A mans joke, ladies you aren't going to like it

[theriver]

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small
car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed
the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief
won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone
tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a
month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have
reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you
can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain,
and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low
price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the
curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk
increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This
model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year
:D

[73sbVert]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

['77Babe]

the average male car thief
won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone
tells him where it is and how to do it.

Maybe if men would figure this part out, the rest of the joke wouldn't be an issue. :leaving:

[Issues]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Maybe if men would figure this part out, the rest of the joke wouldn't be an issue. :leaving:

Unlike most men, I learned a long time ago to ask for directions!:seasix:

[OddBall]

:lol::lol::lol:

[04 commemorative]

Maybe if men would figure this part out, the rest of the joke wouldn't be an issue. :leaving:

I never have any trouble finding it or even starting it....though sometimes it's fun to watch it self start or use an electrical jump system....:)

[73sbVert]

I never have any trouble finding it or even starting it....though sometimes it's fun to watch it self start or use and electrical jump system....:)

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

Werd.

[Issues]

I never have any trouble finding it or even starting it....though sometimes it's fun to watch it self start or use and electrical jump system....:)

:iagree::yesnod:

[atomic punk]

:thumbsup:

[04 commemorative]

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

Werd.....unfixed
so...It's weird...but you agree....:seasix:

[Curvette]

Maybe if men would figure this part out, the rest of the joke wouldn't be an issue. :leaving:

:iagree:

[73sbVert]

....fixed
so...It's weird...but you agree....:seasix:

No, it's not WEIRD at all. I was agreeing with the previous statement. Find it sexy actually.

Don't fix my post please, was fine the way it was. :seasix:

[BADRACR1]

I never have any trouble finding it or even starting it....though sometimes it's fun to watch it self start or use an electrical jump system....:)

:rofl:

[Sneaks]

Maybe if men would figure this part out, the rest of the joke wouldn't be an issue. :leaving:

Not only do I know where it is, I also know where the super secret "juice button" is hidden. Once you find that, then they rev up licket the split.
Er, I mean lickity split........:leaving:

[theriver]

Not only do I know where it is, I also know where the super secret "juice button" is hidden. Once you find that, then they rev up licket the split.
Er, I mean lickity split........:leaving:

r u referring to the 120 grit sandpaper?:D

[Sneaks]

r u referring to the 120 grit sandpaper?:D

Who told you? So much for the dam secret.........:leaving:

[theriver]

Who told you? So much for the dam secret.........:leaving:

:D:rofl: