Just made one of my top 5

[Defib1961]

Nastiest calls in 18 years of EMS. Female was well over 450 pounds, naked, not breathing and in a house with carpet literally oozing dog urine and feces. She was fighting the airway by the time we got there so that is good but I fear the rest of us may suffer some unknown respiratory disease sometime around 2015. :puke::puke::puke:

[snide]

:ack:

[MrPeabody]

Thank you for not describing the other top four.:seasix:

[Knooger]

No pics to shore up our spank banks? :slap:

[NEED-A-VETTE]

No pics to shore up our spank banks? :slap:

Why do you hate us?

[Knooger]

Why do you hate us?

I was beaten as a child and have smallish genitalia.

[island14]

I was beaten as a child and have smallish genitalia.


:rofl:

[Fasglas]

:lolsmile:I was beaten as a child and have smallish genitalia.



:leaving:

[Datawiz]

pics of the slim?

edit: Knoogs beat me to it. :banghead:

[Knooger]

Knoogs beat me to it.

There's no way I'm gonna jerk you off while you look at the pic. Do it yourself you lazy bastard. :kick:

[Bucwheat]

That makes me pucky thinking about it.

[Meeko87]

Just talked to my love blob, she said for the record she was not "fighting the airway" she was hungry and trying to eat it. about the dog urine and feces, she was going to get around to cleaning that up once she finished eating her airway.

[Defib1961]

Just talked to my love blob, she said for the record she was not "fighting the airway" she was hungry and trying to eat it. about the dog urine and feces, she was going to get around to cleaning that up once she finished eating her airway.

As long as the doo doo and wee wee were not courses of her meal.

[Issues]

No pics to shore up our spank banks? :slap:

That's just R.O.N.G :slap:

[Blademaker]

I've seen some winners.
One of my former customers gutshot with a 20 ga.

[78SA]

:puke:

[Z06David]

I was beaten as a child and have smallish genitalia.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: