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Sea Six
02-05-2012, 1:32pm
It should be legal for anyone to taze rude people who cut line.

Island14's post in the other thread got me thinking.

I'd like to add children who are misbehaving in public to the list of people you can legally tase; even if they're not your own.

Wait... make that "especially if they're not your own and their parents aren't doing a damned thing about it." :yesnod:

:hurray:





Who else should be on the list?


:waiting:

neece
02-05-2012, 1:34pm
Obama voters

Sea Six
02-05-2012, 1:35pm
/thread

Neece, get ready for 42 Users to say Thanks For That Useful Post.

I'm honored to be the first.

ApexOversteer
02-05-2012, 1:36pm
Yeah, since we've left behind the very thought of being able to speak to each other without being offended by every third f*ckin word, may as well make tasing the new "excuse me..."

Blademaker
02-05-2012, 1:37pm
Obama voters

/Thread

Beat me to it. :D

neece
02-05-2012, 1:37pm
/thread

Neece, get ready for 42 Thanks For That Useful Post.

I'm honored to be the first.

Lol, what do I win?:cert:

Issues
02-05-2012, 1:38pm
Obama and his staff

Sea Six
02-05-2012, 1:41pm
Lol, what do I win?:cert:

A new Taser, of course! Now, go out there and use it appropriately!

:hurray:

lspencer534
02-05-2012, 1:43pm
Everyone but me?

Sea Six
02-05-2012, 1:45pm
Everyone but me?

http://thehubbydiaries.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/calvin-hobbes-swift-kick-in-the-butt.jpg

MEC5LADY
02-05-2012, 1:45pm
My list is too long :leaving:

CertInsaneC5
02-05-2012, 1:49pm
Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video from Marc Ryan

Fasglas
02-05-2012, 2:33pm
Who else should be on the list?


:waiting:

Everyone.

Dan Dlabay
02-05-2012, 2:34pm
Congress, both democrats and republicans because they do nothing.:cert:

mrvette
02-05-2012, 2:36pm
Obama voters

Hit Joecool twice....maybe 3X......:kick::rofl:

mrvette
02-05-2012, 2:40pm
My list is too long :leaving:

Let ALL of them be MIST.....

think about it....:dance::lol:

Blademaker
02-05-2012, 3:15pm
Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video from Marc Ryan (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e16fb207fd/steves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-taser-arrest-video)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

"You made me crap my pants."

OddBall
02-05-2012, 3:22pm
People who Leave shopping carts in a parking space.
Taz 'em. Taz the livin' shit out of them.

Bill
02-05-2012, 3:33pm
Taze folks who are NOT mud Jew negros and who do bitch about free stuff.

Sea Six
02-05-2012, 3:42pm
People who Leave hopping carts in a parking space.
Taz 'em. Taz the livin' shit out of them.

Oh, I dunno.

I mean, whenever I hop out of my car, the first thing I always do is look for a hopping cart. I really hate it when I have to run all over creation looking for a hopping cart just because I have an immediate need to hop.

In fact, it really brightens my day when I find that someone has been considerate enough to leave a hopping cart in the space adjacent to where I park. I open the door, hop out, lock up, and BAM... I'm good to go.

:coolest:

...Whitepower...
02-05-2012, 3:48pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

"You made me crap my pants."

That's the funniest shit i've seen all week..:rofl:

73sbVert
02-05-2012, 4:05pm
Anyone whose username sounds like exotix or Chas


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Me2
02-05-2012, 4:07pm
Any one that pisses me off on any given day for any reason I deem to be the reason that pisses me off.

OddBall
02-05-2012, 4:08pm
Oh, I dunno.

I mean, whenever I hop out of my car, the first thing I always do is look for a hopping cart. I really hate it when I have to run all over creation looking for a hopping cart just because I have an immediate need to hop.

In fact, it really brightens my day when I find that someone has been considerate enough to leave a hopping cart in the space adjacent to where I park. I open the door, hop out, lock up, and BAM... I'm good to go.

:coolest:

:rofl:

Bill
02-05-2012, 4:32pm
Oh, I dunno.

I mean, whenever I hop out of my car, the first thing I always do is look for a hopping cart. I really hate it when I have to run all over creation looking for a hopping cart just because I have an immediate need to hop.

In fact, it really brightens my day when I find that someone has been considerate enough to leave a hopping cart in the space adjacent to where I park. I open the door, hop out, lock up, and BAM... I'm good to go.

:coolest:

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04 commemorative
02-05-2012, 4:56pm
I know my rights !....How many teeth do you think he had?

kingpin
02-05-2012, 5:01pm
anybody that has anything to do with politics.

Including liberals, democrats, green party people and the rest of y'all.

:leaving:

99 pewtercoupe
02-05-2012, 5:03pm
Any one that pisses me off on any given day for any reason I deem to be the reason that pisses me off.

:iagree:

Fastguy
02-05-2012, 5:07pm
People who litter, especially dickheads that empty their ashtrays in parking lots.

JRD77VET
02-05-2012, 7:51pm
People who litter, especially dickheads that empty their ashtrays in parking lots.

Including ( but not limited to ) those inconsiderate assholes who flick cigarette butts out their windows. :cuss:

I would also like to escalate the punishment to a shot in the head for those assholes who flick cigarette butts at motorcyclists :nutkick:

LisaJohn
02-05-2012, 9:41pm
I have one "person" I would like for you to come tase for me. He drives on the highway in front of my house every night. His car is thump thump thumping so loud that the windows in my home vibrate and shake. He just drove by.
How far will that taser reach?

MEC5LADY
02-05-2012, 9:50pm
I have one "person" I would like for you to come tase for me. He drives on the highway in front of my house every night. His car is thump thump thumping so loud that the windows in my home vibrate and shake. He just drove by.
How far will that taser reach?

I'll do it for you.:dance:

LisaJohn
02-05-2012, 9:54pm
I'll do it for you.:dance:

Ahhhhh... a double dose tase!!! Now there's an idea!

Blademaker
02-05-2012, 9:59pm
Eli Manning

:leaving:

MikeB
02-05-2012, 10:08pm
People who litter, especially dickheads that empty their ashtrays in parking lots.

Wait a minute.
What about the smoker/dog walkers that let their dogs poop in my yard, and throw their butts in the poop too.?

JRD77VET
02-05-2012, 10:14pm
Wait a minute.
What about the smoker/dog walkers that let their dogs poop in my yard, and throw their butts in the poop too.?

Taze the owners twice. Once for the cig butts and again for being asshole dog owners :slap: