To the asshat who gunned it across the street

[wicked_c6]

In your SUV as I was driving into work this morning dealing with the snow coming down in Michigan. It is rare I get to see cosmic justice take place and I appreciate you fulfilling that today. After gunning it across the road and almost taking out one car - and the miraculous recovery from a slide spin - it was refreshing to see your SUV tail end slide down into a nice 4 ft ditch and you getting stuck. I hope you didn't mind when I pulled up and Nelson'd you with a hearty "Ha ha!!!". You looked a little peeved... You probably thought I was going to help you. I'd have helped if you weren't such a complete idiot. Karma is truly a bitch...you unfortunately were not her master today.

[snide]

:funnier:

[C5SilverBullet]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

[MEC5LADY]

I always want to have score cards handy and hold up a number according to the amount of stupidity involved. It wouldn't take up much room in the car since i'll be a 10 every time.

[VatorMan]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

:withstupid:

[wicked_c6]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

That was my first reaction...but it was still dark out and I didn't want to take a risk of a Utah quality photo. :)

[themonk]

In today's day and age you'd think that with a story like this a few photos would accompany it seeing as how 99% of cell phones have cameras and 99% of people older than 18 have a cell phone in North America.

Oh well.

[Jeff '79]

In today's day and age you'd think that with a story like this a few photos would accompany it seeing as how 99% of cell phones have cameras and 99% of people older than 18 have a cell phone in North America.

Oh well.

:iagree:.....:wtf:.....That's awesome though.....What a complete tool that moron must have been....:rofl:

[Knooger]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

:rofl:

[Issues]

Its funny how 80% of vehicles in ditch are all SUV's/moron drivers in snowy weather :rofl:

[NEVRL8T]

Its funny how 80% of vehicles in ditch are all SUV's/moron drivers in snowy weather :rofl:

Not in Arkansas. It's all compacts.

[kingpin]

Its funny how 80% of vehicles in ditch are all SUV's/moron drivers in snowy weather :rofl:

Same thing up here.
They think their vehicle magically grows a couple sets of ice skates and can drive around a corner at 60 and stop on a dime.

[stingraymyway]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

:rofl:
Golden opportunity lost.......:slap:

[GS Ragtop]

:rofl:
Golden opportunity lost.......:slap:

:iagree:

He may have flashed you the "You're number one" gesture. :D

[MikeB]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/Touringmike/FlammingHot.jpg

[...Whitepower...]

I would have stopped and taken a picture.

That's my M.O..:yesnod:


This one is from last winter.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168986_190204044324414_100000044580593_739901_4656816_n.jpg

[JRD77VET]

Its funny how 80% of vehicles in ditch are all SUV's/moron drivers in snowy weather :rofl:

Same thing up here.
They think their vehicle magically grows a couple sets of ice skates and can drive around a corner at 60 and stop on a dime.

Stop on a dime and give you change :lol:


While I do have a 4wd Suburban, one must also realize the limitations of 4 wd. While you may be able to go like a bat out of hell, there is still slippery stuff under the tires :willy: