Saturday night already? Time for a risque thread: Wife swapping

[lspencer534]

I don't expect many (any?) of you to tell the truth, but I was wondering if maybe some of you would dare. The questions are:

Would you wife swap? Not like the TV show; I'm talking about the first thing that entered your mind. How about a threesome? (Not a foursome--that's kinky. :leaving:) What would be the conditions in either event? Have you ever done either? Do you still do it? How did it effect your relationship, both with your partner and the other participant(s)?

Even though I've framed this discussion from the male point of view, all women are encouraged to answer (of course!). BTW, this thread has nothing to do with my wife not speaking to me. I hardly ever even think about sex.

[Doug28450]

I started with Wife version 1.0. I swapped her for Wife version 2.0. I upgraded from version 2.0 to 3.0.

[MrPeabody]

I'll dance with ther girl I came with, thanks.:seasix:

[LisaJohn]

Ummmm let me think......





NO!!!!!!!

[CertInsaneC5]

This could be a very dangerous thread for any male that answers.

Ladies speak up. :D :leaving:

[lspencer534]

This could be a very dangerous thread for any male that answers.

Ladies speak up. :D :leaving:

And I'm taking names! (And addresses, if you don't mind.)

[boracayjohnny]

If someone wants to wife swap, why stay married?

[LisaJohn]

This could be a very dangerous thread for any male that answers.

Ladies speak up. :D :leaving:

I did speak up.



NO!!!!!!

[Doug28450]

And I'm taking names! (And addresses, if you don't mind.)

You're wife is still mad at you because you took sides in the family dispute?

[CertInsaneC5]

You're wife is still mad at you because you took sides in the family dispute?

Thinking that might be a :yesnod:

[CertInsaneC5]

I did speak up.



NO!!!!!!
Sorry i missed it. You snuck in above me. :cert:

[LisaJohn]

Please give us an update on the sil and bil.

[Doug28450]

Thinking that might be a :yesnod:

He's trying to butter someone up in the VW thread too. But, she's made it clear in this thread.

[lspencer534]

He's trying to butter someone up in the VW thread too. But, she's made it clear in this thread.

You gotta admit I have good taste. :D

[lspencer534]

You're wife is still mad at you because you took sides in the family dispute?

Not so much her as me. Still waiting on the apology, which is slowly working its way out.

[MrPeabody]

You gotta admit I have good taste. :D

Yeah, but so does she.:lol:

[Doug28450]

Yeah, but so does she.:lol:

Dang....

Beat me to it. :rofl:

[kingpin]

What's wrong with a little swapping...as long as she's showered and I'm the first in it's all good to me.
No crossing swords!


:hide:

[Torqaholic]

No but I've dated a few women on loan :D

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Would you wife swap?
Negative.

How about a threesome?
No interest. Actually passed on an opportunity. Waiting:"You know how I know you're gay?" :D

[RxCritical]

IB4 Omega Man :leaving:

I'm pretty sure we did this thread a few months ago.
Lots of strong comments. :shots:

[mrvette]

The OLD tyme term for it was 'SWINGERS' and so about 1/2 a century ago my folks moved from close in Bethesda Md, outside Wash DC, to way out what is now North Potomac Md, was Gaithersburg badk in the day.....

and so they were welcomed into the hood after being there for a month or so, I was age 19, and so curious about this daughter of some local TV personalities Jerry and Jimma Strong who lived across the street, and so attended the party, and met her for a couple follow up dates, woopie doo....BUT on the way home that evening, the folks mentioned being invited to a 'SWINGERS' party, and they had no clue WTF it meant....

so from the back seat of their car, I just cracked up laughing and they asked what was so funny,.....I explained it was about wife swapping for a night....

screwing around, in other words....

the front seat fell SO silent even the engine made NO noise, not EVEN the tires.....

one of them UNforgettable life moments.....:lol::lol::rofl::rofl::dance:

[lspencer534]

The OLD tyme term for it was 'SWINGERS' and so about 1/2 a century ago my folks moved from close in Bethesda Md, outside Wash DC, to way out what is now North Potomac Md, was Gaithersburg badk in the day.....

and so they were welcomed into the hood after being there for a month or so, I was age 19, and so curious about this daughter of some local TV personalities Jerry and Jimma Strong who lived across the street, and so attended the party, and met her for a couple follow up dates, woopie doo....BUT on the way home that evening, the folks mentioned being invited to a 'SWINGERS' party, and they had no clue WTF it meant....

so from the back seat of their car, I just cracked up laughing and they asked what was so funny,.....I explained it was about wife swapping for a night....

screwing around, in other words....

the front seat fell SO silent even the engine made NO noise, not EVEN the tires.....

one of them UNforgettable life moments.....:lol::lol::rofl::rofl::dance:

And later that night the folks talked dirty to each other about what they would've done at the party....:rofl:

[lspencer534]

IB4 Omega Man :leaving:

I'm pretty sure we did this thread a few months ago.
Lots of strong comments. :shots:

I don't remember that. Sorry if it's a dupe.

[Iron Chef]

Swapped mine for a house. :D

[lspencer534]

Swapped mine for a house. :D

Was it good for you, too? :leaving:

[69camfrk]

My wife puts up with my shit which is a miracle in and of itself. Every marriage has its ups and downs, but swapping and such, I don't think so.

[Iron Chef]

Was it good for you, too? :leaving:

Didn't suck that's for sure. :D

[ZipZap]

Swapped mine for a house. :D

Smaller hallway?:D:leaving:

[Iron Chef]

Smaller hallway?:D:leaving:

Amen. :D

[Blademaker]

My wife puts up with my shit which is a miracle in and of itself. Every marriage has its ups and downs, but swapping and such, I don't think so.

^
This :yesnod:

The standard rule from my wife is : "Don't do anything stupid."

[69camfrk]

Amen. :D

More information than we needed!!!:D:leaving:

[kingpin]

^
This :yesnod:

The standard rule from my wife is : "Don't do anything stupid."

That's tough in your case isn't it? :dance:

[pappytinker]

I was "Best Man" in her first wedding. Fourteen years later she realized that I was really the best man. After 30 years together now she still says I am the best man and I will continue to keep her close, thank you very much. BTW, my answer to your query is a NO to both parts!

[Cybercowboy]

I don't expect many (any?) of you to tell the truth, but I was wondering if maybe some of you would dare. The questions are:

Would you wife swap? Not like the TV show; I'm talking about the first thing that entered your mind. How about a threesome? (Not a foursome--that's kinky. :leaving:) What would be the conditions in either event? Have you ever done either? Do you still do it? How did it effect your relationship, both with your partner and the other participant(s)?

Even though I've framed this discussion from the male point of view, all women are encouraged to answer (of course!). BTW, this thread has nothing to do with my wife not speaking to me. I hardly ever even think about sex.

Oh I've told the stories of the wife swapping opportunities over the years, and variations on same. Not into it.

Just for fun, here is the first story. My now-wife and I were just dating. Played softball one day and a very nice looking blonde chick asked us to come over to her place afterwards. No, this isn't the story some of you may remember, this was just this one chick.

So we are over at her place and drinking a beer or three and she asks if we want to see her "toy collection". I'm thinking it's some sort of paraphernalia or something and say "Sure, go for it!". She comes out with a box of sex toys like I've never seen. And a gun. Yes, a .357 revolver.

I'm eyes glued to the gun, and she says "Oh, that? My boyfriend, he's a cop, loves to use that to get me off. It's not loaded."

W

T

F

So...

I'd spend more time on this story but suffice it to say that to this day I slightly regret leaving as we did. She was smoking hot and I wasn't married yet. However, whenever I get too into thinking about that, I just remember SHE WAS DATING A COP WHO COULD COME IN AT ANY MINUTE!

So there's that. :lol:

[JRD77VET]

^
This :yesnod:

The standard rule from my wife is : "Don't do anything stupid."

Plus even if they say "OK" , it's just a trap :slap:

[Omega Man]

I would not. Ever. The last thing I want is some other dude boning my wife and I don't want to be eating off a dirt plate.

A 3some is also out of the question. We just don't roll like that.

We started dating in Highschool. I was the first person she ever dated. She is a one owner sports car and I am the only driver. I intend to keep it that way.

[Montehall]

Have we done it? No
However... We have hosted a swingers party at one of our rental houses in indiana.
We did not participate, but we did charge $75 a couple, or per single.
made some damn good money, but I don't think we would do it again.

[Blademaker]

That's tough in your case isn't it? :dance:

Sometimes, yeah. :rofl:
Like when I got the idea for a stove top liquor still.
I was all :dance:

She was :slap:
Plus even if they say "OK" , it's just a trap :slap:

This is true.
When I was looking at suppressors for one of my pistols, she had no problem with that as long as everything was legal. No problem.
Then she asked abouth the $$$ involved. I told her.
Ironically enough she came up with a wish list twice as expensive.
I still don't have my suppressor. :Jeff '79:

[BADRACR1]

No but I've dated a few women on loan :D

:iagree:

[Mirroredshades]

I would have traded my ex for a 6 pack of warm Bud.

[snide]

I would have traded my ex for a 6 pack of warm Bud.

Dunno if xX_Bud_Xx would have gone for that trade...

[xXBUDXx]

Dunno if xX_Bud_Xx would have gone for that trade...

I've gone for worse.

[DJ_Critterus]

If anybody dips their weenie where I do, then The Handle comes out. I'm as jealous as Chapsaltuck.

[73sbVert]

Swapped mine for a house. :D

Good swap! :seasix:

[73sbVert]

...

This is true.
When I was looking at suppressors for one of my pistols, she had no problem with that as long as everything was legal. No problem.
Then she asked abouth the $$$ involved. I told her.
Ironically enough she came up with a wish list twice as expensive.
I still don't have my suppressor. :Jeff '79:

That's why I stay single now! :lol:

Just bought one, waiting for it to come in, then the wait for the tax stamp. But, within 6 mos., I'll be shooting quiet!

:dance: