Too soon for the Whitney Houston jokes?

[BADRACR1]

Hope not. Here's a few to get things started:

I guess she'll always be...
Waiting to Exhale

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. "The Bodybag."

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

Updated song titles:

"Needing CPR From You"

"How Will I Float"

"The Greatest Drug Of All"

"Where Do Washed Up Stars Go"

"Didn't We Almost Drink It All"

"I'm You're Cadaver Tonight"

And my personal fave, the Janis Joplin remake:

"Me & Bobby OD'd"

These will be on the soon to be released disc, "Dust Whitney"







Yeah, I'm goin' ta hell.:BADRACR1:

[DAB]

not bad. the Gary Coleman jokes were a riot....

[NeedSpeed]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2012_1/and_you_and_you.gif

[Jeff '79]

:rofl::rofl::seasix:

[78SA]

:lol:

[MEANZ06]

:lol:



http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/418707_252924791450119_194650670610865_559403_1769909020_n.jpg

:D

[Datawiz]

:lol:



http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/418707_252924791450119_194650670610865_559403_1769909020_n.jpg

:D

:rofl::rofl:

[Issues]

:rofl: we can all join in hell and sing kumbaya by the camp fire ..!!

Bring on the jokes :rofl:

[MEANZ06]

they're having a candlelight vigil for Whitney....

















































http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/396442_2992092733101_1585640047_2493088_2141770511_n.jpg

[MEANZ06]

What's the difference between Whitney and Amy Winehouse?

204 days.

[CertInsaneC5]

I'll join ya'll there. LMFAO right now. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[VatorMan]

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2012_1/and_you_and_you.gif

:rofl::rofl:

[snide]

:funnier::funnier:

[MEANZ06]

What's 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked on Valentines day???






Whitney Houston's crackpipe....

[MikeB]

What's 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked on Valentines day???






Whitney Houston's crackpipe....

HaHa, but RONG
"CRACK IS WACK! " - Whitney Houston - YouTube

[kingpin]

they're having a candlelight vigil for Whitney.






http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/396442_2992092733101_1585640047_2493088_2141770511_n.jpg



I knew you'd be in the top 10. :rofl:

[BADRACR1]

they're having a candlelight vigil for Whitney....

















































http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/396442_2992092733101_1585640047_2493088_2141770511_n.jpg



:rofl::rofl::dance:

[BADRACR1]

What's the difference between Whitney and Amy Winehouse?

204 days.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mike Mercury]

hey; don't you guys know she may have accidentally mixed alcohol with a prescription medication... you know - just like any of us could of...

:rofl:

[Blademaker]

hey; don't you guys know she may have accidentally mixed alcohol with a prescription medication... you know - just like any of us could of...

:)



Investigators are learning more about the death of pop star Whitney Houston and how extremely addictive anti-anxiety drugs mixed with alcohol may have played a part in her death.

Cops reportedly found Valium, Xanax, lorazepam and another medications in Houston’s room when she was found dead Saturday.



Read more: Whitney Houston death: Anti-anxiety meds can kill when abused, combined with alcohol* - NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/whitney-houston-death-anti-anxiety-meds-kill-abused-combined-alcohol-article-1.1021863#ixzz1mN2aSYOP)

Ummmmmm......I think she was well aware of the side effects of these drugs when combined w/ alcohol. She probably didn't think it could happen to her. :sadangel:

[lspencer534]

I hear there's going to be a long line at her funeral. Better get there early.

[C5SilverBullet]

Hope not. Here's a few to get things started:

I guess she'll always be...
Waiting to Exhale

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. "The Bodybag."

What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?
"Houston, we have a problem!"

Updated song titles:

"Needing CPR From You"

"How Will I Float"

"The Greatest Drug Of All"

"Where Do Washed Up Stars Go"

"Didn't We Almost Drink It All"

"I'm You're Cadaver Tonight"

And my personal fave, the Janis Joplin remake:

"Me & Bobby OD'd"

These will be on the soon to be released disc, "Dust Whitney"







Yeah, I'm goin' ta hell.:BADRACR1:Meh, they could at least be funny.

[lspencer534]

What was her biggest hit?
Her last one.

[Mike Mercury]

Ummmmmm......I think she was well aware of the side effects of these drugs when combined w/ alcohol. She probably didn't think it could happen to her. :sadangel:
it was tongue-in-cheek.

no doubtWhitney was a long-term hard drug user. Her death had nothing to do with a simple "mistake".

original post updated for clarity :thumbs:

[onedef92]

Just.................................................................................................................damn.

[kylebuck]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/395819_386965101317751_100000127946270_1771002_613170530_n.jpg

[onedef92]

Maybe it'll make Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus wake up and smell the coffee.

[Cybercowboy]

Ummmmmm......I think she was well aware of the side effects of these drugs when combined w/ alcohol. She probably didn't think it could happen to her. :sadangel:

Well aware? I'm sure she counted on those side effects. Well, the non-fatal ones anyway.

[onedef92]

With her condition, the risk was surely amplified by soaking in a tub of hot water, too.

Do not take hot baths and salt baths (including Epsom salt baths) if you have heart trouble, high blood pressure, or are diabetic. :nono:

[BondiBlue]

What's chocolate and in a box just in time for v-day?

Whitney Houston.

[Blademaker]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/395819_386965101317751_100000127946270_1771002_613170530_n.jpg

Gonna borrow that one..........:rofl:

[Mirroredshades]

With her condition, the risk was surely amplified by soaking in a tub of hot water, too.

Do not take hot baths and salt baths (including Epsom salt baths) if you have heart trouble, high blood pressure, or are diabetic. :nono:



I'm too lazy to google. Why does that matter?

:confused5:

[MEANZ06]

died in a bath tub... would it have killed her if she took a shower?

:dance:

[PLRX]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/395819_386965101317751_100000127946270_1771002_613170530_n.jpg

I like :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

Maybe it'll make Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus wake up and smell the coffee.


Miley is doing just fine. :D

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Miley.jpg

[Jeff '79]

died in a bath tub... would it have killed her if she took a shower?

:dance:

:rofl::rofl:

[Bingo Fuel]

1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff

[Joecooool]

Really getting sick of all the coverage. Must be a super slow news week.

[ft laud mike]

What's the difference between Whitney and Amy Winehouse?

204 days.
:rofl:
What's chocolate and in a box just in time for v-day?

Whitney Houston.

:rofl:
Many good ones in there

[kingpin]

gets paid for advertising pepsi. spends it all on coke.


:leaving:

[wicked_c6]

HaHa, but RONG
"CRACK IS WACK! " - Whitney Houston - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTnmp2iTZpA)

Wouldn't it be easier to list which ones she hadn't?

[onedef92]

Wouldn't it be easier to list which ones she hadn't?

Just because she paid $1,500 a gram for it doesn't mean it still wasn't crack.