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Blademaker
12-15-2011, 2:15pm
Provide the punchline for this joke.


"How many occupy protesters does it take to change a light bulb?"

Go.
DJ_Critterus
12-15-2011, 2:17pm
Provide the punchline for this joke.


"How many occupy protesters does it take to change a light bulb?"

Go.

50. They're pro-union.
Loco Vette
12-15-2011, 2:18pm
None. The government should already have changed it at the expense of Wall Street.
Kevin_73
12-15-2011, 2:23pm
None. Light bulbs are manufactured by evil corporations and should be boycotted since buying a new light bulb would only enrich those evil corporations and allow them to suppress the less fortunate members of society. We will light the world with love and the glow from our bongs.
Stangkiller
12-15-2011, 2:31pm
None, somebody with a job needs to do that.
Meeko87
12-15-2011, 2:34pm
I want to occupy my fist up those protesters asses, not out of hate, but out of love of fisting.
Montehall
12-15-2011, 2:37pm
17. One to change it, the others get pepper-sprayed
xXBUDXx
12-15-2011, 2:43pm
I want to occupy my fist up those protesters asses, not out of hate, but out of love of fisting.

I think you should consider hand sanitizer. Hippies are dirty.
Chris Fowler
12-15-2011, 3:34pm
100:

20 to form a committee to decide which form of alternative power, wind or solar, is best to power the bulb

20 to form a committee to decide which form of non-incandescent bulb, CFL or LED, should be used.

20 form a committee to aggregate the opinions of the first two groups into a report.

20 form a committee to read the report and vote on it's approval

And 20 to protest the decisions made by the committees
MikeB
12-15-2011, 3:41pm
None. Light bulbs are manufactured by evil corporations and should be boycotted since buying a new light bulb would only enrich those evil corporations and allow them to suppress the less fortunate members of society. We will light the world with love and the glow from our bongs.

Then it should be "All of them".

Reminds me, time to stock up on incandescents.

:seasix:
kingpin
12-15-2011, 3:41pm
0 they don't work.
Yamma
12-15-2011, 3:56pm
nothing I will say can possibly top what's in this thread already. :rofl::rofl:
BuckyThreadkiller
12-15-2011, 4:34pm
"There's nothing wrong with the lightbulb, its out because Jordan - the new kid from NYU? - he got off the bike generator to go over to Starbucks and skype his mom to see if he could get some money paypaled for take-out Chinese. He'll be back and peddling in a few minutes and then we'll have power again."
Stangkiller
12-15-2011, 4:40pm
17. One to change it, the others get pepper-sprayed

Aint nuthin wrong with watering the hippies :hurray:
boracayjohnny
12-15-2011, 5:26pm
72. One that will get his mom/brother/friend to bring him a light bulb and the rest to stand around and bitch about no light bulb while smoking the latest pot someone else brought.
MrPeabody
12-16-2011, 12:54am
Just one to hold the bulb while the whole world revolves around him.
FasterTraffic
12-16-2011, 1:00am
"How many occupy protesters does it take to change a light bulb?"

99% of them.
Aerovette
12-16-2011, 1:07am
None. Obama will CHANGE it for them.

None. Because it is flourescent, a toxic waste company will have to come and change it for them.

One. It only takes one...although none of them will get off their azz to do it.
HeatherO
12-16-2011, 2:45am
0...they can't afford the light bulb
Milton Fox
12-16-2011, 2:58am
None, they just move to the next street corner.
Sea Six
12-16-2011, 7:59am
Just one to hold the bulb while the whole world revolves around him.

I believe we have a winner. :hurray:
MrPeabody
12-17-2011, 7:08pm
I believe we have a winner. :hurray:

I have my moments.:D
Rob
12-17-2011, 7:10pm
none - just gather them up and set the protesters on fire
Bill
12-17-2011, 7:15pm
Provide the punchline for this joke.


"How many occupy protesters does it take to change a light bulb?"

Go.

Probably just one, then it will take a whole SWAT team to arrest the guy and confiscate the now-illegal Edison style light bulb. Then there will be the judge, lawyers on both sides, prison guards, parole officers, etc. that will be needed to punish the guy for having an illegal light bulb.
JRD77VET
12-17-2011, 7:42pm
nothing I will say can possibly top what's in this thread already. :rofl::rofl:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/gif/mice-lightbulb.gif
ZipZap
12-17-2011, 9:27pm
Trick question. Occupiers don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in parks.