that awkward moment when someone gets you in trouble for sexual harrassment

[Montehall]

accidentally.

We have one female in our shop... she's pretty cool, makes comments all the time, but I'm old fashioned and keep it toned way down.

anyway... at work, we were discussing chickens (free range-vs caged etc.)
and people know that I raise chickens and I threw in my 2 cents about it, and offered to bring in a chicken one day so they can taste the different, and the female blurts out "Yes, Steve, you already offered me your cok once"
WTF!
crickets... until I heard the Warrant Officer, from his office "Petty Officer Hubbard, get in here!"

crap.

so then I had to explain that I had no idea what she was talking about and I began sweating bullets... she finally popped her head around the corner and explained that she meant "rooster" because I tried to pawn off one of my chickens on her before.

holy crap...

[kingpin]

:rofl: She sounds like a fun girl.

[island14]

That's how I would have told it, and I'm sticking to it! :toetap:

[kylebuck]

pics of the girl.

[Sea Six]

Heh heh heh. Funny story. :funnier:

[Knooger]

pics of the girl.

And pics of your cock.

[Allan]

Welcome to the world of EEO and being bated.:seasix:

[kingpin]

And pics of your cock.

WTF!

:ban:

[kylebuck]

And pics of your cock.

:leaving:

[Knooger]

:leaving:

Not your cock, yuck.

[kylebuck]

Not your cock, yuck.

your screen is too small.

[Knooger]

your screen is too small.
For all the beer I would spew on it while laughing at your furious little twig and berries?

[kylebuck]

For all the beer I would spew on it while laughing at your furious little twig and berries?

its a giving tree.... giver of orgasms.

[Montehall]

its a giving tree.... giver of orgasms.
For at least one lucky man or hand

[kylebuck]

For at least one lucky man or hand

:D what are you doing this weeknd? corvette show at the convention center.

[wwomanC6]

Talk about an oh shit moment! :ohnoes:


:rofl: Glad to hear she came to your rescue!

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

:rofl: She sounds like a fun girl.

Pass. It's all fun and games until SOMETHING offends her. And eventually something will.

Then every **** comment from the beginning of time resurfaces.

[Sea Six]

Pass. It's all fun and games until SOMETHING offends her. And eventually something will.

Then every **** comment from the beginning of time resurfaces.

:funny:




Actually, :(

[Rotorhead]

:D what are you doing this weeknd? corvette show at the convention center.

You two are all worked up talking about cocks and now you are going on a date?

[VatorMan]

Pass. It's all fun and games until SOMETHING offends her. And eventually something will.

Then every **** comment from the beginning of time resurfaces.

:withstupid: BTDT

[mrvette]

Pass. It's all fun and games until SOMETHING offends her. And eventually something will.

Then every **** comment from the beginning of time resurfaces.

Exactly right, that is a time bomb guaranteed to go off, you just don't know when/who/why.....:sadangel::leaving:

[Montehall]

Exactly right, that is a time bomb guaranteed to go off, you just don't know when/who/why.....:sadangel::leaving:
hence, I tend to be reserved

[vtelvr]

Now, it is REALLY time to show her your cok.

[...Whitepower...]

:withstupid: BTDT

Thought of you as soon as i read this.

[onedef92]

Still no slim pics, huh?

[Montehall]

Thought of you as soon as i read this.
what's the story there?

[Montehall]

Still no slim pics, huh?

no... since I don't want an actual charge

[onedef92]

no... since I don't want an actual charge

Like she can't go back and read the shit you wrote about her on the forum. :D

[Montehall]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Wilson1911/IMG952012021095071119.jpg

Btw, that shirt is an XL...

[navyndi2]

Should have told the Warrant, "Don't knock it till you try it"
:cheers:

[04 commemorative]

Pass. It's all fun and games until SOMETHING offends her. And eventually something will.

Then every **** comment from the beginning of time resurfaces.

:iagree::leaving:

[Montehall]

uh, alrighty then. I bet she has a wonderful personality. :leaving:
not a great pic... but yeah, she's got a good personality.

[kingpin]

:rofl: She sounds like a fun girl.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Wilson1911/IMG952012021095071119.jpg

Btw, that shirt is an XL...

I take it back. All the way to the beginning. :nonod: