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Kerrmudgeon
01-12-2012, 3:34am
Five Rules to Remember in Life.......:stickemup:
http://electric102.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rooster_cogburn.jpg

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

:thumbsup:

Blue Demon
01-12-2012, 6:15am
#3 is especially true IMO.

Sea Six
01-12-2012, 8:08am
Mercedes was around in Rooster Cogburn's time?? What were they making... horse buggies?

Bucwheat
01-12-2012, 8:35am
# 6 Never loan money to a friend,it causes amnesia.

pappytinker
01-12-2012, 11:20am
More can be accomplished with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

BuckyThreadkiller
01-12-2012, 11:54am
I for one would like to see some attribution on those.

And the image is j. B. Books, The Shootist, not Deputy Marshal Cogburn

Cybercowboy
01-12-2012, 12:18pm
#3 is especially true IMO.

I refer to that rule as "No good deed goes unpunished."

Kerrmudgeon
01-12-2012, 12:24pm
I for one would like to see some attribution on those.

And the image is j. B. Books, The Shootist, not Deputy Marshal Cogburn

Picky, picky, picky......are you happy now!:toetap:

snide
01-12-2012, 2:08pm
Yep.