixt it for you.

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:21am
Well I suggest you go ahead with my plan and maybe a crazy neighbor lady of yours will make you an offer.
If that doesn't work, maybe you can find someplace that have some carp and go skinny dipping.:leaving:

She's a Vegan-she don't eat meat. :leaving:

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:23am
She's a Vegan-she don't eat meat. :leaving:

I guess it's the old skinny dipping with the carp for you. I wonder if they have teeth.?:rofl::leaving:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:24am
I guess it's the old skinny dipping with the carp for you. I wonder if they have teeth.?:rofl::leaving:

Not scared of Carp. The Snakeheads on the other hand....

Mirroredshades
03-14-2012, 9:25am
Well SINCE the women of TVB forum are playing dumb on this....


I'll bet if this was a Hallmark card holiday.....



I think they should rotate SBJ before Valentines day so that we can blow it off when they forget to.

:o_o:

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:27am
Not scared of Carp. The Snakeheads on the other hand....

:toetap: Don't be such a pansy azz just do it.

Barn Babe
03-14-2012, 9:27am
I think they should rotate SBJ before Valentines day so that we can blow it off when they forget to.

:o_o:

:rofl: WOrks for me!

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:29am
I think they should rotate SBJ before Valentines day so that we can blow it off when they forget to.

:o_o:

I don't care about Hallmark holidays. If you can't remember me on your own without having someone remind you, forget it.

Gina
03-14-2012, 9:32am
I don't care about Hallmark holidays. If you can't remember me on your own without having someone remind you, forget it.

:iagree:

Just popping in to make sure this important holiday was being recognized.:leaving:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 9:32am
I think they should rotate SBJ before Valentines day so that we can blow it off when they forget to.

:o_o:

Dude, that's genius. We need to make that happen.

6spdC6
03-14-2012, 9:36am
Just another day in my house. :sad:


Not my house it’s our 43rd wedding anniversary.

We got married not more than 50 miles from where we now live, that day was cold and the snow banks along the roads were 3' high. Today no snow at all and its warm.

My My how things have changed!:lol:

Mirroredshades
03-14-2012, 9:39am
Not my house it’s our 43rd wedding anniversary.

We got married not more than 50 miles from where we now live, that day was cold and the snow banks along the roads were 3' high. Today no snow at all and its warm.

My My how things have changed!:lol:


Haven't gotten a BJ in 42 years and 364 days huh?

:needcoffee:

MEC5LADY
03-14-2012, 9:47am
Haven't gotten a BJ in 42 years and 364 days huh?

:needcoffee:

:rofl::leaving:

Z06David
03-14-2012, 9:53am
I told my wife about it who's at home juggling 2 kids, she wasn't too thrilled

6spdC6
03-14-2012, 9:55am
Haven't gotten a BJ in 42 years and 364 days huh?

:needcoffee:



She takes good care of any potential problems I might have, like being sperm bound!:lol:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 10:05am
I told my wife about it who's at home juggling 2 kids, she wasn't too thrilled

:rofl::rofl:

Truck Guy
03-14-2012, 12:27pm
Grilling a couple of steaks tonight... :D

CBonsall
03-14-2012, 12:36pm
i emailed the wife about this new holiday, her response. :skia:

Kevin_73
03-14-2012, 12:38pm
Grilling a couple of steaks tonight... :D

That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:

VatorMan
03-14-2012, 12:41pm
That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Aerovette
03-14-2012, 12:42pm
My wife does not believe in post-marital sex.

I guess I'll get two steaks. Cook one and put lipstick on the other.

:D

CBonsall
03-14-2012, 12:50pm
My wife does not believe in post-marital sex.

I guess I'll get two staeks. Cook one and put lipstick on the other.

:D

:rofl:

Bucwheat
03-14-2012, 1:59pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADISON!

CertInsaneC5
03-14-2012, 3:21pm
That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Truck Guy
03-14-2012, 3:24pm
That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:F*k'r :issues: :slap: :D

Kevin_73
03-14-2012, 4:01pm
F*k'r :issues: :slap: :D

:D:rofl::lol::D:rofl::lol::D:rofl::lol:

Sea Six
03-14-2012, 4:03pm
Oh, damn!

:funniest:

kingpin
03-14-2012, 4:10pm
That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

My wife does not believe in post-marital sex.

I guess I'll get two staeks. Cook one and put lipstick on the other.

:D


Is that just with you or could you...I don't know tag someone else in.


:leaving:

boracayjohnny
03-14-2012, 4:37pm
NOT my daughter's birthday, that's for sure! If her husband ever asks for steak on her birthday I'm going to pop him on the back of his head. :nono:

What if she's the one looking forward to the day and nudges her husband? :leaving:

That should help get the taste out of your mouth. :leaving:

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

HeatherO
03-14-2012, 7:29pm
Happy March 14!!! :cert:

Rotorhead
03-14-2012, 7:31pm
tomorrow is two years since I quit Aeromed. :cheers: 7 years since I took the job.

mtp
03-14-2012, 8:02pm
Well that explains why Bfly went shopping with her girlfriend

78SA
03-14-2012, 8:11pm
Of course I find out about this when it's bedtime. :issues: