View Full Version : What is the best type of hooker to buy???
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 7:34pm
Discuss!:D
boracayjohnny
03-05-2012, 7:35pm
The one with dentures and a quarter slot behind her ears.
nhlgopens
03-05-2012, 7:36pm
The one that's not a cop in disguise.
What is the best type of hooker to buy???
http://www.holley.com/data/HolleyNews/Pictures/Large%20HK-201.jpg
You don't buy hookers, you rent them.
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 7:54pm
You don't buy hookers, you rent them.
Oh hell, buy, rent...let's not split hairs here!!!!:rofl:
DJ_Critterus
03-05-2012, 8:02pm
Oh hell, buy, rent...let's not split hairs here!!!!:rofl:
A good one wont have much hair where the splittin is to be done.
Oh hell, buy, rent...let's not spit hairs here!!!!:rofl:
You had a L in spit, I fixed for you. :seasix:
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 8:06pm
You had a L in spit, I fixed for you. :seasix:
:rofl:
NeedSpeed
03-05-2012, 8:15pm
This of course:
http://www.drnights.com/how-it-works
Welcome to the Most Upscale Adult Vacation Resort in the Caribbean
1. Your Adult Vacation Package begins on arrival. We pick you up with two Beautiful Companions , your choice of beverage and Cigar. (Specified on last page of travel reservation form).
2 . We Then Rendezvous over to DR Nights Reception area, and kick off your reception party, this is where we will line up 15-30 Girls for you to choose from, each girl will introduce herself and offer a quick lap dance.
5.ALL PACKAGES INCLUDE:
AIRPORT TRANSFER W/ 2 GIRLS TO GREET YOU AT AIRPORT
COMPLIMENTARY DRINKS/ CIGAR ON ARRIVAL
RECEPTION PARTY WHERE YOU WILL MEET ALL OUR GIRLS
PERSONAL CHAUFFEUR
PERSONAL GUIDE AND ACTIVITIES COORDINATOR
GIRLS AS DEFINED IN TRAVEL RESERVATION FORM
ALL INCLUSIVE RESORT (DRINKS, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT, NON- MOTORIZED WATERSPORTS, CARIBE SUITE OR PLATINUM SUITE)
TAX and Gratuity have already been included in package rates.
6. Your next day, you wake up with your companion, get some breakfast at our all you can eat buffet, throw on some sunblock hit the beach, sail the free sailboat around, or maybe snorkel, read a book, whatever floats your boat. 7pm time for your next girl, stroll on over to the reception house, girls are willing and waiting for you, all 15-30 girls are lined up anxiously waiting on your decision. take your time no rush, mingle, touch and feel all you want no problem here, in fact, they will touch you more than you will touch them.
7. 24 hours a Day Female Companionship.
24 hours a day female companionship (rest assured that our hostesses understand the meaning of “full service” adult entertainment experience) for your entire stay, and we don’t mean just one companion every 24 hours: you may add as many girls as you wish
9.There will always be a ratio of at least 15-30 girls for each guest during your visit, guaranteed.
Like a boss :dance:
MrPeabody
03-05-2012, 8:21pm
You don't buy hookers, you rent them.
Yep, and you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to STFU & GTFO.
Blademaker
03-05-2012, 8:21pm
Pistol grip ears. :seasix:
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 8:23pm
This of course:
How it Works (http://www.drnights.com/how-it-works)
Like a boss :dance:
Holy shit...I need a vacation!!!!!!:seasix:
kingpin
03-05-2012, 8:31pm
Pistol grip ears. :seasix:
FTMFW!
This of course:
How it Works (http://www.drnights.com/how-it-works)
Like a boss :dance:
Hmmmm......
BACHELOR PARTY PACKAGE INCLUDES:
2 NIGHTS AND 3 DAYS AT OUR EXOTIC RESORT FOR 4 TRAVELERS WITH:
AIRPORT TRANSFER + 4 GIRLS TO GREET YOU AT AIRPORT
COMPLIMENTARY BEER & CIGAR ON ARRIVAL
RECEPTION PARTY WHERE YOU WILL MEET 15-30 GIRLS
4 COMPANIONS FOR 2 HRS. EACH ON ARRIVAL
PERSONAL GUIDE AND ACTIVITIES COORDINATOR
ALL INCLUSIVE RESORT (DRINKS, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT, NON- MOTORIZED WATERSPORTS,CARIBE SUITE )
Gratuity has already been included in package rates.
PLUS ON 2ND NIGHT:
BACHELOR PARTY AT 10PM
FREE LAPDANCES
LESBIAN SHOW
POLE DANCERS
2 BOTTLES OF GREYGOOSE OR ANY LIQUOR BOTTLE OF EQUAL OR LESSER VALUE WITH ORANGE JUICE OR CRANBERRY
4 COMPANIONS FOR 2 HRS. EACH 1 PER TRAVELER
AFTER PARTY - Visit the hottest club in Punta Cana
RIDE BACK TO RESORT
CertInsaneC5
03-05-2012, 8:39pm
Holy shit...I need a vacation!!!!!!:seasix:
:iagree: :dance:
Bingo Fuel
03-05-2012, 9:13pm
One that will fit in the trunk.
http://www.canuxploitation.com/images/news/trunknews.jpg
VatorMan
03-05-2012, 9:16pm
This of course:
How it Works (http://www.drnights.com/how-it-works)
Like a boss :dance:
Hmmmm.....
Package # 4 | $2984 USD
Threesome
2 Nights /3 days
-Caribe suite deluxe room
-2 Companions per night,for 2 Nights (24 hrs. per night)
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 9:43pm
Hmmmm.....
Package # 4 | $2984 USD
Threesome
2 Nights /3 days
-Caribe suite deluxe room
-2 Companions per night,for 2 Nights (24 hrs. per night)
That's a fcukin' bargain!!!!!!!!!:seasix:
NeedSpeed
03-05-2012, 9:43pm
BR III Anyone??
:D Bit pricey though :leaving:
69camfrk
03-05-2012, 9:46pm
BR III Anyone??
:D Bit pricey though :leaving:
Maybe, but I like the direction you are thinking!!!:seasix:
GS Ragtop
03-05-2012, 9:47pm
The one with dentures...
:iagree:
Either *all* her teeth, or none. Anything between is bad. :seasix:
This of course:
How it Works (http://www.drnights.com/how-it-works)
Like a boss :dance:
They call that "Room service" in most of Asia. and its a lot cheaper unless you start asking for Russian girls.
In the old days they would bill them to your room as Room service.
NeedSpeed
03-05-2012, 10:00pm
Options are nice.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/options.jpg
Aerovette
03-05-2012, 10:01pm
...let's not split hairs here!!!!:rofl:
Is that a pun? :rofl:
The one that's not a cop in disguise.
:iagree:
and a big :boobies: red head.
boracayjohnny
03-05-2012, 10:29pm
They call that "Room service" in most of Asia. and its a lot cheaper unless you start asking for Russian girls.
In the old days they would bill them to your room as Room service.
:iagree:
The biggest cost is airfare. Which is about $1k round trip.
:iagree:
The biggest cost is airfare. Which is about $1k round trip.
BC is a hell of a lot more. :seasix:
wicked_c6
03-07-2012, 11:15am
You don't buy hookers, you rent them.
escorts > hookers
Hookers are nasty. Escorts on the other hand, depending on the price range you choose, can be very nice. :)
Jus sayin...
kylebuck
03-07-2012, 11:19am
this is enlightening and sad at the same time.
wicked_c6
03-07-2012, 11:21am
this is enlightening and sad at the same time.
Ideal actually. I can rent a wife by the hour or evening and have no strings attached to me the following day. :)
kylebuck
03-07-2012, 11:23am
Ideal actually. I can rent a wife by the hour or evening and have no strings attached to me the following day. :)
i said sad because i cant afford that .:leaving:
Sea Six
03-07-2012, 11:25am
Just remember, folks. Prostitution is illegal in ,ost jurisdictions. :nono:
Hiring an actress to star in a porn film, however, is not. Whether or not either party enjoys themselves is irrelevant.
Just set up a video camera to record it.
:funny:
mike100
03-07-2012, 11:49am
Buying? Like they say; 'You can't turn a ho into a housewife'. Rent might be the operative word.
Sea Six
03-07-2012, 12:03pm
Now that's messed up. :lol:
:lol:
Learned that from an episode of Family Guy. Might not get you out of an arrest, but it might also be a decent defense.
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