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onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:21pm
Woman armed with bedpost fights off intruder

RALEIGH, N.C.- A burglary suspect wound up in the hospital with a broken ankle, cuts, bruises and a badly swollen eye after the victim bashed him in the face with a bedpost, authorities reported.

Lucio Medina Miranda, 40, of 2834 Avent Ferry Road, remained in custody at the Wake County jail Monday on charges of first-degree burglary, larceny after breaking and entering and felony possession of stolen goods, according to records filed at the Wake County Magistrate's Office. His bail is set at $108,000.

Federal immigration officials also have placed a retainer on him because they think he may be in this country illegally, a jail spokesman reported.

The burglary occurred just before 8:30 p.m. Jan. 13 at a residence on Dorothea Drive, just south of downtown.

Police have accused Miranda of breaking into the residence where a woman was at home with two small children, according to a search warrant filed Monday. The woman, armed with a bedpost, confronted the suspect and subdued him with multiple blows and then phoned 911, authorities reported. Miranda was still at the woman's home when the police arrived.

The woman and the two children were not injured during the incident, according to police spokesman Jim Sughrue. She could not be reached for comment on Monday.

Miranda had been in custody for nearly a week when police obtained a warrant on Thursday to search Miranda's belongings at the jail in an effort to locate the key to the victim's car. Among the items searched was a Buick key, court records show. :beat:

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onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:22pm
Now that's how you tax a mofo!

ApexOversteer
01-24-2012, 12:26pm
Now that's how you tax a mofo!

Yeah... not quite. If she had been properly prepared, we wouldn't be paying to feed this excrement.

onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:29pm
Yeah... not quite. If she had been properly prepared, we wouldn't be paying to feed this excrement.

Yeah, but there's just something about dishing out a physical beat-down that's so gratifying..................:beat:

The slim'll still prolly wind up getting an assault charge by the perp. That's the part that sucks.

Jobaka
01-24-2012, 12:32pm
Bedknobs & Boomsticks

:lol: Boomsticks

Good one, OD. :seasix:

island14
01-24-2012, 12:33pm
She Mirandized his azz...


:lol:

onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:33pm
:lol: Boomsticks

Good one, OD. :seasix:

I can feel the blows from all the way up here! :seasix: :lol:

Kerrmudgeon
01-24-2012, 12:38pm
I bet she's out buying a gun right now. Too bad she didn't have one back then! Shame to have to waste time and money on vermin like this!:kick:

onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:41pm
I bet she's out buying a gun right now. Too bad she didn't have one back then! Shame to have to waste time and money on vermin like this!:kick:


If he's stupid enough to come back to her crib for round 2, he deserves to get his head blown off, IMO. :kick:

ApexOversteer
01-24-2012, 12:43pm
I can feel the blows from all the way up here! :seasix: :lol:

She does score well on chutzpa and location of blows... now she just needs to work on her endurance a bit, so she can finish the job next time. :D

onedef92
01-24-2012, 12:45pm
She does score well on chutzpa and location of blows... now she just needs to work on her endurance a bit, so she can finish the job next time. :D

Tell here to watch "Enough!" starring J-lo and shit... :D