screw it. Let's go overboard. 12 Days of ebonics Crimmus

[DJ_Critterus]

"THE 12 DAYS OF CRIMMUS" Ebonics FUNNY! - YouTube

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[Kerrmudgeon]

That is a torture test of patience. I think I made it to the 8th day, and had to turn it off, no more, for the love of GOD!!!!!!:slap:

[Chris Fowler]

The crap at the end. :rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

That is a torture test of patience. I think I made it to the 8th day, and had to turn it off, no more, for the love of GOD!!!!!!:slap:

Fine. Her's some poetry for you.


Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
An' all ower de hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin';
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
An hoped like de' heck;
That ol Sanna Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Dance tru' dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to my Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin' de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo ;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho';
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didn't go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself;
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
Jus started stealing my shit;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
an' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon';
Dat son of a bitch!!

Next year I be hopin':
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!

Now, let the :beat: begin.

[Mike Mercury]

That is a torture test of patience. I think I made it to the 8th day, and had to turn it off...

I made it all the way through... and it's BOGUS !!!

none of the 12 days involved watermelon :leaving:

[OddBall]

FIIIIVE BAAAAGSS OF WEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!


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[CertInsaneC5]

FIIIIVE BAAAAGSS OF WEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!


:rofl:


:iagree: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Datawiz]

My first car was a 78 Cutlass. :lol:

[Skia]

2 Gold Teefs :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bill]

FIIIIVE BAAAAGSS OF WEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!


:rofl:

Proof that people are all basically the same. Who would not be thrilled to receive five bags of weed from their loved one?

[Bill]

2 Gold Teefs :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Seen the price of gold lately? Who wouldn't want a few gold teefs?

[mrvette]

Seen the price of gold lately? Who wouldn't want a few gold teefs?

Long as I pull them from some corpse, fine by me....I get my pliars....

:hurray::hurray::leaving:


only thing is.....


I"m serious.....


:waiting:

[DJ_Critterus]

Long as I pull them from some corpse, fine by me....I get my pliars....

:hurray::hurray::leaving:


only thing is.....


I"m serious.....


:waiting:

Wash them before you re-use them :ack:

[onedef92]

Them mofo's is cronked!

[DJ_Critterus]

Them mofo's is cronked!

I thought the term was "Crunked."

Learned that from a group called "The Iconz" when I was a DJ. They had a song called "Let's get f**ked up" but the radio version was "Let's get crunked up."

[mrvette]

Wash them before you re-use them :ack:

Screw THAT, I"m melting down for gas money to go see Key West.....

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