well well well...where ever did THIS come from??

[HeatherO]

I have never been to prison in Texas...nor has anyone in my household, that I know of...where did this bath towel come from??? :confused5::confused5::skep::skep::skep:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/HeatherO/IMAG0009.jpg

[NB2K]

Texas.

[DAB]

You caught a cowboy???

[NB2K]

I'm always polite like that, too. I bring 'em the towel.

[Blademaker]

Dirty looking towel. :yesnod:

[HeatherO]

Texas.

duh...how did it get in me house, in NJ?? :lol: I was in TX in May, but I didn't visit any prisons...I wasn't even drunk :lol::lol:

[NB2K]

duh...how did it get in me house, in NJ?? :lol: I was in TX in May, but I didn't visit any prisons...I wasn't even drunk :lol::lol:

Maybe you met somebody polite.:D

[HeatherO]

You caught a cowboy???

no, it's a towel :lol:

[G8rDMD]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it came from either China or India :shots:

[69camfrk]

Nice, very nice. Everyone wants a good ol fashioned prison spank rag. Maybe you should put that nasty thing on Ebay!!!!:leaving:

[DAB]

no, it's a towel :lol:

A cowboy's towel. Maybe he'll come looking for it???

[DJ_Critterus]

duh...how did it get in me house, in NJ?? :lol: I was in TX in May, but I didn't visit any prisons...I wasn't even drunk :lol::lol:

I've been to NJ twice in the past two months, but I swear it wasn't me.

[DJ_Critterus]

Nice, very nice. Everyone wants a good ol fashioned prison spank rag. Maybe you should put that nasty thing on Ebay!!!!:leaving:

Along with NB2K's sock... :yesnod:

[themonk]

Judging by the looks of it I can say that it didn't come from a washing machine.

[oyealiz]

Is one of your daughters seeing a prior Texas inmate????

[HeatherO]

Is one of your daughters seeing a prior Texas inmate????

not that I am aware of :lol::lol: it's posted on FB...and one of them responded :leaving:

[DJ_Critterus]

Is one of your daughters seeing a prior Texas inmate????

not that I am aware of :lol::lol: it's posted on FB...and one of them responded :leaving:

So, one of your daughters is a pen pal with an inmate or is about to get with a prior inmate....

I would have guessed Joebuck, but he's not in TX. :leaving:

[OddBall]

Probably Texas, just a guess...

[mike100]

Seeing as how Texans are about the only people that fly their flag in other states, I'm not surprised to see that they are claiming the towels too.

I'm gonna guess a college towel if it is soft and a prison one if it sucks.

[HeatherO]

sure is a mystery to me :dunno:

[DJ_Critterus]

Judging by the looks of it I can say that it didn't come from a washing machine.

So, you have a few towels that look like this? :ack:

[MEC5LADY]

Didja per chance save a horse and ride a cowboy? :popcorns: That would explain the towel.:leaving:

[oyealiz]

I'm so confused. I've seen cowboys with boots. With big belt buckles. With fancy cowboy hats. With pickup trucks. But never, ever, with a towel. Let alone with one stamped "State of Texas!"

[MEC5LADY]

I'm so confused. I've seen cowboys with boots. With big belt buckles. With fancy cowboy hats. With pickup trucks. But never, ever, with a towel. Let alone with one stamped "State of Texas!"

So, what you are saying is that the cowboys you have come across dropped towel for you? :dance:

[DAB]

I'm so confused. I've seen cowboys with boots. With big belt buckles. With fancy cowboy hats. With pickup trucks. But never, ever, with a towel. Let alone with one stamped "State of Texas!"

That's because you've only seen them in public.

They do get dirty, and then they have to get clean on Saturday night.

[MEC5LADY]

That's because you've only seen them in public.

They do get dirty, and then they have to get clean on Saturday night.

You sound like you have a lot of experience with cowboys.

[DAB]

You sound like you have a lot of experience with cowboys.

Maybe I are one.

[MEC5LADY]

Maybe I are one.

I'll have to think about this..... nope never took you for the cowboy type sorry.

[oyealiz]

So, what you are saying is that the cowboys you have come across dropped towel for you? :dance:

Chaps. Dropped chaps for me.

:dance:

[MEC5LADY]

Chaps. Dropped chaps for me.

:dance:

:rofl: I don't think I even want to say anything about chaps.... it always comes back to bite me in the azz. :bang head: :leaving:

[HeatherO]

mystery solved!!! That towel is a souvenir from a lovely establishment in Savannah, GA :skep: courtesy of my kid :slap:

[snide]

mystery solved!!! That towel is a souvenir from a lovely establishment in Savannah, GA :skep: courtesy of my kid :slap:

What type of establishment?

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[HeatherO]

What type of establishment?

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/2011/DancingBunny.gif

she claimed it was a hotel, classy, eh? :willy:

[Bucwheat]

Maybe that cheap ass motel you stayed in uses hand me down prison towels.:rofl:

[HeatherO]

Maybe that cheap ass motel you stayed in uses hand me down prison towels.:rofl:

I know, right? :lol:

[snide]

she claimed it was a hotel, classy, eh? :willy:

:bs:

[DJ_Critterus]

:rofl: I don't think I even want to say anything about chaps.... it always comes back to bite me in the azz. :bang head: :leaving:

Well, if your ass wasn't hanging out of them it'd be harder to bite. Stop picking up Liz's left over chaps :slap:

[MEC5LADY]

Well, if your ass wasn't hanging out of them it'd be harder to bite. Stop picking up Liz's left over chaps :slap:

Well we can't all be as skinny as your azz now can we? Besides, I have a disease that causes me to gain weight I can't help I have a fat azz.:slap:

[NEVRL8T]

Now, ya see, that's what bong hits will do to ya.

[DJ_Critterus]

mystery solved!!! That towel is a souvenir from a lovely establishment in Savannah, GA :skep: courtesy of my kid :slap:

So, kid hooked up with a Texas convict on the lamb (not knooger style) ?

[DJ_Critterus]

Well we can't all be as skinny as your azz now can we? Besides, I have a disease that causes me to gain weight I can't help I have a fat azz.:slap:

Chocolate is not a disease.

[HeatherO]

So, kid hooked up with a Texas convict on the lamb (not knooger style) ?

although I teased her about it...I highly doubt that is the case :lol:
she went on a roadtrip with a friend of hers over the summer and she got the towel from a motel she stayed at in Savannah...she thought it was odd too :lol:

[DJ_Critterus]

although I teased her about it...I highly doubt that is the case :lol:
she went on a roadtrip with a friend of hers over the summer and she got the towel from a motel she stayed at in Savannah...she thought it was odd too :lol:

Riiiigght. She can lie to you but not to us :rofl:

[Z06David]

That's from the Wynne unit in the Huntsville State Correctional facility in Huntsville Texas. I know this because I was incarcerated there for 8 years.










just kidding

[MEC5LADY]

Chocolate is not a disease.

Okay fine it's an addiction and there is no support group or 12 step program for it so what am I suppose to do? :slap:

[DJ_Critterus]

Okay fine it's an addiction and there is no support group or 12 step program for it so what am I suppose to do? :slap:

:bs: Jenny Craig.....

[MEC5LADY]

:bs: Jenny Craig.....

I'm poor I can't afford the special meals or the weigh ins. Besides, they don't put any chocolate in anything from what I hear. I guess I could add my own chocolate syrup it sure made slimfast taste better.:hurray:

[MEANZ06]

lol @ the FB comment... :lol:

[snide]

Okay fine it's an addiction and there is no support group or 12 step program for it so what am I suppose to do? :slap:

Eat more chocolate. Duh.

:thumbs: :thumbs:

:cheers:

[HeatherO]

lol @ the FB comment... :lol:

which one? :D

[DJ_Critterus]

I'm poor I can't afford the special meals or the weigh ins. Besides, they don't put any chocolate in anything from what I hear. I guess I could add my own chocolate syrup it sure made slimfast taste better.:hurray:

Slimfast works, but not if you're chugging all three flavors at once.

[MEC5LADY]

Slimfast works, but not if you're chugging all three flavors at once.

Nah that would have a terrible taste. I find if I substitute ice cream for the milk or use chocolate syrup the slimfast flavors aren't too bad. I just can't figure out why I have been on the diet for six months and I have gained weight..... I know it's all snake oil the manufactuerers lie.

[HeatherO]

when you barf, I have a towel for clean up :D

[DJ_Critterus]

when you barf, I have a towel for clean up :D

Just imagine what that towel has already been used to clean up :ack:

[HeatherO]

Just imagine what that towel has already been used to clean up :ack:

I has lots of bleach :D

[DJ_Critterus]

I has lots of bleach :D

Does it cleanse the shame out?

[HeatherO]

Does it cleanse the shame out?

bleach cleans germs, shame and genes :seasix:

[island14]

bleach cleans germs, shame and genes :seasix:



Gets out bloody semen covered poo found in a jail house shower drain stains too! :seasix:


:lol: