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onedef92
12-16-2011, 10:25am
Police: Man called in threats to avoid urine tests

Posted: 8:37pm on Dec 15, 2011;
Modified: 8:41pm on Dec 15, 2011

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Police say an Alaska man twice called in bomb threats to a probation office to avoid urine tests.

Anchorage police spokesman Lt. Dave Parker says that 44-year-old Bryant K. Brown was arrested Thursday on two counts of terroristic threatening.

Parker says bomb threats were called into the state Department of Corrections Adult Probation Office on Nov. 22 and Nov. 23 - the same days Brown was scheduled for surprise urine tests.

He says those on probation receive a card with a certain color on it and must call in every day to see if those with that colored card need to be tested.

Brown had been called for testing on both days that bomb threats were called in.

Brown was scheduled to be arraigned Friday

Bill
12-16-2011, 10:41am
Sounds like the guy would rather say it than spray it. Maybe this fellow just has a "shy bladder" and he just has trouble going in front of others.

Yerf Dog
12-16-2011, 10:44am
Smart guy.

Knooger
12-16-2011, 10:54am
Smart guy.

In his defense, he was probably high when he made the calls. :leaving:

Yerf Dog
12-16-2011, 10:59am
In his defense, he was probably high when he made the calls. :leaving:

I'm sure they'll take that into consideration. :rofl:

Mike Mercury
12-16-2011, 12:07pm
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Bill
12-16-2011, 12:16pm
http://www.marijuanalibrary.org/images/dilbert.jpg

Awesome! I'd like to see that happen in real life.....often.

island14
12-16-2011, 5:46pm
In his defense, he was probably high when he made the calls. :leaving:

I'm sure they'll take that into consideration. :rofl:


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