PDA

View Full Version : Has anyone recently divorced? What did the attorney run?


Mike Mercury
02-24-2012, 1:21pm
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0904/divorce-demotivational-poster-1239113703.jpg

Sea Six
02-24-2012, 1:22pm
9.4 / 10

Jobaka
02-24-2012, 1:26pm
I like π

snide
02-24-2012, 1:31pm
Whatever the cost, its worth it.

Mike Mercury
02-24-2012, 1:54pm
why is it that married men usually die before their wives do?
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.

because they want to.

Meeko87
02-24-2012, 1:57pm
What did the attorney run? I think it was a 4.06 in the 40yard.

Mike Mercury
02-24-2012, 2:03pm
http://dvorak.org/blog/divorce/2.jpg

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/cycle_or_wife.jpg

http://content.bored.com/comics/color00525.gif

Bucwheat
02-24-2012, 2:42pm
Out the back door.

NeedSpeed
02-24-2012, 2:50pm
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Divorce.jpg

lefthander
02-24-2012, 3:17pm
DIVORCE....... The screwing you get for the screwing you got.:seasix::seasix::seasix:

ApexOversteer
02-24-2012, 3:22pm
"Has anyone recently divorced? What did the attorney run?"

A racket.

tshirts and jeans
02-24-2012, 9:16pm
approxiamately 4500.00 and almost 2 yrs.....and HE got everything
:leaving:

Iron Chef
02-24-2012, 9:28pm
Best $10,000 I ever spent :seasix:

acevette2001
02-24-2012, 9:28pm
mine billed me $9,400... I asked him for details and it came to $7,200

best money I ever spent though

Datawiz
02-24-2012, 9:33pm
Best $10,000 I ever spent :seasix:

That's cheap. :seasix:

Iron Chef
02-24-2012, 9:36pm
That's cheap. :seasix:

Not when you haven't got it :ack:

Barn Babe
02-24-2012, 10:06pm
Not real recent, back in 96 we split the $186 filing fee. He was military so we had access to military attorneys.

Mike Mercury
02-24-2012, 10:10pm
I was soooo lucky during my divorce.

The lawyer was a long time friend of my dads; all I had to pay was the court fees.

At the time of the hearing, I was still in the hospital recovering from a kidney transplant. I wasn't able to go to court at that time.
I could of asked for alimony from her; but didn't.

1.5 years later -while Yvonne and I were dating - I had to sue my ex-wife because she didn't live up to the divorce agreement. The judge that heard our case??? was the same one that granted our divorce! He read my ex the riot act :D. The very next day she returned all my property.

I asked Yvonne (who was living with me then) to stay away from the ex's visit - returning the property.

Of course she couldn't resist, and walked into the garage when unloading; and the dirty look my first wife gave Yvonne...

PRICELESS !

BuckyThreadkiller
02-24-2012, 10:26pm
Mine was $1500 about 20 years ago but in the long run it cost me WAAAAAY more than that. I remember meeting her to pick up my son a year after it was final. He got out of her new Jaguar and into my beat up used pickup.

Expensive lawyers are worth it.

boracayjohnny
02-24-2012, 10:39pm
Divorce is when you wonder if the phucking you got was worth the phucking you got. At least, for me anyways....

snide
02-24-2012, 10:57pm
approxiamately 4500.00 and almost 2 yrs.....and HE got everything
:leaving:

Hi, my name is Alan. BTW, nice shoes...

:leaving:

snide
02-24-2012, 10:59pm
That's cheap. :seasix:

The divorce may be cheap, but the child support isn't.

Mike Mercury
02-25-2012, 12:18am
sad; that this parrot of "Has anyone recently married..."

has seen more activity than the original thread.

http://cdn.blogs.sheknows.com/articles.lovingyou.com/2009/05/just-married-couple.jpg

OddBall
02-26-2012, 8:50am
<---Never Married. :D

CertInsaneC5
02-26-2012, 9:58am
<---Never Married. :D

:iagree: And don't intend to. :cert:

Chuck A
02-26-2012, 10:02am
:dance:I have a feeling my wife will kill me before granting me a divorce
very nervous indeed
:dance::rofl::lol:

tshirts and jeans
02-26-2012, 10:57am
Hi, my name is Alan. BTW, nice shoes...

:leaving:

hi alan...im cindy....:barnbabe:

snide
02-26-2012, 11:00am
:dance:I have a feeling my wife will kill me before granting me a divorce
very nervous indeed
:dance::rofl::lol:

Good luck to you Chuck. :rofl:

:cheers:

snide
02-26-2012, 11:11am
hi alan...im cindy....:barnbabe:

:barnbabe: Cindy

Chuck A
02-26-2012, 11:43am
Good luck to you Chuck. :rofl:

:cheers:

:shots::rofl::dance::lol: