The World's Greatest Pick Up Line

[DJ_Critterus]

No mouse over for you.

[Excuse me, Ma'am, but my dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?]

:leaving:

[Knooger]

Try that one and let me know how it works. :rofl:

[DJ_Critterus]

Try that one and let me know how it works. :rofl:

I was kind of hoping Joebuck would try it out for us.

[ConstantChange]

I was kind of hoping Joebuck would try it out for us.

Joey isn't big enough to try that one. He might get knocked the F out.

[Kerrmudgeon]

0/10....that is all.:slap:

[DJ_Critterus]

Joey isn't big enough to try that one. He might get knocked the F out.

I think Joe has th balls to try that one.

[...Whitepower...]

I'm kinda partial to "sticks and stones may break my bones, I want to stick my penis in you..":D

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[HeatherO]

it's a good thing you're already married :lol::lol:

[kylebuck]

I think Joe has th balls to try that one.

:shots::dance:

[Low12s]

Better to look at the label on a girls blouse... "Yep, made in Heaven".


But you can go with the other line if you wish.

[Rotorhead]

No mouse over for you.

[Excuse me, Ma'am, but my dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?]

:leaving:

I think you would strike out at "Dick"

[DJ_Critterus]

I think you would strike out at "Dick"

No, I've used worse lines that worked.

[BuckyThreadkiller]

No, I've used worse lines that worked.

So you were successful with Dick...

[navyndi2]

I always had luck with "Hi, I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
:cheers:

[DJ_Critterus]

So you were successful with Dick...

:thehandle:

I've done some crazy shit in the past. One time, a little drunk at a bar that I was DJing, I managed to grab some slim's hand, put it down my pants and say, "Does this dick make your hand warm?" Surprisingly we both went back to my house instead of me going to jail (and no, she wasn't a complete stranger).

[lspencer534]

:thehandle:

I've done some crazy shit in the past. One time, a little drunk at a bar that I was DJing, I managed to grab some slim's hand, put it down my pants and say, "Does this dick make your hand warm?" Surprisingly we both went back to my house instead of me going to jail (and no, she wasn't a complete stranger).

Has the loss of one hand affected your career in any way?

[DJ_Critterus]

Has the loss of one hand affected your career in any way?

Nope, but it does prevent having a stranger molest me... :leaving:

[onedef92]

Excuse me, miss, but is your husband married?

[Mike Mercury]

I always had luck with "Hi, I lost my phone number can I have yours?"
:cheers:

:lol:

I like the one "is that a mirror in your pocket?"

girlie says: "no; why?"

guy pointing at her pants: "cause I swear I see myself in there".

[Allan]

I'm kinda partial to "sticks and stones may break my bones, I want to stick my penis in you..":D

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That's 3:27 out of my life I'll never get back. :doh:

[themonk]

No mouse over for you.

[Excuse me, Ma'am, but my dick just died. Would you mind if I bury it in your ass?]

:leaving:

Thanks Pete.