I set a new personal best...

[zz4vetteguy]

Two whole days and I am single again...I usually make it through a week...I think the conversation ending with me say "I may not know exactly what I want, but I think I made a serious mistake with who" may have sealed the deal.

:beer:

[Munch]

Think of it as a long one night stand.

[1TZSLO]

I am a single navy guy but i always find a way to not make us look bad lol............... or kinda not bad

[Sneaks]

"I have an eye problem. I can't see me staying with your crazy arse!"......:leaving:

[Z06PDQ]

"I have an eye problem. I can't see me staying with your crazy arse!"......:leaving:

:lolsmile:

[zz4vetteguy]

"I have an eye problem. I can't see me staying with your crazy arse!"......:leaving:

...adds to book for future breakups. :lolsmile:

[zz4vetteguy]

the only bad part is, this person works at one of the group homes we transport residents for....so after the "I never want to hear from you again" text I get, guess where I had to go today. :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

[zz4vetteguy]

I am a single navy guy but i always find a way to not make us look bad lol............... or kinda not bad

ok, am I the only one who sees sooo much potential in this for a whole series of witty posts???? LOL

[kylebuck]

meh i havent dated anyone in 5 years, going on 6 years. So dont feel bad

[NEVRL8T]

meh i havent dated anyone in 5 years, going on 6 years. So dont feel bad

I used to say the same thing. Then I realized I had been dating my right hand since I was thirteen. :leaving:

[zz4vetteguy]

I used to say the same thing. Then I realized I had been dating my right hand since I was thirteen. :leaving:

did you ever get caught cheating with the left hand? :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

[NEVRL8T]

did you ever get caught cheating with the left hand? :lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile::lolsmile:

Who me? :leaving:

[kylebuck]

Ive always been a lefty in that way.
Right hand just doenst have the finesse needed

[wwomanC6]

ok, am I the only one who sees sooo much potential in this for a whole series of witty posts???? LOL

I'll bite!

Ive always been a lefty in that way.
Right hand just doenst have the finesse needed


Note to self: Shake joebucks right hand and Lee's left! :lolsmile:

:squirrelrun:

[kylebuck]

I'll bite!




Note to self: Shake joebucks right hand and Lee's left! :lolsmile:

:squirrelrun:
:lolsmile::slap:

[zz4vetteguy]

I'll bite!

So many sailor jokes, so many ways to get banned...LOL


Note to self: Shake joebucks right hand and Lee's left! :lolsmile:

:squirrelrun:

:iagree:

[zz4vetteguy]

meh i havent dated anyone in 5 years, going on 6 years. So dont feel bad

There will be a hiatus for a least a month of chasing anybody. Between my crummy job and music, I don't have as much time for the Vert as I would like, let alone another person...lol

[wwomanC6]

So many sailor jokes, so many ways to get banned...LOL


:lolsmile: Sailor Jokes, You don't have the :balls:! :cheers:

:squirrelrun:

[kylebuck]

There will be a hiatus for a least a month of chasing anybody. Between my crummy job and music, I don't have as much time for the Vert as I would like, let alone another person...lol

thats why im looking at getting a Zr-1 ... may as well put my hands on some curves , even if it is only plastic (ib4tplasticdolljokes)

[NEVRL8T]

thats why im looking at getting a Zr-1 ... may as well put my hands on some curves , even if it is only plastic (ib4tplasticdolljokes)

Nothing wrong with plastic.

http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/victoria_beckham_fake_tits.jpg

[allthrottleandsomebottle]

Joe..............Joe.................Joe..................talk with Munchles about his "pole" ..........:lolsmile:

[zz4vetteguy]

:lolsmile: Sailor Jokes, You don't have the :balls:! :cheers:

:squirrelrun:

Not a US Sailor...but one to start with....

A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

[zz4vetteguy]

:lolsmile: Sailor Jokes, You don't have the :balls:! :cheers:

:squirrelrun:

Getting closer....

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was
taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant -- an Air Force guy,"
admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to
tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms
have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning, the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope. I shut him up in no time," said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the
sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the
cheek, and said, 'Goodnight beautiful,'...And he sat up all night
watching me."

[wwomanC6]

http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/15180511.gif

:hurray::cheers:

:squirrelrun:

[WKMCD]

meh i havent dated anyone in 5 years, going on 6 years. So dont feel bad

My wife really cut down on my dating many years ago... :nono: :kick: (we need an emoticon for "I'll cut it off") :o_o:

[zz4vetteguy]

:lolsmile: Sailor Jokes, You don't have the :balls:! :cheers:

:squirrelrun:

I am just getting warmed up...

YouTube - NAUGHTY GAY CRUISE ADVERT

[zz4vetteguy]

Last one....and I know the answer to this question. :leaving:

YouTube - USNA Men's Glee Club singing, 'what do you do with a drunken sailor?'

[wwomanC6]

My wife really cut down on my dating many years ago... :nono: :kick: (we need an emoticon for "I'll cut it off") :o_o:

Workin' on it. Haven't found a good one yet!
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/woman_with_knife1262128365.jpg
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/4984-Crazy-Woman-With-PMS-Holding-A.jpg

:squirrelrun:

[wwomanC6]

Last one....and I know the answer to this question. :leaving:]


Like the jokes better....:leaving:

:squirrelrun:

[zz4vetteguy]

Like the jokes better....:leaving:

:squirrelrun:

Had a concert tonight, so I had music on the mind.

[Skia]

meh i havent dated anyone in 5 years, going on 6 years. So dont feel bad
Maybe you and ZZ4 should hook up then......:o_o:

[zz4vetteguy]

Maybe you and ZZ4 should hook up then......:o_o:

Henry, how the hell you been?

[kylebuck]

Maybe you and ZZ4 should hook up then......:o_o:

nahh im good henry. I think i would rather not

[zz4vetteguy]

Now if I only had a panty-dropper C4, I would be golden. :lolsmile:

[leec4ce]

Now if I only had a panty-dropper C4, I would be golden. :lolsmile:

For a small fee you can borrow mine :p

[tomurphjr]

Now if I only had a panty-dropper C4, I would be golden. :lolsmile:

For a small fee you can borrow mine :p

Joe...I think I can come up with a spare set keys for Lee's car. Just sayin :D:popcorns:

[kylebuck]

I got me my panty dropper, but you have to be careful where you drive it.
Take my word for it, stay away from the old folks homes.

[wwomanC6]

I got me my panty dropper, but you have to be careful where you drive it.
Take my word for it, stay away from the old folks homes.

OMG! :laugh:

[kylebuck]

OMG! :laugh:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs354.snc3/29317_1478604444350_1210920080_31361486_5729249_n.jpg

[NEVRL8T]

I got me my panty dropper, but you have to be careful where you drive it.
Take my word for it, stay away from the old folks homes.

And pawn shops.

[zz4vetteguy]

For a small fee you can borrow mine :p

Bah, yours is just average....no a C4 like Doug's....:leaving:

[zz4vetteguy]

I got me my panty dropper, but you have to be careful where you drive it.
Take my word for it, stay away from the old folks homes.

I need to donate mine to PedoBear then...at a local show I did put on by a local middle school to help raise money for one of their classmates, my car was voted "Best Car To Be Picked Up From School In"...the voting was done by the kids. :willy::willy::willy::willy:

[kylebuck]

I need to donate mine to PedoBear then...at a local show I did put on by a local middle school to help raise money for one of their classmates, my car was voted "Best Car To Be Picked Up From School In"...the voting was done by the kids. :willy::willy::willy::willy:

:lol:

[wwomanC6]

My wife really cut down on my dating many years ago... :nono: :kick: (we need an emoticon for "I'll cut it off") :o_o:

Workin' on it. Haven't found a good one yet!
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/woman_with_knife1262128365.jpg


:squirrelrun:

Ok, this is what I found. Let us know which one ya like the best.
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/14781-angry-woman-on-pms-holding-a-.jpg
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/14779-angry-woman-on-pms-holding-a-.jpg
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss305/wwomanC6/Smileys%20and%20Misc/14782-angry-woman-on-pms-holding-a-.jpg