Back by bipolar demand: Ask Thrakk [Archive]

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:02pm

This is where you minions get edumacated on the ways of your world. Here's how it works: You ask a question, my huge brain projectile pukes out interstellar wisdom direct from Dimension 14b.

No mathematics please.

Disclaimer: I'm very busy plotting domination of the human race (except the Haitians. You can keep them.) so there may be some delay between the asking and the answering. Also, being a deity takes up a lot of my time, what with all the sacrifices, offerings and forgiveness crap I have to deal with day in and out. I will not use Google or any other search engine. All knowledge that pukes out of my gelatinous cranium is unfettered brilliance and indisputable by puny humans.

Nemesis

12-26-2011, 9:04pm

Where would I go to get

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:04pm

Should I date a hot hot hot babe, with a delicious body, that has four ex-husbands?

MrPeabody

12-26-2011, 9:05pm

The Kardasians. Why?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:05pm

Where would I go to get

Walmart.

Next.

mrvette

12-26-2011, 9:05pm

R U SOBER??

:leaving::datawiz::shots::datawiz::shots::datawiz::lol:

NCC-1701

12-26-2011, 9:05pm

What color was the Lone Rangers white horse.

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:06pm

Should I date a hot hot hot babe, with a delicious body, that has four ex-husbands?

Yes. The answer is in the number of "hots". Three hots mean yes. Note, you said "date" not marry.

The Kardasians. Why?

Boobs. And more boobs.

NCC-1701

12-26-2011, 9:07pm

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:07pm

R U SOBER??

:leaving::datawiz::shots::datawiz::shots::datawiz::lol:

An excellent question, Gene. Here is a little known fact: Thrakk does not drink alcohol. Ever. I do enjoy yak blood.

What color was the Lone Rangers white horse.

Silver.

MrPeabody

12-26-2011, 9:08pm

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

And the person who kills them always has three names.

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:08pm

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Wow. That is a good question. On the importance scale, (1 being a Kardashian, 10 being Me) I'd say a solid 8. Or if the means of death has something to do with the victim's ass.

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:09pm

If al-kee-haul is so bad coming out, why does it feel so good going in?

ApexOversteer

12-26-2011, 9:11pm

The Kardasians. Why?

Boobs. And more boobs.

Ok, I got one...

The Cardassians. Why didn't anyone notice the vaginas on their foreheads?

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/CardassianDelegation.jpg

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:11pm

And the person who kills them always has three names.

Great point.

John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald
Marcus Julius Brutus
U. R. Ghey

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:13pm

Mark David Chapman.

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:14pm

If al-kee-haul is so bad coming out, why does it feel so good going in?

See, that's the thing. I'm not fond of it either way. I hate the taste going in. Just as bad as going out. However, since that drunken feeling is basically a form of limited poisoning, your brain tricks you into thinking it's good. Then your stomach tells you the truth.

Ok, I got one...

The Cardassians. Why didn't anyone notice the vaginas on their foreheads?

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/ApexOversteer/CardassianDelegation.jpg

Thrakk worries about the kind of girls you are dating.

MrPeabody

12-26-2011, 9:16pm

Mark David Chapman.

James Earl Ray.

What do you want to bet Sirhan Sirhan's middle name is Sirhan?

MEANZ06

12-26-2011, 9:18pm

How is Glass clear?

CertInsaneC5

12-26-2011, 9:18pm

Ok. I got one for the great and almighty Thrak... why? :leaving:

boracayjohnny

12-26-2011, 9:18pm

Dear Thrakk,

How can Jerry Brown be re-elected as teh gov in Cali?

Signed,
Johnnyhatesretards

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:21pm

Why are liberals so stupid?

GRN ENVY

12-26-2011, 9:22pm

what causes limitations of derivatives?

Burro (He/Haw)

12-26-2011, 9:25pm

What rock band made the Suspended chord progressions popular, and name me ONE song from said band utilizing these chords.

GO.

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:26pm

What rock band made the Suspended chord progressions popular, and name me ONE song from said band utilizing these chords.

GO.

Led Zeppelin. Stairway.

/thread

MEANZ06

12-26-2011, 9:27pm

OP is MIA?... :confused5:

Burro (He/Haw)

12-26-2011, 9:28pm

Fail Sea.

MrPeabody

12-26-2011, 9:28pm

Where did Thrakk go?:waiting:

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 9:30pm

Where did Thrakk go?:waiting:

Per the OP, there may be some delay. :sadangel:

ApexOversteer

12-26-2011, 9:33pm

Per the OP, there may be some delay. :sadangel:

:iagree: Reading is funkymental.

MEANZ06

12-26-2011, 9:33pm

why are "Apart"ments called apartments??

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:37pm

How is Glass clear?

It's a type of molecular structure called an amorphous solid. The molecular structure is more like a liquid than a solid. It allows photons to pass through. Or some shit.

Ok. I got one for the great and almighty Thrak... why? :leaving:

Because Thrakk said so. Now go to your room.

Dear Thrakk,

How can Jerry Brown be re-elected as teh gov in Cali?

Signed,
Johnnyhatesretards

Uh.....Californians can vote.

Why are liberals so stupid?

See above.

what causes limitations of derivatives?

The limitations of derivatives are due to a total lack of creativity. For example, Ice Age was pretty good. The first derivative Ice Age 2 The Meltdown was far less good. Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs was just weak sauce. Ice Age 4 Continental Drift will be a pathetic contract obligation.

You see, inherently, derivatives eventually run out of juice, leaving just a dry husk behind.

What rock band made the Suspended chord progressions popular, and name me ONE song from said band utilizing these chords.

GO.

Rush. 2112

OP is MIA?... :confused5:

Where did Thrakk go?:waiting:

See disclaimer in OP.

MrPeabody

12-26-2011, 9:38pm

Per the OP, there may be some delay. :sadangel:

I never read disclaimers. They are usually full of buzzkill.:D

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:39pm

why are "Apart"ments called apartments??

Because you live apart from your neighbors. If you lived with your neighbors it would be called a siamesetwinment. "apart" literally means "stinky food" and "ment" means "odors".

Burro (He/Haw)

12-26-2011, 9:43pm

Rush. 2112
Wrong. The Who brought the Suspended progressions to rock music. Song? Pinball Wizard.

Thrakk is a good guitar player, good dog owner, good father to his talented son, good video producer, has good artistic vision, shitty musicology professor.

GRN ENVY

12-26-2011, 9:43pm

The limitations of derivatives are due to a total lack of creativity. For example, Ice Age was pretty good. The first derivative Ice Age 2 The Meltdown was far less good. Ice Age 3 Dawn of the Dinosaurs was just weak sauce. Ice Age 4 Continental Drift will be a pathetic contract obligation.

You see, inherently, derivatives eventually run out of juice, leaving just a dry husk behind.

:cert: Good answer

Low12s

12-26-2011, 9:53pm

Why is Omega Man so obsessed with Faggotry?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:55pm

Wrong. The Who brought the Suspended progressions to rock music. Song? Pinball Wizard.

Thrakk is a good guitar player, good dog owner, good father to his talented son, good video producer, has good artistic vision, shitty musicology professor.

See now there you are wrong. Thrakk is all knowing and mighty. If I say something, history actually rewrites itself to accommodate.

I never learned much Who music. I always thought the drumming was too indulgent and Entwisle's overplaying didn't help any. Dig listening to them though. Most music I know intimately came before 1945 or after about 78.

Also, I'm not even sure what a suspended whatever is. (edit - is a suspended chord like a D major with an added G note? - a suspended 4th?) I don't read or write music. I don't know most of the official chord names. Wish I did.

As me a question about blues history.

73sbVert

12-26-2011, 9:57pm

James Earl Ray.

What do you want to bet Sirhan Sirhan's middle name is Sirhan?

Actually, it's Bishara. :D

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 9:57pm

Why is Omega Man so obsessed with Faggotry?

OmegaMan is "special". He's a man's man. He likes his women compliant and his weapons clean. He's a true American and conservative. Like all real men, he has a God given fear of homos. Possibly due to his own latent homosexuality. But even OmegaMan's inner fag is less Richard Simmons - more like Chuck Norris. He's that manly.

Low12s

12-26-2011, 9:59pm

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:00pm

Thrakk is never wrong

Once, back in 1979, I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

Low12s

12-26-2011, 10:00pm

OmegaMan is "special". He's a man's man. He likes his women compliant and his weapons clean. He's a true American and conservative. Like all real men, he has a God given fear of homos. Possibly due to his own latent homosexuality. But even OmegaMan's inner fag is less Richard Simmons - more like Chuck Norris. He's that manly.

So OmegaMan has latent Faggoty in his veins? Men should steer clear?

Burro (He/Haw)

12-26-2011, 10:01pm

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:04pm

So OmegaMan has latent Faggoty in his veins? Men should steer clear?

No need to steer clear. He has beaten it down like Al Qaeda. It only resides in a small area on the anterior side of his liver. Far less faggotry than the average man. I would feel confident showering with OmegaMan. However, I'm betting my three penises would scare him.

Low12s

12-26-2011, 10:04pm

Why have the "chosen ones" migrated from CF to the Barn?

Burro (He/Haw)

12-26-2011, 10:06pm

What did Wyatt mean at the end of Easy Rider when he said; "We blew it?"

...Whitepower...

12-26-2011, 10:06pm

Who's gonna win this weekend, Dallas or NY?

Fastguy

12-26-2011, 10:07pm

What rock band made the Suspended chord progressions popular, and name me ONE song from said band utilizing these chords.

GO.

The first thing that came to mind is the A sus 4/B sus 4 from the beginning of Pinball Wizard.

If you work for the IRS, is your paycheck pre-tax/post-tax the same?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:10pm

Why have the "chosen ones" migrated from CF to the Barn?

Why did the Jews flee Poland?

What did Wyatt mean at the end of Easy Rider when he said; "We blew it?"

It was a clandestine reference to fellatio. Lots of Faggotry in that movie.

Who's gonna win this weekend, Dallas or NY?

NYG +3.5/Dallas. -3.5

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 10:11pm

Plain or crunchy?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:11pm

The first thing that came to mind is the A sus 4/B sus 4 from the beginning of Pinball Wizard.

If you work for the IRS, is your paycheck pre-tax/post-tax the same?

I actually know that tune.

If you work for the IRS, they actually add money to your check each week. They take it from the poorest Americans and then snicker about it at the water cooler while they drink the blood of the middle class and lick the 1%'s balls.

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:12pm

Plain or crunchy?

That's a tough one.

If we are talking vag - plain. If we are talking peanut butter, plain. If we are talking peanut butter on a vag, plain.

The answer is plain.

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 10:14pm

What if I really really really wind up liking this chick with four ex-husbands, and, after a perfunctory dating period, she insists we get married?

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 10:15pm

Why are conservatives so mean?

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:16pm

Thrakk is now retiring to his pod for the night. He'll be exchanging protein strands and re-cloning his DNA to prepare for another brutal day on Earth.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/026/c/4/Gray_Alien_Pod_by_taytonclait.jpg

Sea Six

12-26-2011, 10:16pm

:seeya:

SnikPlosskin

12-26-2011, 10:18pm

What if I really really really wind up liking this chick with four ex-husbands, and, after a perfunctory dating period, she insists we get married?

You know what you need to do.

http://i52.tinypic.com/21472xe.jpg

Why are conservatives so mean?

It's a lie perpetrated by liberals.