Florida Panthers vs. Toronto Maple Leafs...Any takers?

[kingpin]

Florida is already up 1-0.

I will take the Leafs of course.
You make the bet.
Minimum $100k
Maximum $1 000 000

Florida 18-11
Toronto 18-13

[Jeff '79]

Just lose baby !

[kingpin]

Just lose baby !

:lol:

Is Fuffalo playing tonight?

[Jeff '79]

:lol:

Is Fuffalo playing tonight?

Nope...Can't lose...:seasix:

[MEANZ06]

:leaving:

[kingpin]

:leaving:

Are you in for $250k ?

[MEANZ06]

Are you in for $250k ?

$250.00 maybe... my ass still hurts from the last loss... :D

[Sea Six]

First, a Florida panther could destroy a maple leaf, or any variety of leaf, for that matter. I mean, really. Panthers have sharp claws and really strong muscles and shit. Plus, they're stealthy, so they are good at sneaking up on shit. Not much of an advantage against a leaf, but still. On the other hand: a leaf... what's that? :dunno: If it's a leaf off of some plant that has a cellulose structure, then those have some amount of structural rigidity... but still, I wouldn't think it would be much of a match against a set of razor-sharp claws.

And secondly... don't they have the same grammatical rules for English north of the 49th parallel? The plural of leaf is "leaves." Not leafs. :nono:

So, I would have to go with the Florida panther on that matchup.

:dance:

[MEANZ06]

First, a Florida panther could destroy a maple leaf, or any variety of leaf, for that matter. I mean, really. Panthers have sharp claws and really strong muscles and shit. Plus, they're stealthy, so they are good at sneaking up on shit. Not much of an advantage against a leaf, but still. On the other hand: a leaf... what's that? :dunno: If it's a leaf off of some plant that has a cellulose structure, then those have some amount of structural rigidity... but still, I wouldn't think it would be much of a match against a set of razor-sharp claws.

And secondly... don't they have the same grammatical rules for English north of the 49th parallel? The plural of leaf is "leaves." Not leafs. :nono:

So, I would have to go with the Florida panther on that matchup.

:dance:

well then, go ahead and make the bet... :D

[Sea Six]

well then, go ahead and make the bet... :D

:funnier:

[kingpin]

First, a Florida panther could destroy a maple leaf, or any variety of leaf, for that matter. I mean, really. Panthers have sharp claws and really strong muscles and shit. Plus, they're stealthy, so they are good at sneaking up on shit. Not much of an advantage against a leaf, but still. On the other hand: a leaf... what's that? :dunno: If it's a leaf off of some plant that has a cellulose structure, then those have some amount of structural rigidity... but still, I wouldn't think it would be much of a match against a set of razor-sharp claws.

And secondly... don't they have the same grammatical rules for English north of the 49th parallel? The plural of leaf is "leaves." Not leafs. :nono:

So, I would have to go with the Florida panther on that matchup.

:dance:

Listen up oozing bag of innards boy.

Like the name says: Toronto Maple Leafs. Just like our flag.
As for the Leafs vs Leaves things, you are intelligent enough to figure it out yourself.
I can't wait to give you more tips aboot cooking. :sadangel:

[GRN ENVY]

Lets go panthers, my room mate is a huge panther fan!!!!

[Sea Six]

Listen up oozing bag of innards boy.

Like the name says: Toronto Maple Leafs. Just like our flag.
As for the Leafs vs Leaves things, you are intelligent enough to figure it out yourself.
I can't wait to give you more tips aboot cooking. :sadangel:

:funny: aboot

[kingpin]

Lets go panthers, my room mate is a huge panther fan!!!!

They actually have some fans in the stands.
Most of them are probably Leaf fans. :lol:

[GRN ENVY]

They actually have some fans in the stands.
Most of them are probably Leaf fans. :lol:

Nice, they have a huge following down here in south florida

[kingpin]

Nice, they have a huge following down here in south florida

Everywhere you go you see thousands of Leaf jerseys in the crowds.
Leaf fans are nuts. They haven't won for 50 years but there fans are nutcases for the team.

They had an open workout last week and it was a sellout with a few thousand having to be turned away.

That's why if they ever win the cup in my lifetime I am leaving Toronto for a couple weeks until the fires die down.

[Joecooool]

They actually have some fans in the stands.
Most of them are probably Leaf fans. :lol:

South Florida fans suck ass. Doesn't matter the sport, every game I go to feels like a home game for the away team.

This is especially true of the Marlins.

[snide]

Had the game on for a few minutes. The Leafs were getting spanked hard.

[GRN ENVY]

Everywhere you go you see thousands of Leaf jerseys in the crowds.
Leaf fans are nuts. They haven't won for 50 years but there fans are nutcases for the team.

They had an open workout last week and it was a sellout with a few thousand having to be turned away.

That's why if they ever win the cup in my lifetime I am leaving Toronto for a couple weeks until the fires die down.

:willy: that would be an epic party though

[kingpin]

4-3 florida right now

[kingpin]

make that 5-3. :banghead:

[MEANZ06]

4-3 florida right now

5-3... :D

[kingpin]

5-3... :D

You were too chicken to make a bet. You have no say in this. :slap:

[Datawiz]

1,000,000 on Florida. :cert:

[MEANZ06]

1,000,000 on Florida. :cert:

:iagree: :D

[kingpin]

:lol: Meanie thanking everyone reminds me of the little school kid who would run instead of fight. :lol:

Not meant as an attack buddy. :D

[MEANZ06]

:lol: Meanie thanking everyone reminds me of the little school kid who would run instead of fight. :lol:

Not meant as an attack buddy. :D

:skep:

[Datawiz]

Damn, didn't even know game was over when I made my bet. Just pulling for the Florida teams. :D

[kingpin]

:skep:

:kingpin: HAHAHA!

Damn, didn't even know game was over when I made my bet. Just pulling for the Florida teams. :D

:skep:

[Sea Six]

Two Toronto Maple Leafs players were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "Bear Left" so they went home.

Why do Maple Leafs fans drink from a saucer?
Because the cup's always in Montreal!

The Toronto Maple Leafs have a new coach from North Korea.
Win Sum Soon


Why did the Maple Leafs enforcer retire early?
He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!!!




What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.




Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadiens have all the cups.




What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?
Black and white photos of their past Stanley Cup.




One day, this guy was sitting in a bar having a drink. All of a sudden he's startled by three Toronto Maple Leafs hockey players cheering, "Fifteen! Fifteen!" He ignores them and continues to drink.
About 5 minutes later, the hockey players again cheer, "Fifteen! Fifteen!"

At this, the guy then walks over and asks them why they keep cheering, "Fifteen! Fifteen!"

The hockey players respond, "Well, we went to Walmart and bought this jigsaw puzzle, which we put together in 15 weeks! Considering that the side of the box said 3-5 years."




"He's great on the rink" a sportswriter said of a young Toronto Maple Leafs player in a interview with his coach.
"But's how's his scholastic work?"
"Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach.
"Wonderful!" said the sportswriter.
"Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."







Q: What do you call a Toronto Maple Leafs player with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do Toronto Maple Leafs hockey players brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: Why is it good to have a Toronto Maple Leafs player as a passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: How do you make a Toronto Maple Leafs player eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Q: How can you tell if a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player has been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What did the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player think of the new computer?
A: He didn't like it because he couldn't get channel 9.

Q:Why do Toronto Maple Leafs hockey players drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do Toronto Maple Leafs players have TGIF on their skates?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: If a Toronto Maple Leafs player and a Ottawa Senators player are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The Ottawa Senators player. The Toronto Maple Leafs player has to stop to ask for directions.



Q: What happens when a Toronto Maple Leafs player gets Alzheimers disease?
A: His IQ goes up!

Q: Why did the Toronto Maple Leafs player scale the glass partition?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call 10 Toronto Maple Leafs players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What did the Leafs player say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: What does a Leafs player say when you blow in his ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"




Q: What is it called when a Toronto Maple Leafs player blows in another Leafs players ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Leafs players head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What's a Toronto Maple Leafs players favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: What do you see when you look into a Toronto Maple Leafs players eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: Why do Leafs players drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!

Q: How do you make a Maple Leafs player laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

Q: How did the Toronto Maple Leafs player break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the Toronto Maple Leafs player try to steal a police car?
A: He saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: What do you call a Toronto Maple Leafs players in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.



Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Leafs team have in common?
A: They're both young, have no goals and no good prospects.

Q: What do a criminal court judge and the coach of the Maple Leafs have in common?
A: They both sit behind a bench, watch an endless parade of losers go by, and wonder if they are actually making a difference.

Q: What's the difference between Air Miles and the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: Air Miles earn points.

Q: What do a fine wine and the Maple Leafs have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.

Q: What do the Leafs team and a pace car have in common?
A: They both go around in circles, aren't involved in the race and are passed by all the competitors.

Q: What do college students and the Maple Leafs have in common?
A: They've both finished their year by April.

Q: Why are the Leafs owned by teachers?
A: Because they both take summers off and are demoralized the rest of the year.

[Datawiz]

:kingpin: HAHAHA!



:skep:

I didn't. Just checked NHL.com. I'm not into hockey. A post from you after the 5-3 in Florida's favor that the game had actually ended would have been useful. ;)

[kingpin]

Q: Why are the Leafs owned by teachers?
A: Because they both take summers off and are demoralized the rest of the year.

Not any more.

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k507/mike4452/f3d48c42.jpg

[kingpin]

I didn't. Just checked NHL.com. I'm not into hockey. A post from you after the 5-3 in Florida's favor that the game had actually ended would have been useful. ;)

Sorry, I've been to busy defending myself to hold your hand. :slap:

[Datawiz]

Sorry, I've been to busy defending myself to hold your hand. :slap:

:kick:

:lol:

[Sea Six]

:funnier:

[kingpin]

:funnier:

:funnier:

[NEVRL8T]

What sport is this?

[kingpin]

What sport is this?

:pain:

[Rotorhead]

What sport is this?

Figure skating.

[Sea Six]

Figure skating.

:confused5:

I thought it was curling. :dunno: