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lspencer534
12-13-2011, 10:12am
In 5 easy steps:

1. Take your morning dump as usual.
2. Make your first wipe with your right hand.
3. Make your second wipe with your left hand.
4. Any needed subsequent wipes can be made with either hand.
5. Quit using toilet paper.

[Studies have show that even if the subject washes his hands afterward, this method is still effective.]

Stangkiller
12-13-2011, 10:13am
Uhhhh thanks, I think i'd rather keep biting my nails.

HeatherO
12-13-2011, 10:19am
Uhhhh thanks, I think i'd rather keep biting my nails.

this :lol:

DAB
12-13-2011, 10:36am
You learn this little gem from a paying client?? :rofl:

lspencer534
12-13-2011, 10:51am
You learn this little gem from a paying client?? :rofl:

A by-product of the sheit I do for a living. :D

DAB
12-13-2011, 11:08am
A by-product of the sheit I do for a living. :D

Time to trade your Brooks Brothers for a hazmat suit. :willy::ack: