Who wants to see NEED-A-VETTE's...

[lspencer534]

Rabbit? :leaving:

[Datawiz]

In use. :leaving:

[04 commemorative]

what color is it and is it a plug in or battery?

[DJ_Critterus]

what color is it and is it a plug in or battery?

of course it's a "plug in" at some point. :leaving:

[Iron Chef]

This should go well.

[04 commemorative]

maybe I shouldn't have asked the color?

[DAB]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/25513-24237/web_little_bunny_foo_foo_03.jpg

[DJ_Critterus]

maybe I shouldn't have asked the color?

That could be a bit racist :yesnod:

[DJ_Critterus]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/25513-24237/web_little_bunny_foo_foo_03.jpg

i think she'd enjoy a gerbil and the "Richard Gere Gerbil Habitat and Trail Kit" much more than that little ball of fur.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

My opinion will stay just that. Mine. :D

[Sea Six]

I'll settle for an .MP4 audio file.



:leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

I want to comment...but to avoid instigating anything I will abstain from anything on-topic.




So here's a picture of a lovely rabbit:
http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/pleasurechest_bph2.jpg

I'm gonna go hide now. :leaving:

Wow. You are a brave man. The slims won't post theirs and you go and show them up :ack:

:funnier:

[Stangkiller]

I want to comment...but to avoid instigating anything I will abstain from anything on-topic.




So here's a picture of a lovely rabbit:
http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/pleasurechest_bph2.jpg



I'm gonna go hide now. :leaving:


Dude, i'm pretty sure there were a few of those drawn on your car, the last time I saw you. :rofl:

BTW is that colleen?

[DJ_Critterus]

Dude, i'm pretty sure there were a few of those drawn on your car, the last time I saw you. :rofl:

BTW is that colleen?

Oh shit. I had forgotten that she did toy sales.

[DJ_Critterus]

Didn't she do the pleasure-party things or whatever they are called? I remember something being arranged at the last Cruise-In I attended but the entrance stunts required for a man were...*ahem*...steep. :rofl:

i remember seeing a thread about the parties she hosted for peeps. not sure about the "stunts" as I've never been to any CI's or BR-I.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

WHAT. THE. F*CK... Is going on in here?!?!?! :toetap:







Dave nailed it with his pic, btw. :D

[Datawiz]

WHAT. THE. F*CK... Is going on in here?!?!?! :toetap:







Dave nailed it with his pic, btw. :D

I could see you with a pink one. :cert:

[DAB]

Oh, hai. :leaving:

[kingpin]

I could see you with a pink one. :cert:

So you're having mental images about her now are you.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

I could see you with a pink one. :cert:

I have a few other items in pink. Need to mix it up a little.

I aim to please. So does the object in said picture.

Without a doubt. :D

[04 commemorative]

boy this would go over like a fart in a sauna .....somewhere else...:rofl:

but nothing like watching that purple wonder in use...:seasix:

[lspencer534]

WHAT. THE. F*CK... Is going on in here?!?!?! :toetap:







Dave nailed it with his pic, btw. :D

Welcome to the thread! :cert: I meant it all in good fun, and I hope you aren't offended. I don't personally know you, but I think you're a good sport. So...what color is it, and do we get a pic? :D

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Welcome to the thread! :cert: I meant it all in good fun, and I hope you aren't offended. I don't personally know you, but I think you're a good sport. So...what color is it, and do we get a pic? :D

It's all in good fun and I'm about as easy going as they come. :D

Dave's pic is spot on. Color and all. ;)

[DJ_Critterus]

It's all in good fun and I'm about as easy going as they come. :D

Dave's pic is spot on. Color and all. ;)

That's the proper term for this thread :yesnod:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Everyone knows most ladies prefer the rotating beads for their special spots. :yesnod:

It was the selling point for me. :leaving:

[Rotorhead]

I want to comment...but to avoid instigating anything I will abstain from anything on-topic.




So here's a picture of a lovely rabbit:
http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/pleasurechest_bph2.jpg




























I'm gonna go hide now. :leaving:

How do you compete with that other than buying shit. :sad:

[Allan]

WHAT. THE. F*CK... Is going on in here?!?!?! :toetap:

:D

Ummmm. The sleeping giant has awaken.

BTW - The color is not purple, it's "lavender." :D

[DJ_Critterus]

How do you compete with that other than buying shit. :sad:

You do it in freezing temperatures so you can shiver for full effect :yesnod:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

How do you compete with that other than buying shit. :sad:

If your technique is good, have no fear. :D

That's the proper term for this thread :yesnod:

:rofl:

You do it in freezing temperatures so you can shiver for full effect :yesnod:

Under a very heavy, warm blanket.

[Butterfly71]

Great toy. First came the velveteen rabbit, then the rabbit, then.....

:-D

[DJ_Critterus]

Great toy. First came the velveteen rabbit, then the rabbit, then.....

:-D

they're moving to jackelopes next. :yesnod:

[04 commemorative]

I have seen the ears do magical things.....:leaving:

[boracayjohnny]

WHAT. THE. F*CK... Is going on in here?!?!?! :toetap:







Dave nailed it with his pic, btw. :D

:rofl::lol:

Yep, that's military training right there.

[Rotorhead]

If your technique is good, have no fear. :D



:rofl:



Under a very heavy, warm blanket.

Out in the open, the blanket makes it too hot! BTW you know you tecnique is down pat when the face is as red as a rose.

[Nox]

:rofl::lol:

Yep, that's military training right there.

Yup, our household is an unusual situation for sure...No lie, when you go into the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet and you see bullets, and you look in the make-up drawer and there's a gun, and you look under the bed and there's a hatchet, a rifle, and a crate of magazines, and on the dining room table is another rifle, and in the wardrobe closet is a tac vest with rifle plates and a multicam ECWS jacket, and I trip over an ammo can on the stairs... I shit you not.

I wish she would stop leaving her crap all over the house.... :leaving:

[Rotorhead]

If your technique is good, have no fear. :D



:rofl:



Under a very heavy, warm blanket.

But you still have to buy her shit for her to find out. :slap:

[Torqaholic]

Yup, our household is an unusual situation for sure...No lie, when you go into the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet and you see bullets, and you look in the make-up drawer and there's a gun, and you look under the bed and there's a hatchet, a rifle, and a crate of magazines, and on the dining room table is another rifle, and in the wardrobe closet is a tac vest with rifle plates and a multicam ECWS jacket, and I trip over an ammo can on the stairs... I shit you not.

I wish she would stop leaving her crap all over the house.... :leaving:

Question: What's she scared of?
Answer: Not a damn thing :rofl:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Question: What's she scared of?
Answer: Not a damn thing :rofl:

My house perpetually smells like Hoppe's.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

The gun cleaner stuff? :lol:

Yes. :rofl: I'm like...is it safe to light this candle right now, or not?

Edit: And his description was pretty accurate. I was peeing the other day and...oh look...a rifle. Did anyone else find a rifle this morning while peeing? No? Didn't figure as much.

[Iron Chef]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/Head-In-Hands-3.jpg

[NEED-A-VETTE]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/Head-In-Hands-3.jpg

:rofl:

Not the direction you thought, huh?

[Nox]

Yes. :rofl: I'm like...is it safe to light this candle right now, or not?

Edit: And his description was pretty accurate. I was peeing the other day and...oh look...a rifle. Did anyone else find a rifle this morning while peeing? No? Didn't figure as much.

By the way, you left your kneepads in the hallway... in case you were looking for them.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/MISC/6d85c9fd.jpg

[DAB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/ironchef10/Head-In-Hands-3.jpg

Tactical granny purse.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

By the way, you left your kneepads in the hallway... in case you were looking for them.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/MISC/6d85c9fd.jpg

Pssshhhhht. Knee pads are for amateurs.

[Entropy]

This thread is filled with win. :lolsmile:

[Flatbush Harry]

Since this will be non-partisan, I'll post it here. Feel free to trash it, me or the whole feckin' system...Je m'en fous completement.

CLIFFS: I got a call this afternoon from the local district chair of one of our two most notable political parties (as near as I can tell, they're Tupperware Parties) asking me if I would be interested in running in my newly redistricted district (courtesy of the 2010 census). After serious consideration I remember that our system is all about little people getting elected to change what their backers want them to change, regardless of its rectitude, and that all sides indulge in character assassination to accomplish that. Since it is obvious to even a dim bulb like me that I couldn't actually accomplish any eff'n thing (witness our Fed/State/Local system) but that I can get embarrassed in the futile attempt by folks who, gratuitously, will shit on me based on personal animus, I call back the local party chair declining the invitation.

Now, I am more than casually embittered. Our political system is broke, cannot be fixed and anyone who cares to play better have a billionaire funding their fantasy. Since I don't, I won't.

I'm officially done giving a shit. My goals include preserving my capital and passing it along to my desired heirs and assigns. As to the YouEssofMeh, (and I say this as a disabled vet who paid the dues necessary to express an opinion), we're done. Learn Spanish or Chinese...

...Best wishes,

Bluto

[kingpin]

Damn!

Props to NEED-A-VETTE for having a great sense of humour and rolling with the punches.
We has some cool ladies here.

:seasix:

[Entropy]

Harry, I think you meant to start a new thread.

[kingpin]

Harry, I think you meant to start a new thread.

:rofl:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Damn!

Props to NEED-A-VETTE for having a great sense of humour and rolling with the punches.
We has some cool ladies here.

:seasix:

People who take themselves too seriously pretty much suck.

:D

Harry, I think you meant to start a new thread.

I thought it fit right in. :leaving:

[Entropy]

People who take themselves too seriously pretty much suck.

:D



I thought it fit right in. :leaving:
Clearly I need to take a hit off the little brown bottle. I won't need much, just a tiny taste.

[Nox]

Since this will be non-partisan, I'll post it here. Feel free to trash it, me or the whole feckin' system...Je m'en fous completement.

CLIFFS: I got a call this afternoon from the local district chair of one of our two most notable political parties (as near as I can tell, they're Tupperware Parties) asking me if I would be interested in running in my newly redistricted district (courtesy of the 2010 census). After serious consideration I remember that our system is all about little people getting elected to change what their backers want them to change, regardless of its rectitude, and that all sides indulge in character assassination to accomplish that. Since it is obvious to even a dim bulb like me that I couldn't actually accomplish any eff'n thing (witness our Fed/State/Local system) but that I can get embarrassed in the futile attempt by folks who, gratuitously, will shit on me based on personal animus, I call back the local party chair declining the invitation.

Now, I am more than casually embittered. Our political system is broke, cannot be fixed and anyone who cares to play better have a billionaire funding their fantasy. Since I don't, I won't.

I'm officially done giving a shit. My goals include preserving my capital and passing it along to my desired heirs and assigns. As to the YouEssofMeh, (and I say this as a disabled vet who paid the dues necessary to express an opinion), we're done. Learn Spanish or Chinese...

...Best wishes,

Bluto

On a related note, did you read the NY Times article that indicated researchers believe that statin drugs cause cognitive dysfunction?

[boracayjohnny]

Yes. :rofl: I'm like...is it safe to light this candle right now, or not?

Edit: And his description was pretty accurate. I was peeing the other day and...oh look...a rifle. Did anyone else find a rifle this morning while peeing? No? Didn't figure as much.

:rofl::lol:

I have computed NEW, Net Explosives Weight, for multiple aircraft load plans. It is amazing to realize how big of a hole to be created if the SHTF. I knew if it happened, I'd last be seen over that city and that city and that one..... :D

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Clearly I need to take a hit off the little brown bottle. I won't need much, just a tiny taste.

You also want a Hoppe's contact buzz?

:leaving:

[DAB]

Rabbits to bunnies to Harry to planes. Oh my.

[boracayjohnny]

By the way, you left your kneepads in the hallway... in case you were looking for them.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/MISC/6d85c9fd.jpg

Damn, look at all that brand new and lightly used gear. Nox, you phuckers get all the good shitt. :lol:

[Entropy]

You also want a Hoppe's contact buzz?

:leaving:
There's something about that stuff...

[DAB]

There's something about that stuff...

:iagree:

Good stuff. Cleans powder residue. Chicks dig it too.

[Stangkiller]

Damn!

Props to NEED-A-VETTE for having a great sense of humour and rolling with the punches.
We has some cool ladies here.

:seasix:

Roll with the punches?! Are you kidding me? She's just taking her time choosing her ammo & deciding how slowly she's going to have you killed.

[Flatbush Harry]

Harry, I think you meant to start a new thread.

Thought I had. Sorry folks and Robert is correct about cognitive dysfunction.

:leaving:

Harry, statin user

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Thought I had. Sorry folks and Robert is correct about cognitive dysfunction.

:leaving:

Harry, statin user

:rofl: This is why I love it here. Nice to see you, Harry. :cheers:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Roll with the punches?! Are you kidding me? She's just taking her time choosing her ammo & deciding how slowly she's going to have you killed.

There are benefits for always testing positive for GSR...and it being expected/accepted. :D

[Nox]

Thought I had. Sorry folks and Robert is correct about cognitive dysfunction.

:leaving:

Harry, statin user

Ne t'inquiète pas, it's what we call a "Freudian click."

[Flatbush Harry]

:rofl: This is why I love it here. Nice to see you, Harry. :cheers:

Thank, Sandy.

Hyrar

[Flatbush Harry]

Ne t'inquiète pas, it's what we call a "Freudian click."

Arigato gozaimasu,

H

[Iron Chef]

:rofl:

Not the direction you thought, huh?

Boy howdy.

[Nox]

:rofl:

Not the direction you thought, huh?

Hey, kind of like home, huh? Like when you whisper in my ear and say, "Show me something hard and sexy," and I reach under the pillow and pull out that 1911 and say, "You mean something like this?" Not really the direction you thought, huh? But that's our house.... :rofl:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Hey, kind of like home, huh? Like when you whisper in my ear and say, "Show me something hard and sexy," and I reach under the pillow and pull out that 1911 and say, "You mean something like this?" Not really the direction you thought, huh? But that's our house.... :rofl:

Well, at least you remember I'm partial to 1911s. :D In terms of guns, that is.

Oh, wait...

[xXBUDXx]

I shall not partake in this tomfoolery and the expense of a lady.



I don't want to die.

[DAB]

I shall not partake in this tomfoolery and the expense of a lady.



I don't want to die.

How big could a bullet hole be?

[Nox]

How big could a bullet hole be?

Not really that big....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/NAVSPECWAR/IMG_0885.jpg

[DAB]

Not really that big....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/NAVSPECWAR/IMG_0885.jpg

:ohnoes:

Bullet holes.

Nevermind.

[boracayjohnny]

Not really that big....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/NAVSPECWAR/IMG_0885.jpg

(Borat) Very Nice. (Borat)

[themonk]

Nothin' but a bunch of creepy perverts up in this mofo.

[04 commemorative]

Damn!

Props to NEED-A-VETTE for having a great sense of humour and rolling with the punches.
We has some cool ladies here.

:seasix:

indeed !...:seasix:

[Ol Timer]

Not really that big....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee297/bobmwr/NAVSPECWAR/IMG_0885.jpg

That top device looks like a rabbit launcher. (Just trying to tie things together here.)

[DJ_Critterus]

Hey, kind of like home, huh? Like when you whisper in my ear and say, "Show me something hard and sexy," and I reach under the pillow and pull out that 1911 and say, "You mean something like this?" Not really the direction you thought, huh? But that's our house.... :rofl:

Its like the redneck virgin whose dad told him to put the hardest thing he has where she pees..... So he puts his bowling ball in the toilet.

[onedef92]

Sandy is too crazy. This thread is teh hilarity! :rofl:

[Torqaholic]

I shall not partake in this tomfoolery and the expense of a lady.



I don't want to die.

Sort of agree. I ain't fraid to die but it's certainly in bad taste to make jokes about eating the bunny of another mans wife... Do love me some hasenpfeffer though :D

[xXBUDXx]

Sort of agree. I ain't fraid to die but it's certainly in bad taste to make jokes about eating the bunny of another mans wife... Do love me some hasenpfeffer though :D

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to do it anytime soon. I push the envelope enough as it is.


I'm is edumacated enough to know when to keep my mouth shut or at least not aggravate dangerous people with weapons. :D

[Sea Six]

Sort of agree. I ain't fraid to die but it's certainly in bad taste to make jokes about eating the bunny of another mans wife... Do love me some hasenpfeffer though :D

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/whats-cooking/28492-hasenpfeffer.html

[Entropy]

Thought I had. Sorry folks and Robert is correct about cognitive dysfunction.

:leaving:

Harry, statin user
:cheers:

It's all good my friend. I just try to make things positive in my small sphere of influence and hope that it continues beyond.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

...at least not aggravate dangerous people with weapons. :D

On the bright side, you probably wouldn't hear him coming. It'd be swift. :leaving:

[xXBUDXx]

On the bright side, you probably wouldn't hear him coming. It'd be swift. :leaving:

I dated a girl like that one time.

[dwjz06]

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to do it anytime soon. I push the envelope enough as it is.


I'm is edumacated enough to know when to keep my mouth shut or at least not aggravate dangerous people with weapons. :D:D:rofl::rofl: Always a good idea.

yesterday I could not spell it today I are one:lol::lol:

[04 commemorative]

wish more women could joke about stuff like you need-a-vette...:seasix::yesnod:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

wish more women could joke about stuff like you need-a-vette...:seasix::yesnod:

Thanks. I think, in general, we have a very fun, easy-going group of ladies on here. :cheers:

[lspencer534]

Thanks. I think, in general, we have a very fun, easy-going group of ladies on here. :cheers:

Agreed. I like every one of you, and I think you're all a rare breed of no-game-playing peeps. That puts you in a rarefied minority.

[Sea Six]

Top o' Page 2!!

:party:

[Torqaholic]

Thanks. I think, in general, we have a very fun, easy-going group of ladies on here. :cheers:

How are we supposed to know it's not a trap? :D

[DAB]

How are we supposed to know it's not a trap? :D

you won't until you don't wake up one morning......:ohnoes:

[CertInsaneC5]

you won't until you don't wake up one morning......:ohnoes:

However. With our fine ladies here. Will you care? :lol: :cert:

[Grey Ghost]

Back on track with a rabbit and audio.

White Rabbit - YouTube

[NEED-A-VETTE]

How are we supposed to know it's not a trap? :D

:rolleyes: It's always an effing trap. You men just fail to realize that. :D

[Torqaholic]

I knew it, just sounds better coming from a female :D

[Mrs. Colleen]

Yup, our household is an unusual situation for sure...No lie, when you go into the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet and you see bullets, and you look in the make-up drawer and there's a gun, and you look under the bed and there's a hatchet, a rifle, and a crate of magazines, and on the dining room table is another rifle, and in the wardrobe closet is a tac vest with rifle plates and a multicam ECWS jacket, and I trip over an ammo can on the stairs... I shit you not.

I wish she would stop leaving her crap all over the house.... :leaving:

Seeing as the company I used to work for also calls one of their products bullets...I thought something very different. :leaving:

I do believe every house SHOULD have one of those in medicine cabinet...as long as they are waterproof. :cert:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Seeing as the company I used to work for also calls one of their products bullets...I thought something very different. :leaving:

I do believe every house SHOULD have one of those in medicine cabinet...as long as they are waterproof. :cert:

Oh, I have those, too. Well, I did. They broke. :leaving:

If you go to BR II, we'll have to make a trip to the adult store and check out the goodies. :D

[kingpin]

Oh, I have those, too. Well, I did. They broke. :leaving:

If you go to BR II, we'll have to make a trip to the adult store and check out the goodies. :D

If you guys are going panty shopping I will have to be there. :yesnod:

[Aflac]

BTW - The color is not purple, it's "lavender." :D

i will PM you an addy that you can send your man card after that color description...:slap:

[DJ_Critterus]

If you guys are going panty shopping I will have to be there. :yesnod:
Well, the slims probably would be more comfortable having you tag along in the gay friend role. Youll probsbly have to buy your own psnties thoygh.

[NEED-A-VETTE]

If you guys are going panty shopping I will have to be there. :yesnod:

:rofl:

Well, the slims probably would be more comfortable having you tag along in the gay friend role. Youll probsbly have to buy your own psnties thoygh.

We'll probably be looking for toys, not clothing items. He may be useful as a point of reference...you know, like when you set a coin next to something in a picture you're taking...just to get size perspective. KP may not be comfortable with giggling. :leaving:




Well, at least the thread has come full circle back to the topic of toys. God bless VBOT. :patriot:

[kingpin]

:rofl:



We'll probably be looking for toys, not clothing items. He may be useful as a point of reference...you know, like when you set a coin next to something in a picture you're taking...just to get size perspective. KP may not be comfortable with giggling. :leaving:

I've learned to humm very well. :D




Well, at least the thread has come full circle back to the topic of toys. God bless VBOT. :patriot:

I like the discussion of panties myself. Boyshorts, bikini cut, granny panties I don't give a damn, they're all sexy.

[Ol Timer]

I like the discussion of panties myself. Boyshorts, bikini cut, granny panties I don't give a damn, they're all sexy.

Do you have any trouble finding your size? :barnbabe:

[DAB]

Do you have any trouble finding your size? :barnbabe:

Omar the tent maker is his goto supplier.

[kingpin]

Do you have any trouble finding your size? :barnbabe:

Omar the tent maker is his goto supplier.

:monkeybutt:

[Sea Six]

I like the discussion of panties myself. Boyshorts, bikini cut, granny panties I don't give a damn, they're all sexy.

:iagree:

Nothin' sexier'na woman in a pair of granny panties. :seasix:







:funnier:

[Sea Six]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i7Rd97SlZAc/Sry3T0Cs7CI/AAAAAAAAASo/jsM9e6EePTg/s400/granny%2Bpanties%2B2.jpg

[kingpin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i7Rd97SlZAc/Sry3T0Cs7CI/AAAAAAAAASo/jsM9e6EePTg/s400/granny%2Bpanties%2B2.jpg

:rofl::rofl:

I don't want to see Granny in the panties.

For F*** sakes!

:puke: