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JRD77VET
02-15-2012, 9:37pm
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion..

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."

:lol:

Skia
02-15-2012, 9:44pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTDT :leaving:

VITE1
02-15-2012, 9:49pm
:rofl::rofl:

HeatherO
02-15-2012, 9:59pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTDT :leaving:

can I get some pics of Skiababe rattling a Norwegian??

Bingo Fuel
02-15-2012, 10:01pm
:rofl::lol:

Skia
02-15-2012, 10:17pm
can I get some pics of Skiababe rattling a Norwegian??
We can make a video of Skiababe rattling a certain Irish chic in NJ....:dance:

kylebuck
02-15-2012, 10:20pm
:waiting:

Sea Six
02-16-2012, 6:10am
:funny:

nhlgopens
02-16-2012, 6:51am
:lol::lol:

ft laud mike
02-16-2012, 9:06am
can I get some pics of Skiababe rattling a Norwegian??

:puke:

kingpin
02-16-2012, 9:20am
We can make a video of Skiababe rattling a certain Irish chic in NJ....:dance:

can I get some pics of Skiababe rattling a Norwegian??

:puke:

:puke: :puke:

Yerf Dog
02-16-2012, 9:36am
:rofl: :cert:

Cybercowboy
02-16-2012, 9:41am
Rattling? :lol: