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Defib1961
05-11-2010, 10:11pm
This is the craziest thing I've heard in a while and to my knowledge, nobody's reported on it.

A girl that baby sits for a friend of mine told her this yesterday. One of her mother's friends from church has an adult son who is, excuse me for not being PC b/c I don't know what he has exactly, but lets say his IQ is less than 80. Anyway, he's just functional enough where he can live on his own.

Last week his son calls his mother and is going nuts telling her he caught a troll and needs help. She just brushes it off and tells him she's busy. This goes on for a couple days. After three or four days of him pestering her about helping with the troll he caught, she goes to his house and back to his room. He has the furniture blockading his closet door. The son is very upset and doesn't know what to do. They move the furniture, she opens the door, and there's a midget in there.

The "little person" was a Jehovah's witness and came to this guy's house several days ago. When the "retard" opened the door, he flipped and didn't know what to do, so he captured the little person and put him in the closet. He'd been giving him food and water a couple times a day.

Charges aren't being pressed since the Jehovah's witness believes the guy meant no harm and was actually feeding him, etc.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Munch
05-11-2010, 10:21pm
Jehovah's witness my ass! Trolls are notorious liars and will use their mind control on you to appear benign. The only people immune to troll mind control are those of simple mind, that is why the Kings army has always used them as troll hunters.:yesnod:

Cobra4B
05-12-2010, 8:44am
Heard that one before.... but still funny.