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nutz4c4
03-03-2012, 2:43pm
Guess who's back..:rofl: Somebodys got some splainin' to do...

87 l98 Will not crank over - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4tech-performance/3012566-87-l98-will-not-crank-over.html)

Taurus
03-03-2012, 4:21pm
Already on it..............

nutz4c4
03-03-2012, 4:33pm
:seasix:

mike100
03-03-2012, 8:25pm
You went straight for the jugular...you could have tried to bait him into telling lies, but looks like he is doing just fine with the direct approach.

WW7
03-03-2012, 8:55pm
Hokie Pokie , didn't think we would see him again.. He has no shame...:lol:..............Damn Jon, not cutting him any slack are you???.....WW

Taurus
03-03-2012, 8:56pm
You went straight for the jugular...you could have tried to bait him into telling lies, but looks like he is doing just fine with the direct approach.

I could post links to his other profiles where he claims to owning the C6, there's another where he owns a supercharged C5 and one where he owns a CTS. I could make him look like the idiot he is if I wanted to, I just would need to look them up again.

PLRX
03-03-2012, 9:28pm
I dont believe this.

PLRX
03-03-2012, 9:33pm
Hokies for sale Craiglist post

1987 Corvette 75k Miles!!! (http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2859271315.html)

Is he selling his kid with the Vette?

Dear God, read this bull shit

4000$ for this Car is a Steal!
My reason for Selling i injured myself at work and i am now under reduced income and need the money to pay my bills
And to replace the tires on my family car which are almost bald.

The Good This car has always been kept in a Garage Never out in Winter or rain
Has a full new tune up two new rear wheel hubs New radiator New window seals..
In 1998 it had a Paint job that cost almost 7000$ it has afew spots and is showing some age
but for the most part is Beautiful.

I have all the OEM corvette decals to put on it aswell.

The Bad
Needs Vats fixed and can be fixed for as cheap as 12$ I tryed and i am no Mechanic and was un able to figure it out.
Needs a Heater Coil. <-- This car is an antique and not a Winter car you can re route the Hoses and be done with this.
The rest is little Nick Nack things that are easy and are cheap to have fixed.

This Car Should sell FAST at this rock bottom price..

Location: Roanoke
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Taurus
03-03-2012, 9:33pm
His post:rofl:

My car has 75k miles on it smart guy and nothing is wrong with the bumper...
Staples to fix my drivers set were a whole 3$ And yes my car has the Z52 package with the G92 performance axle so my car has more options then theres..

You need to grow up and get your stupid ass out of here cause your bull **** has gone on long enough...

Screw off let me get my car fixed so i can get it sold and be gone from corvettes and never have to hear any of your **** again.I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you... Your Harassment has gone on for Years. Every time i see my car i think of you and want to punch the door in.It is real easy to talk smack behind a computer monitor. I dont want your help i dont want your shrewd advice and i dont want your Disrespectful comments. Vettoz is a real pro and has all the advice and help i need.

So quit trolling me before i go to the Admins.
Over reasons u were warned for many many times in the past.

You are not the only one who was in a Corvette club.. Everybody loves the color of my car... I love the color of my car.. And my Accord is almost the exact same color.

And i will get 4k very easy with it not running ive had multi offers of 3500ish but i turned them down... I am trying to get it running and ask 5k... if you must know.

And you all doubted The Mighty Taurus' powers.
What a maroon.............

PLRX
03-03-2012, 9:37pm
I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you.

Now, that is admission to an old series of slaps 2009-2010. :lolsmile:

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HookiesBlackEye.jpg

Taurus
03-03-2012, 9:42pm
Now, that is admission to an old series of slaps 2009-2010. :lolsmile:

Well let's look at the new lies in just this post.

1. He moved to Blue Ridge, VA but the car is for sale and is in Roanoke.

2. The car has always been garaged. I think we all have pictures to prove otherwise.

3. His Accord has energy tires on it, now he needs to sell the Vette to get tires for the family car.

This guy is such a loser.

PLRX
03-03-2012, 9:48pm
Read his thread and Craigslist and it doesnt match.

This guy came out of nowhere today.

Frizlefrak
03-03-2012, 10:54pm
I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you... [/COLOR][/I][/B]Your Harassment has gone on for Years. Every time i see my car i think of you and want to punch the door in.[I]It is real easy to talk smack behind a computer monitor. I dont want your help i dont want your shrewd advice and i dont want your Disrespectful comments. Vettoz is a real pro and has all the advice and help i need.


No problem. I'm on it. :rofl:

AND....AND......Whoohoooo....I get to use Pete's new Croc pic he gave me!!!

C4fan
03-03-2012, 11:14pm
You have to admit there are very few who give so much raw material to work with.:rofl:

:lolg:

Ill be damned. The Hulkster out of hibernation.

Back for a an encore performance

Taurus
03-03-2012, 11:17pm
I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you

That's kind of like being the guy that turned Shania into a Lesbian.:rofl:

PLRX
03-03-2012, 11:20pm
I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you


Every time i see my car i think of you and want to punch the door in.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/TMT/TMH.gif

Sweet 90
03-04-2012, 2:26am
Don' t forget he also had a GTO. I love how the interweb has its share of pathetic losers

WW7
03-04-2012, 8:31am
Jon, I hope Hokie never runs into you on the street somewhere, he would probably go whacko and try to kill you with his bare hands...Seriously...:leaving:.WW

Taurus
03-04-2012, 11:39am
Jon, I hope Hokie never runs into you on the street somewhere, he would probably go whacko and try to kill you with his bare hands...Seriously...:leaving:.WW

Yea, real worried about that. Remember, I lived in Roanoke many years and I know who he is, he's been talkiing the same crap with many of the performance guys I did business with there that are firends of mine including the guy he claimed was building his LSX, I know his real name, address and phone number, I have real pics of him and his family and frankly I would be more worried about is "window bought" Vietnamese wife than him. She may know some wierd Kung Fu crap.

PLRX
03-04-2012, 11:45am
Yea, real worried about that. Remember, I lived in Roanoke many years and I know who he is, he's been talkiing the same crap with many of the performance guys I did business with there that are firends of mine including the guy he claimed was building his LSX, I know his real name, address and phone number, I have real pics of him and his family and frankly I would be more worried about is "window bought" Vietnamese wife than him. She may know some wierd Kung Fu crap.

Imagine all the crap she deals with every day and Hokie Jr. becoming a failure for an off spring.

RedLS1GTO
03-04-2012, 1:11pm
My favorite Hokieism was his motorcycle that was faster than Matt Hines' Pro Stock bike.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/1574298663-post156.html

Taurus
03-04-2012, 1:17pm
My favorite Hokieism was his motorcycle that was faster than Matt Hines' Pro Stock bike.

Corvette Forum - View Single Post - newbies (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/1574298663-post156.html)

I wonder if he had to sell it as well to put tires on the family car.:rofl:

PLRX
03-04-2012, 1:27pm
I wonder if he had to sell it as well to put tires on the family car.:rofl:

Maybe he can swap the motorcycle starter to test his L98. If it spins its not the starter.

Frizlefrak
03-04-2012, 2:17pm
Maybe he can swap the motorcycle starter to test his L98. If it spins its not the starter.

I got a a better idea. Why don't him and Mr. T wife swap? :rofl: :rofl:

WW7
03-04-2012, 2:27pm
I got a a better idea. Why don't him and Mr. T wife swap? :rofl: :rofl:

Sounds like a lose lose situation to me.. They probably couldn't tell any difference if they did swap.. Im sure they both can only say "Me love you long time" and thats about it...:D...WW

PLRX
03-04-2012, 3:15pm
I got a a better idea. Why don't him and Mr. T wife swap? :rofl: :rofl:

Hmmm, that would be an easy Rated NC-17 photochop. :seasix:

Imagine Mr. T and Hokie going at it 69 style.

PLRX
03-04-2012, 6:36pm
REDUCED PRICE CORVETTE FOR $ALE (http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2859271315.html)

$7,000 vs $6,000 (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/2541883-tire-place-cracked-my-floor-board.html#post1573322951)

Doing a search Ive re-lived some great Hokie-John Hekking moments. LMAO!!!

DukeAllen
03-04-2012, 7:05pm
Damn I go away overnight and miss all the fun. Poor guy, I feel for him.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-wrN9X4oOBuzvgxAjHy5C8Jqp6jMg08rughSps4gYTFvPKHa3UoqJM7kdaA

Epimax
03-05-2012, 6:36am
I left these forums and lost all interest in Corvettes because of you

That's kind of like being the guy that turned Shania into a Lesbian.:rofl:

:rofl::cert:

RedLS1GTO
03-05-2012, 8:25am
I would love to buy Hokie's Vette.

That mofo is an internet legend.


$3800 for an 87 in pretty decent condition and it hasn't sold? Wonder what those geniuses who always tell people that their average C4s are worth 10k have to say about that one.

DukeAllen
03-05-2012, 9:22am
Was his '87 built in December, like his famous '83?

Taurus
03-05-2012, 9:49am
REDUCED PRICE CORVETTE FOR $ALE (http://roanoke.craigslist.org/cto/2859271315.html)

$7,000 vs $6,000 (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-general-discussion/2541883-tire-place-cracked-my-floor-board.html#post1573322951)

Doing a search Ive re-lived some great Hokie-John Hekking moments. LMAO!!!

Hope he can sell it with a bad "heater coil". I what an idiot:leaving:

Frizlefrak
03-05-2012, 11:57am
I would love to buy Hokie's Vette.

That mofo is an internet legend.


$3800 for an 87 in pretty decent condition and it hasn't sold? Wonder what those geniuses who always tell people that their average C4s are worth 10k have to say about that one.

Hokie's Vette should be in the NCM, roped off with a flashing sign "once owned by Internet Embellishment Expert Hokies83". It would be a huge crowd draw. You could have a life size cardboard cutout of "The Alien" behind it with Hokie's head skewered on his tail.

Pete? How are your photoshopping skills this afternoon? :rofl:

DukeAllen
03-05-2012, 12:09pm
Is this him in his garage?http://www.corvetteblogger.com/images/content/090711_25.jpg

PLRX
03-05-2012, 1:43pm
Hokie's Vette should be in the NCM, roped off with a flashing sign "once owned by Internet Embellishment Expert Hokies83". It would be a huge crowd draw. You could have a life size cardboard cutout of "The Alien" behind it with Hokie's head skewered on his tail.

Pete? How are your photoshopping skills this afternoon? :rofl:

That could be done. I have NCM pictures from my last visit and there are hundreds of Hokies Vettes on all different angles. The sign is the easiest part remember I used to do car shows.

I can do a very detailed sign :rofl:

PLRX
03-05-2012, 3:31pm
Hokie's Vette should be in the NCM


http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM-1.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM1.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM2.jpg

Sweet 90
03-05-2012, 4:31pm
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM-1.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM1.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/plrx/Funny/Hokie/HokieNCM2.jpg
:rofl::rofl:
Should email that to the NCM:rofl::rofl:
You forgot that he helped his dad pick it out:D

PLRX
03-05-2012, 4:42pm
:rofl::rofl:
Should email that to the NCM:rofl::rofl:
You forgot that he helped his dad pick it out:D

The internet is not big enough for that dudes stories. I wonder if his grandpa was involved or perhaps
his grandpa owned the prototype(never listed), a 1968 ZL1 C3. Grandpa told Hokie that the two 69 ZL1
were just copies at 10% of the 68s value. In this case Hokies dad helped his dad to pick that one up.

RedLS1GTO
03-05-2012, 4:49pm
:rofl:


On a side note, any more pictures of the Stanford car in the background?

That one must not have been there very long. I have been both before and since your trip and didn't see either it. ...Or the #89 up on the lift for that matter.

PLRX
03-05-2012, 4:53pm
:rofl:


On a side note, any more pictures of the Stanford car in the background?

That one must not have been there very long. I have been both before and since your trip and didn't see either it. ...Or the #89 up on the lift for that matter.

I got that one from Goggle. My pictures, the show rooms were full and I needed space for The Hokie.

Speaking of The Hokie....

SOLD (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3012566-87-l98-will-not-crank-over.html#post1580194162)

Sweet 90
03-05-2012, 5:08pm
Sold today for 4200$

Later to the friends i made here maybe ill be back in 20 years or so when my kids are grown up..

To those who flamed me like 8 yearold's hopefully your old enough now to not be around then.

:rofl::rofl:
I wonder if his kids will be trolls, I mean like father like son:yesnod:

Taurus
03-05-2012, 5:16pm
:rofl::rofl:
I wonder if his kids will be trolls, I mean like father like son:yesnod:

It was nice of him to come back and lead with his chin one more time. Now I think I'll join some gamer sites so I can say hello from time to time.

socalman
03-05-2012, 5:26pm
Just Wow! ...and his last parting words were, as usual, dripping with bullshit. Who buys a car and offers more than you're asking? I think my favorite line in the CL ad was, to paraphrase 'the heater's shot, you can mickey mouse it because nobody drives a Vette in the winter anyway'

mike100
03-05-2012, 5:48pm
It is hard work being poor. You could go and figure it out yourself and tell him what to do and it probably still just sit broken down.

that car isn't sold either- I'm sure a buyer would want to hear it run before giving up anything more than a few hundred.

Sweet 90
03-05-2012, 5:50pm
that car isn't sold either- I'm sure a buyer would want to hear it run before giving up anything more than a few hundred.
Maybe the buyer saw it in the pics Pete took at the NCM:)

PLRX
03-05-2012, 5:55pm
Maybe the buyer saw it in the pics Pete took at the NCM:)

Mickey is our personal & public relations member. He need to post those in the CF :rofl:

Sweet 90
03-05-2012, 6:23pm
Pete, the computer sale was a classic, especially trying to sell it on OT. I read it again just know, just as funny as it was a couple of years ago:rofl:
This is a must read:seasix:
Anybody Looking to buy a New Pc? - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/off-topic/2680734-anybody-looking-to-buy-a-new-pc.html)

PLRX
03-05-2012, 6:25pm
HP didnt close it so I added another 2 cents

87 l98 Will not crank over - Corvette Forum (http://forums.corvetteforum.com/c4-tech-performance/3012566-87-l98-will-not-crank-over.html#post1580195055)

PLRX
03-05-2012, 6:26pm
shit, he locked it :confused5:

Sweet 90
03-05-2012, 6:32pm
shit, he locked it :confused5:

Yeah, but that pic was the perfect ending for Hokie:seasix:

PLRX
03-05-2012, 7:35pm
I guess this thread is done but wait...

Hokie came back and the question is....When is CorvetteMike or Joe Urine coming back with a new thread?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9507/chp2385rb1.jpg

Taurus
03-05-2012, 7:59pm
shit, he locked it :confused5:

Yea, but it was nice of him to leave your pic up:seasix:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/hokiepills.jpg

PLRX
03-05-2012, 9:32pm
Yea, but it was nice of him to leave your pic up:seasix:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/81vette4me/hokiepills.jpg

Not smart pills :rofl:

That could also be Won Chins birth control. Now that she knows Hokies potential
she knows her son is already a lost cause and she is preventing more mishaps.