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lspencer534
03-07-2012, 6:05pm
From worse to more worser to worst:

10. A dozen new Kardashian sisters have been found.

9. Mitt Romney chose Donald Trump as his running mate.

8. ESPN is adding Curling to its schedule.

7. The Obama administration urged that we better conserve resources by using both sides of toilet paper.

6. Filming has started for Lethal Weapon V.

5. NATO urged that the Palestinians be given a homeland: Ottawa.

4. Charlie Sheen announced that he has given up alcohol and drugs.

3. The U. S. Patent Office announced that Al Gore did, in fact, invent the internet.

2. The FDA announced that condom manufacturers will be required to triple the thickness of condoms for more health safety.

1. People magazine revealed that its "Sexiest Man Alive" this year is Chaz Bono.

kingpin
03-07-2012, 6:09pm
Jackass!

I thought you were being serious.

BTW did I say Jackass. :D

lspencer534
03-07-2012, 6:26pm
Jackass!

I thought you were being serious.

BTW did I say Jackass. :D

:rofl:

Chris Fowler
03-07-2012, 6:45pm
#1 wouldn't actually surprise me... :rolleyes:

BuckyThreadkiller
03-07-2012, 6:53pm
Jackass!

I thought you were being serious.

BTW did I say Jackass. :D

That Ottawa thing really irked you, eh?

boracayjohnny
03-07-2012, 7:07pm
:rofl::lol:

RonC5
03-07-2012, 8:24pm
I like curling.