View Full Version : I picked up this chick last night at a bar....
NCC-1701
03-04-2012, 3:34am
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ' Mom ...you still awake?' :D
MEANZ06
03-04-2012, 3:37am
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
island14
03-04-2012, 4:33am
Well.... How was it? :bilmem:
91corvette
03-04-2012, 6:03am
You should stay out of bars.
Datawiz
03-04-2012, 6:35am
:lol:
oahuyahoo
03-04-2012, 6:48am
Pics
Blademaker
03-04-2012, 7:27am
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
nhlgopens
03-04-2012, 7:32am
You should have invited UD. :D
island14
03-04-2012, 7:46am
You should have invited UD. :D
A double date :hurray: :hurray: :hurray:
You should have invited UD. :D
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Low12s
03-04-2012, 12:36pm
:rofl::hurray:
MEC5LADY
03-04-2012, 1:03pm
So, did you enjoy yourself?:shots:
Vet4jdc
03-04-2012, 2:23pm
:rofl::rofl:
NCC-1701
03-04-2012, 2:47pm
So, did you enjoy yourself?:shots:
After she pulled out her false teeth everything was good....:D
Fasglas
03-04-2012, 3:32pm
:rofl::rofl:
OddBall
03-04-2012, 3:45pm
:lol:
Sea Six
03-04-2012, 4:20pm
:seasix:
acevette2001
03-04-2012, 4:50pm
so which one is pregnant?
R.Zaragoza
03-04-2012, 5:07pm
:rofl:
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