The Canada Party

[Gran Torino]

The Canada Party - Election 2012 - YouTube

There may be hope for the USA after all

[MEANZ06]

fail

[99 pewtercoupe]

Bad link:leaving:

[Gran Torino]

Why links on V bulliten forums aren't all alike fails me....

[MEANZ06]

BrhA0sEkuaM

There may be hope for the USA after all

just copy the entire URL and post it... :cert:

its not like CF with the super secret handshake to post YT

[kingpin]

The Canada Party - Election 2012 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhA0sEkuaM&feature=player_embedded)

There may be hope for the USA after all

:rofl:

[MEANZ06]

:lol:

[Kerrmudgeon]

:roll::roll::roll:

And soooo true! :thumbsup:

[DJ_Critterus]

ehh, we all know Canada doesn't matter. Now, go back up to the attic, club a baby seal, guzzle syrup, and **** your moose.

[Gran Torino]

ehh, we all know Canada doesn't matter.

That's it....no more oil for you..

[kingpin]

That's it....no more oil for you..

Are you a hoser also?

[Gran Torino]

Are you a hoser also?

Hosers come from Ontario....We Albertans are considered to be blue eyed uber men...

Now,bow to your Western Canadian Overlords you silly Ontarian Syrup Collector..:) :kick:

[MEANZ06]

Hosers come from Ontario....We Albertans are considered to be blue eyed uber men...

Now,bow to your Western Canadian Overlords you silly Ontarian Syrup Collector..:) :kick:


Snap! :rofl:

[ZipZap]

:rofl::rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Hosers come from Ontario....We Albertans are considered to be blue eyed uber men...

Now,bow to your Western Canadian Overlords you silly Ontarian Syrup Collector..:) :kick:

:p.......:kick:.....:moon:

[kingpin]

Hosers come from Ontario....We Albertans are considered to be blue eyed uber men...

Now,bow to your Western Canadian Overlords you silly Ontarian

I lived in western canada for a year and a few months.
You guys are a bunch of loudmouth rednecks. :D
I couldn't wait to get back home.

Toronto is the center of the Universe.
Deep down you know this but like most outside of Ontario you're all just too jealous.

:dance:

But don't hate on me fellow Canadian, there are others here who hate us with a passion. rotorhdouche
:D

[ZipZap]

I lived in western canada for a year and a few months.
You guys are a bunch of loudmouth rednecks. :D
I couldn't wait to get back home.

Toronto is the center of the Universe.
Deep down you know this but like most outside of Ontario you're all just too jealous.

:dance:

But don't hate on me fellow Canadian, there are others here who hate us with a passion. rotorhdouche
:D

Regina FTW:rofl:

[kingpin]

Regina FTW:rofl:

You're from Regina. Or are you talking aboot Gran Turdino?

[Nemesis]

:lolsmile: I love the list of things Canada is better at; Hockey, Lumberjack Fashion, Bigfoot Sightings, Bear Attacks. :lolsmile:

That was hilarious.

[Gran Torino]

I lived in western canada for a year and a few months.
You guys are a bunch of loudmouth rednecks.

And proud of it..

I lived in western canada for a year and a few months.....I couldn't wait to get back home.

That's OK we couldn't wait for you to leave, Someone had to be in Ontario to elect Liberals....and you know how often that happens in Alberta. :):)

Toronto is the asshole of the Universe. Regina is five miles up it

fyp ^^^^ :) :)


BTW Calgary > Toronto

[kingpin]

And proud of it too..



That's OK we couldn't wait for you to leave, Someone had to be in Ontario to elect Liberals....and you know how often that happens in Alberta. :):)



fyp ^^^^ :) :)


BTW Calgary > Toronto

:lol::lol::lol:

At least you're a Proud Canadian.
I wouldn't consider myself a Liberal. :seasix:
I was living in Edmonton. I found out why it's called Deadmonton.

:cert:

[Gran Torino]

:lol::lol::lol:

At least your a Proud Canadian.
I wouldn't consider myself a Liberal. :seasix:
I was living in Edmonton. I found out why it's called Deadmonton.

:cert:

Edmonton Deadmonton Redmonton...


I wouldn't consider myself a Liberal.

Sooo..................there are sane people in Ontario after all :) :seasix:

[Gozar]

That's just what we need. A bunch of maple syrup swirling, squirrel worshipping, moose f**kers running our country.

:leaving:

[snide]

:funnier: :funnier: :funnier:



:lol::lol::lol:

At least your a Proud Canadian.
I wouldn't consider myself a Liberal. :seasix:
I was living in Edmonton. I found out why it's called Deadmonton.

:cert:

*you're


The only city in Canada that sucks harder than Toronto is Deadmonton. I too lived there for a year and a half before I escaped.

[snide]

That's just what we need. A bunch of maple syrup swirling, squirrel worshipping, moose f**kers running our country.

:leaving:

You could always enjoy your illegal immigrant muslim asshole another 4 years. :thumbs: :thumbs:

:cheers:

[ZipZap]

You're from Regina. Or are you talking aboot Gran Turdino?

God, no. Just pointing out that there are rednecks north, way north, of the Mason-Dixon line. I'm glad they're up there in case the Quebecois get out of hand:rofl:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

If Canada is such a great place, why does more than 75% of the population live less than 100 miles from the US border?

[kingpin]

:funnier: :funnier: :funnier:





*you're


The only city in Canada that sucks harder than Toronto is Deadmonton. I too lived there for a year and a half before I escaped.

What...riots...what...rioters..what. :D

[snide]

If Canada is such a great place, why does more than 75% of the population live less than 100 miles from the US border?

Our "free" healthcare sucks and the income taxes are significantly higher than in the US.

[snide]

What...riots...what...rioters..what. :D

OK, so my city has had a couple of riots. But as mentioned in the video clip, people get laid during riots in my city. :hump:

[Jeff '79]

:rofl::rofl:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

OK, so my city has had a couple of riots. But as mentioned in the video clip, people get laid during riots in my city. :hump:

You're from Vancouver? That is such a cool place.

I could hardly tell you were asian.

[themonk]

Hosers come from Ontario....We Albertans are considered to be blue eyed uber men...

Now,bow to your Western Canadian Overlords you silly Ontarian Syrup Collector..:) :kick:

:withstupid: except for the blue eyed part, my eyes are mocha.

Oh and IB4UsVSTHEMSTUFF.

[Jeff '79]

You're from Vancouver? That is such a cool place.

I could hardly tell you were asian.

:rofl::rofl:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

:withstupid: except for the blue eyed part, my eyes are mocha.

Oh and IB4UsVSTHEMSTUFF.

Is that Canuckistanese for brown?

[Gran Torino]

That's just what we need. A bunch of maple syrup swirling, squirrel worshipping, moose f**kers running our country.

:leaving:

And that would that be worse than who you now have running it,how?

[Gozar]

OK, so my city has had a couple of riots. But as mentioned in the video clip, people get laid during riots in my city. :hump:

:rofl:

That was a funny photo.

[snide]

You're from Vancouver? That is such a cool place.

I could hardly tell you were asian.

:funnier: The sad thing is, I'm not a chink or a nip or a raghead, therefore I was a visible minority in my home. :(

[kingpin]

OK, so my city has had a couple of riots. But as mentioned in the video clip, people get laid during riots in my city. :hump:

We do it on the subway platforms all around the city. :yesnod:

Couple Charged For Having Sex On Toronto Subway PlatformFULL Video - YouTube

[themonk]

Is that Canuckistanese for brown?

Yup.

I just finished watching "Friday Night Lights", y'all take your H.S. Football seriously down there, I love it. There's nothing better than Small Town USA living, well except for living in Europe somewhere.

[BuckyThreadkiller]

:funnier: The sad thing is, I'm not a chink or a nip or a raghead, therefore I was a visible minority in my home. :(

I spent Canada Day this past summer on Granville Island and Canada Place. It was one of the most bizarre days of my life.

[snide]

I spent Canada Day this past summer on Granville Island and Canada Place. It was one of the most bizarre days of my life.

Did you get a chance to sample some Granville Island Lager while you were there? Tasty stuff. :yesnod: :cheers:

[kingpin]

:funnier: The sad thing is, I'm not a chink or a nip or a raghead, therefore I was a visible minority in my home. :(

Makes 2 of us. :sadangel:

[themonk]

I spent Canada Day this past summer on Granville Island and Canada Place. It was one of the most bizarre days of my life.

It seemed so probably because you weren't drunk, had you been you would've fit right in with the locals, except for maybe the cowboy hat.

[Jeff '79]

Make's 2 of us. :sadangel:

Aren't Greeks chinks ?......

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Yup.

I just finished watching "Friday Night Lights", y'all take your H.S. Football seriously down there, I love it. There's nothing better than Small Town USA living well except for living in Europe somewhere.

You have no idea.

Strangely, I live in the same school district as Barn Babe and Iron Chef (neither of whom I knew before online Corvette forums) We went to the State Championship game at Cowboys Stadium together to see Chef's son on the team and BB's kid in the band.

For reference 25% of the quarterbacks in the NFL were Texas High School QBs

[themonk]

:lol::lol::lol:

I found out why it's called Deadmonton.

:cert:

It's called Deadmonton because it lead the country with 45 murders in 2011 and they're off to a good start this year with 3 on New Year's Day alone as compared to Calgary, a bigger city, we had only 11. I bet no city in the US with a population of 1 million had less than that.

[kingpin]

Aren't Greeks chinks ?......

No we're wetbacks. :slap:

[kingpin]

It's called Deadmonton because it lead the country with 45 murders in 2011 and they're off to a good start this year with 3 on New Year's Day alone as compared to Calgary, a bigger city, we had only 11. I bet no city in the US with a population of 1 million had less than that.

That's cause you guys are stoned 24/7.

[snide]

It's called Deadmonton because it lead the country with 45 murders in 2011 and they're off to a good start this year with 3 on New Year's Day alone as compared to Calgary, a bigger city, we had only 11. I bet no city in the US with a population of 1 million had less than that.

When I lived there, it was called Deadmonton because it was boring as shit.

[BuckyThreadkiller]

It seemed so probably because you weren't drunk, had you been you would've fit right in with the locals, except for maybe the cowboy hat.

Who says I wasn't drunk? I was politely asked to stop roasting marshmallows over the Olympic flame in Canada Place.

[Jeff '79]

No we're wetbacks. :slap:

I knew it was one of those politically incorrect names, but I just forgot which one...Sorry.

[Gran Torino]

When I lived there, it was called Deadmonton because it was boring as shit.

This ^^^^

[snide]

Who says I wasn't drunk? I was politely asked to stop roasting marshmallows over the Olympic flame in Canada Place.

Must have been some pretty big marshmallows...

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/YVR2011/IMAG0389.jpg

[Jeff '79]

Must have been some pretty big marshmallows...

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/YVR2011/IMAG0389.jpg

Take the glasses off so we can see your eyes...:hi:

[themonk]

You have no idea.

Strangely, I live in the same school district as Barn Babe and Iron Chef (neither of whom I knew before online Corvette forums) We went to the State Championship game at Cowboys Stadium together to see Chef's son on the team and BB's kid in the band.

For reference 25% of the quarterbacks in the NFL were Texas High School QBs

Honestly, that movie gave me goosebumps, if it wasn't for their size, those kids could give Canada's CFL teams a run for the money even though there's a bunch of Americans playing up here. I remember playing football in H.S, we'd be lucky if we got 100 people in the stands........during a FINAL, you guys could practically fill a stadium. I love how seriously sports are taken down south, every aspect of American life is a competition, that's the drive that makes you want to be the best at everything, that's one of the things I really do admire about the United States.

Side note: We Are Marshall is on right now, same channel, Peach Tree TV, Atlanta. :seasix:

[Jeff '79]

Honestly, that movie gave me goosebumps, if it wasn't for their size, those kids could give Canada's CFL teams a run for the money even though there's a bunch of Americans playing up here. I remember playing football in H.S, we'd be lucky if we got 100 people in the stands........during a FINAL, you guys could practically fill a stadium. I love how seriously sports are taken down south, every aspect of American life is a competition, that's the drive that makes you want to be the best at everything, that's one of the things I really do admire about the United States.

Side note: We Are Marshall is on right now, same channel, Peach Tree TV, Atlanta. :seasix:

You're no fun , since you've started the meds........:wtf:

[snide]

Take the glasses off so we can see your eyes...:hi:

My son didn't take his glasses off the entire time we were there this past October. :lol:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Must have been some pretty big marshmallows...


It's even tougher with about 30,000 people around it.

[Jeff '79]

My son didn't take his glasses off the entire time we were there this past October. :lol:

Ooohhh, thats you're son ?......Smart looking chap....:yesnod:

[themonk]

You're no fun , since you've started the meds........:wtf:

I give credit where credit is due, there's a whole bunch of things I love about the USA, your history is fascinating, your military is incredible, I love Small Town America, home coming dances, white picket fences, the car culture, the variety of people, the list goes on and on......the racism I could do without, same with the crime, but seriously, you take that out of the equation and the US is one hell of a country. Canada, as proud as I am to be a Canadian, we're boring as shit, maybe that's a good thing, we don't get into trouble, nobody really hates us (probably because they don't know we exist), we just go about our business and when you need us we're there.

Now about your comment, life's too short to be a shit disturber all the time, I like confrontation but sometimes I just like to lay low. :cert:

[snide]

Ooohhh, thats you're son ?......Smart looking chap....:yesnod:

Yep, that is my are older son. :D

[BuckyThreadkiller]

I've traveled on business a decent amount over the years - I've spent considerable time in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. I love Canada - its cool. I've been to the top of the CN Tower and had High Tea at the Royal York. I've had fish and chips in Victoria and breakfasted on the BC Ferry. I saw the Leafs play at the Garden and tried to speak French to a cabbie in Montreal. Canada is anything but boring. I hope to get to Lake Louise and I always wanted to ski Banff and as drugstore cowboy, I'd like to see the Stampede in Calgary someday. All across Canada, I've never been treated poorly and have never met a Canadian who wasn't deservedly proud of their country.

Its the cleanest country in the world. I was working with some TV guys who were shooting in Toronto - they had dressed an alleyway to look like an rough urban street in the US. The next morning someone had come in and cleaned the graffiti off the walls and straightened the whole set up, Cost them thousands to redo it all correctly for the next day's shoot.

[Gran Torino]

Canada, as proud as I am to be a Canadian, we're boring as shit

SFY...:D

[Jeff '79]

I've traveled on business a decent amount over the years - I've spent considerable time in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. I love Canada - its cool. I've been to the top of the CN Tower and had High Tea at the Royal York. I've had fish and chips in Victoria and breakfasted on the BC Ferry. I saw the Leafs play at the Garden and tried to speak French to a cabbie in Montreal. Canada is anything but boring. I hope to get to Lake Louise and I always wanted to ski Banff and as drugstore cowboy, I'd like to see the Stampede in Calgary someday. All across Canada, I've never been treated poorly and have never met a Canadian who wasn't deservedly proud of their country.

Its the cleanest country in the world. I was working with some TV guys who were shooting in Toronto - they had dressed an alleyway to look like an rough urban street in the US. The next morning someone had come in and cleaned the graffiti off the walls and straightened the whole set up, Cost them thousands to redo it all correctly for the next day's shoot.

And you didn't go to a strip bar ?...Your lack of culture is astounding...

[BuckyThreadkiller]

And you didn't go to a strip bar ?...Your lack of culture is astounding...

What are you? Nuts? Of course I did. Looked a lot like American to me.

[kingpin]

My son didn't take his glasses off the entire time we were there this past October. :lol:

You got him into Corey Hart didn't you.
Poor guy.

[snide]

I've traveled on business a decent amount over the years - I've spent considerable time in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. I love Canada - its cool. I've been to the top of the CN Tower and had High Tea at the Royal York. I've had fish and chips in Victoria and breakfasted on the BC Ferry. I saw the Leafs play at the Garden and tried to speak French to a cabbie in Montreal. Canada is anything but boring. I hope to get to Lake Louise and I always wanted to ski Banff and as drugstore cowboy, I'd like to see the Stampede in Calgary someday. All across Canada, I've never been treated poorly and have never met a Canadian who wasn't deservedly proud of their country.

Its the cleanest country in the world. I was working with some TV guys who were shooting in Toronto - they had dressed an alleyway to look like an rough urban street in the US. The next morning someone had come in and cleaned the graffiti off the walls and straightened the whole set up, Cost them thousands to redo it all correctly for the next day's shoot.

Skiing at Lake Louise and Banff is awesome. But you really want to ski Whistler/Blackcomb. :yesnod:

[Jeff '79]

What are you? Nuts? Of course I did. Looked a lot like American to me.

Nooooo....They take it all off in Canada, and the girls are really hot....You lay on the stage with a buck in your mouth, and ....well, it's not like in the US, let it suffice to say.

[themonk]

I've traveled on business a decent amount over the years - I've spent considerable time in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. I love Canada - its cool. I've been to the top of the CN Tower and had High Tea at the Royal York. I've had fish and chips in Victoria and breakfasted on the BC Ferry. I saw the Leafs play at the Garden and tried to speak French to a cabbie in Montreal. Canada is anything but boring. I hope to get to Lake Louise and I always wanted to ski Banff and as drugstore cowboy, I'd like to see the Stampede in Calgary someday. All across Canada, I've never been treated poorly and have never met a Canadian who wasn't deservedly proud of their country.

Its the cleanest country in the world. I was working with some TV guys who were shooting in Toronto - they had dressed an alleyway to look like an rough urban street in the US. The next morning someone had come in and cleaned the graffiti off the walls and straightened the whole set up, Cost them thousands to redo it all correctly for the next day's shoot.

If you ever make it to the Stampede let me know, I'd like to buy you a beer or six and show you the sights. :datawiz:

[snide]

You got him into Corey Hart didn't you.
Poor guy.

Nope, not my doing.

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Nooooo....They take it all off in Canada, and the girls are really hot....You lay on the stage with a buck in your mouth, and ....well, it's not like in the US, let it suffice to say.

Having sampled both, I can say that you haven't been to the right places in the US.

[Jeff '79]

Having sampled both, I can say that you haven't been to the right places in the US.

Well, you pay through the nose in the US for that...Not so much in Canada...Vegas is a total rip-off, and around here, the girls are skanks, and have to use pasties....They are gentleman's clubs in Canada, and strip bars in the US....Biiig difference. Is that the way it is in Tejas ?

[snide]

Having sampled both, I can say that you haven't been to the right places in the US.

Well, you pay through the nose in the US for that...Not so much in Canada...Vegas is a total rip-off, and around here, the girls are skanks, and have to use pasties....They are gentleman's clubs in Canada, and strip bars in the US....Biiig difference. Is that the way it is in Tejas ?

All I know about strip bars is, the last time I was at one, it was in Saint John, NB. The private lap dance was very close and personal and in my face, if you know what I mean. Nothing at any US clubs came close.

[Nemesis]

Nooooo....They take it all off in Canada, and the girls are really hot....You lay on the stage with a buck in your mouth, and ....well, it's not like in the US, let it suffice to say.

I see you've never been to MA. Let me know when you do. I'll tell you where to go.

[theriver]

What are you? Nuts? Of course I did. Looked a lot like American to me.

you mean even the asian ones? _ or | :confused5:

[DJ_Critterus]

That's it....no more oil for you..

too late. Obama already killed that deal. Ha Ha. We've already been ****ed.

[Gran Torino]

too late. Obama already killed that deal. Ha Ha. We've already been ****ed.

You already get more oil from us than anyone else...time to turn off the taps on you yanqui peegs :):):)