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Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 8:36am
You know the old saying..."once you go black, you don't come back"?
Her and hubby singer Seal are splitting up! .....Sill HOT, and pretty funny too!:seasix:
http://mojpulpit.com/kobiety/Heidi-Klum-19.jpg

Issues
01-23-2012, 8:52am
Yup :yesnod:

nhlgopens
01-23-2012, 8:57am
There's a black lady in our office that only dates white guys. Her comment - After you play in the snow, you learn to stay out of the mud. :lol:

Bucwheat
01-23-2012, 9:08am
Never knew what she saw in him,fugly ucker.

LATB
01-23-2012, 10:06am
Never knew what she saw in him,fugly ucker.

probably what we dont see.

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 10:08am
Never knew what she saw in him,fugly ucker.

probably what we dont see.

I think I know........"Da big Bamboo"
http://modelcandids.com/files/2011/08/heidi-klum-seal-and-kids-on-ho/heidi-klum-seal-and-kids-132.jpg
She could use some work on her glutes though!:eek:

LATB
01-23-2012, 10:10am
get your mind out of his shorts man...

I was talking about his personality. :lol:

neece
01-23-2012, 10:16am
Never knew what she saw in him,fugly ucker.


maybe she likes his music, I know I do...

Seal - Love's Divine (Video) - YouTube

Seal - Waiting for you - YouTube

neece
01-23-2012, 10:17am
She could use some work on her glutes though!:eek:

what glutes?

onedef92
01-23-2012, 12:43pm
what glutes?


Bucket booty.... :leaving:

Yerf Dog
01-23-2012, 12:52pm
Bucket booty.... :leaving:

:skep: :rofl: :iagree:

Meeko87
01-23-2012, 1:20pm
In other news Heidi Klume finally got glasses.
Maybe she realized she is a 10 and married a meteorite.

NB2K
01-23-2012, 2:03pm
He got those scars form a childhood disese.

Skia
01-23-2012, 2:17pm
She's got like what 15 kids?? Think Mayonaise jar....wide and sloppy....

Curvette
01-23-2012, 2:25pm
She's got like what 15 kids?? Think Mayonaise jar....wide and sloppy....

:slap:


I thought she had two children.

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 2:31pm
four young kids, one pretty blonde white girl like Mama from a previous Dad, and 3 coffee's with cream with Seal! :seasix:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/04/article-0-0C5972AC000005DC-48_634x510.jpg

Burro (He/Haw)
01-23-2012, 2:33pm
She's got like what 15 kids?? Think Mayonaise jar....wide and sloppy....

Who to shitting? You'd give up one of your gristly nuts to lick that mayo jar.

Curvette
01-23-2012, 2:33pm
No matter how many...my guess is that she is in pretty "tight" shape. :)

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 2:35pm
You guys are GROSS! :ack:

Skia
01-23-2012, 2:41pm
Who to shitting? You'd give up one of your gristly nuts to lick that mayo jar.Nope # 1 I don't for "celebraties" and after Seals been wallering around in it I doubt my little white guy self could do it any good.

DJ_Critterus
01-23-2012, 2:57pm
Heidi learned that once you go white, you always say, "AHHH-Aight!"

kingpin
01-23-2012, 3:34pm
Nope # 1 I don't for "celebraties" and after Seals been wallering around in it I doubt my little white guy self could do it any good.

:rofl:

Burro (He/Haw)
01-23-2012, 4:22pm
Nope # 1 I don't for "celebraties" and after Seals been wallering around in it I doubt my little white guy self could do it any good.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 4:38pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Reminds me of the old joke....."what's the 4 worst words a woman can say to a man?"









A....Is it in yet?

American Made
01-23-2012, 4:44pm
You know the old saying..."once you go black, you don't come back"?
Her and hubby singer Seal are splitting up! .....Sill HOT, and pretty funny too!:seasix:
http://mojpulpit.com/kobiety/Heidi-Klum-19.jpg

She was such a beauty.

C5Nate
01-23-2012, 4:54pm
Reminds me of the old joke....."what's the 4 worst words a woman can say to a man?"









A....Is it in yet?


OR


Why does she keep spelling the word RUN during our love making?

Bingo Fuel
01-23-2012, 7:23pm
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg163/vashon00/Seal_Family.jpg

RedLS1GTO
01-23-2012, 7:45pm
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg163/vashon00/Seal_Family.jpg

Nice chop... but WTF did you do to that black guy's face? Not cool man.


Ohhh.... nevermind. :leaving:

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 7:46pm
Bad boy! :roll:.....:seal noises:

http://s5.tinypic.com/e5ik95_th.jpg

kingpin
01-23-2012, 7:46pm
Nice chop... but WTF did you do to that black guy's face? Not cool man.


Ohhh.... nevermind. :leaving:

:rofl:

Bingo Fuel
01-23-2012, 7:50pm
Nice chop... but WTF did you do to that black guy's face? Not cool man.
Ohhh.... nevermind. :leaving:

I tried to use the "Heal" brush, but some things are beyond repair.
I'm with Neece though, I do like some of his music.

LATB
01-23-2012, 7:52pm
I don't like mayonnaise

Burro (He/Haw)
01-23-2012, 7:56pm
I don't like mayonnaise

Oh bullshit. You'd like her mayonnaise. I bet she pulled the Obama lever too. :rofl:

LATB
01-23-2012, 8:05pm
Oh bullshit. You'd like her mayonnaise.



I want nothing to do with her or her mayo...

I bet she pulled the Obama lever too. :rofl:

of course...most clueless folks did. :cert:

Burro (He/Haw)
01-23-2012, 8:15pm
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/sEAL.jpg

Lick the jar bish!!!

American Made
01-23-2012, 8:36pm
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/sEAL.jpg

Lick the jar bish!!!

Holy Jeebus!! :rofl:

Bingo Fuel
01-23-2012, 8:43pm
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/sEAL.jpg

Lick the jar bish!!!

:rofl::lol:

Burro (He/Haw)
01-23-2012, 8:46pm
It's good to have Bingo here to help with the chops. :D

Kerrmudgeon
01-23-2012, 8:47pm
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/Dilemma_1962/sEAL.jpg
:roll: Right klik, save.......well done....sick, but funny!:D