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jaxgator
01-05-2012, 2:13pm
A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee had little sense but, possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00 ?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.

Yerf Dog
01-05-2012, 2:15pm
:rofl:

CertInsaneC5
01-05-2012, 2:17pm
You got me on that one. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Vet4jdc
01-05-2012, 3:39pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Chris Fowler
01-05-2012, 4:25pm
oldie but goodie. :rofl:

Stangkiller
01-05-2012, 4:30pm
:rofl: Joke of the day right there.

lspencer534
01-05-2012, 4:48pm
Loretha and La-a went went to the local zoo. As they were walking past the gorillas, a big male ripped through his cage, grabbed Loretha, and headed to the woods. Police were called who, along with the zookeeper, sedated the gorilla and put him back into his cage. They found that Loretha had been "violated" and was lying unconscious on the ground.

She was rushed to the hospital; doctors were able to patch her up, but she remained unconscious. Her friend, La-a, stayed at her bedside. After two weeks, La-a heard a faint moan from Loretha, and she gained consciousness.

"Oh, Loretha," La-a said. "Do it hurt?"

"Do it hurt?!?", Loretha said. "It's been two weeks...he hasn't come by to see me, he hasn't called, he hasn't sent flowers...."

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04 commemorative
01-05-2012, 4:50pm
lol

R.Zaragoza
01-05-2012, 5:01pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

CertInsaneC5
01-05-2012, 5:02pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

xXBUDXx
01-05-2012, 7:09pm
I think I know Bobby Lee.

Stangkiller
01-05-2012, 7:11pm
I think I know Bobby Lee.

I think we all know Joe Buck.

NCC-1701
01-05-2012, 7:53pm
:rofl::rofl:

78SA
01-05-2012, 7:56pm
:rofl:

Bingo Fuel
01-05-2012, 8:00pm
:rofl: ROFL :rofl:

MEANZ06
01-05-2012, 8:28pm
:lol: