Update on waitress girl

[kylebuck]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
The bad: she has been casually dating (aka "talking") with some guy.

So there is a chance.

[Vet4jdc]

.......interested in WHAT??? :D

[Firevette]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.

So there is a chance.

Fixt. Go get her. :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

.......interested in WHAT??? :D
My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.
Fixt. Go get her. :yesnod:

That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

[lspencer534]

Roofies, my friend. Roofies.

[C5Nate]

That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it


Rope, duct tape, Chloroform, GO.

[Frizzle]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
The bad: she has been casually dating (aka "talking") with some guy.

So there is a chance.

casually dating... meaning she isn't in a relationship so just go for it and stop ***** footing around!

:kimblair:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Though I do not know how to do it
Try this: What time you get off work. Lets go have a drink. Casual. Always casual.

[dwjz06]

Good luck JB.:D:cert:

[73sbVert]

My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.


That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

Just ask her out!! "Hi, I'd like to go out with you, are you free on Friday night?" (or Saturday, whatever you're not working or studying!!)

Geez, nice dinner somewhere (not extravagant, but decent), or just go for a walk and get to know her. Ok, so she's "talking" with some other guy. Doesn't sound permanent, so make a move! Don't rush though, she'll scare off.
Then, if you like her, let her know and you'd like to go out again, then make a date! Let her make the moves (hold hands, kiss, whatever. SHE should let you know how far she expects to go.), and enjoy getting to know her. Even if it DOESN'T work out, you might gain a great friend. Some of my BESTEST friends were women that didn't work with the dating thing. :yesnod:

[73sbVert]

Try this: What time you get off work. Lets go have a drink. Casual. Always casual.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!!!!!!

[Firevette]

. Even if it DOESN'T work out, you might gain a great friend. Some of my BESTEST friends were women that didn't work with the dating thing. :yesnod:

This. :iagree:


Oh, and I'm sure she has cute friends if it goes south. Birds of a feather.....:yesnod:

[73sbVert]

This. :iagree:


Oh, and I'm sure she has cute friends if it goes south. Birds of a feather.....:yesnod:

Good point!

:cheers:

[OddBall]

I'm sure Joebuck will make a fine friend.

[ConstantChange]

Let her make the moves (hold hands, kiss, whatever. SHE should let you know how far she expects to go.), and enjoy getting to know her. Even if it DOESN'T work out, you might gain a great friend. Some of my BESTEST friends were women that didn't work with the dating thing. :yesnod:

I guess it depends on the girl, but I have to disagree with this. You are the guy. You take control. Most girls aren't going to make the first move.

The only guys I know with girl friends are gay.

Grow a pair and have fun. If it doesn't work out with this one, on to the next one!

[Milton Fox]

I thought Chance was engaged?

This train has already left the track...waiting on the wreck. :cheers:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
How did you gather this information?

[kylebuck]

How did you gather this information?

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who works with her

[Firevette]

I guess it depends on the girl, but I have to disagree with this. You are the guy. You take control. Most girls aren't going to make the first move.

:iagree:


The only guys I know with girl friends are gay.

I have a few women "friends".....doesn't make me gay. It does get me invited to parties, bbq's, etc....good way to meet other chicks.:seasix:

[Rotorhead]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
The bad: she has been casually dating (aka "talking") with some guy.

So there is a chance.

she is simply playing the same field as you are. She wants someone that is dynamite in bed, and will make all her problems go away. Cunnilingus is a great way to get her if she is worth it. Be prepared, she might try the same tactic on you. :D

[island14]

Just me but..

I would forget all that wine and dine routine.

Girls really are not that hard to figure out and get to know, they are just people too.

I don't think they really want to be up on some "your so cute" pedestal.

They like to have laugh and have fun just like you do.

Just ask if she would like to hang out sometime, make it seem natural like a couple of friends, hell take her out to a game, or go visit some of your buddies. go for a bike ride, jet ski, 4 wheelers?

You don't need to say you think shes hot, if you do she will think you just want to get laid.

She will know you are interested just because you asked her out!

After going out a few times things will either progress naturally, or not.

If you see things are going good after a week or so of just hanging out, tell her you think you might like her and ask her if she would like to go out on a date, she will probably get a laugh out of it.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who works with her

You're half way home. Whats the WORST she can say, no? Then what? Sudden death? I think not.

[73sbVert]

I guess it depends on the girl, but I have to disagree with this. You are the guy. You take control. Most girls aren't going to make the first move.

The only guys I know with girl friends are gay.

Grow a pair and have fun. If it doesn't work out with this one, on to the next one!

Take control, sure, but once he's figured out if the advances are welcome. Knowing Joey though, he might want to move faster than she wants, so I specifically suggested that he let her make the first move so he can learn signals. Previous posts have shown that she (generic 'she') is ready for second gear, he's ready for overdrive!

I'm not gay, and have quite a few girl friends. You need a wider circle if that's all you know.

[kylebuck]

she is simply playing the same field as you are. She wants someone that is dynamite in bed, and will make all her problems go away. Cunnilingus is a great way to get her if she is worth it. Be prepared, she might try the same tactic on you. :D

Think so?

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Try this: What time you get off work. Lets go have a drink. Casual. Always casual.
This and only this. You can hit her in the shitter later.

[SnikPlosskin]

Jebus, you are a puzzy. What are you, 12 years old? Ask her out. Have a plan to do some thing fun. Something unusual...horseback riding, gun range, picnic in park, couples colon cleanse, wine tasting, auto show, etc.

do we have to fukc her for you too?

[Firevette]

Jebus, you are a puzzy. What are you, 12 years old? Ask her out. Have a plan to do some thing fun. Something unusual...horseback riding, gun range, picnic in park, couples colon cleanse, wine tasting, auto show, etc.

do we have to fukc her for you too?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

do we have to **** her for you too?
Lets see her picture first Thrakk. I'm not bangin' some skank for JB. :D

[island14]

Jebus, you are a puzzy. What are you, 12 years old? Ask her out. Have a plan to do some thing fun. Something unusual...horseback riding, gun range, picnic in park, couples colon cleanse, wine tasting, auto show, etc.

do we have to fukc her for you too?


Lets see her picture first Thrakk. I'm not bangin' some skank for JB. :D


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Ask her out for lunch. It's safe in their eyes, and cheaper for you, and no uneasy goodnight kiss to worry about. Then, if there are sparks, go for round two..... a show, whatever. Go to the restaurant and sit in her section, start yakking, and leave her a note when you go! Then do it again until she says yes.:seasix:

[PLRX]

This means both of you are "OPEN GAME" You bang her, she bangs others....threesome-foursome

Everybody wins! :hurray:

[mtp]

Make sure you ask her rates before asking her out

[DJ_Critterus]

My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.


That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

You could try this cheesey line: "Hi. I'm Joebuck. What time can I pick you up for dinner?"

[Sea Six]

How did you gather this information?

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who works with her

Sorry, man.

Even if you didn't have somebody else make the inquiries for you, the fact that you have the information third hand means you're not off to a good start.

Why do I say this? By the time the third hand info found its way to you, via whatever method, you should have already known it, for quite some time... firsthand.

Start over with another slim. Next time, be more assertive, walk up, and start talking.

It gets easier the more times you do it. It's even easier when you truly don't care if the conversations you start go anywhere or not. Ironically, the latter cases are when you have the most success.

Until you get more confident, tell yourself that each day you will walk up to five different girls and say SOMETHING, even if you're in the grocery store and you ask her if she knows where they keep the Grey Poupon mustard. Five minimum. If you have to, to meet the daily minimum quota, go top off your gas tank even if you don't need to, or go to the Stop 'n Rob and buy a pack of M&M's. Sales clerks that are conducting a sales transaction with you, waitresses that are serving you, etc. do NOT count towards your quota. You must approach someone actively that you don't know.

You just need to get out there and get used to approaching women you don't know. Don't think of it as practice. Don't keep score. You're just building a new habit, and after about three weeks you'll wonder why it was such a big deal to begin with.

:seasix:

[island14]

I wouldn't ask her out for food or drinks, do something else and later ask if she is hungry.

Hit a drive through, or a local diner, you feed her cheap and it was just as much fun, and does not seem like a planned date.

Just be yourself Joe, everyone here likes you so why wouldn't she if she has a brain.

The "get in the sack stuffs" will come natural later if it is meant to be.


But then again.. if she starts talking about her string or something, HIT IT! :lol:

[Sea Six]

P.S.

Today is day 1.

I expect a full report by midnight tonight. No PM's either. Post in this thread for all to read.

[Iron Chef]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
The bad: she has been casually dating (aka "talking") with some guy.

So there is a chance.

Just ask her out. And if things go well, don't wait too long to tell her to tell this "other guy" to hit the road. Or you WILL.

Having other guys "hanging out" and being in touch is always bad medicine.

[boracayjohnny]

Just me but..

I would forget all that wine and dine routine.

Girls really are not that hard to figure out and get to know, they are just people too.

I don't think they really want to be up on some "your so cute" pedestal.

They like to have laugh and have fun just like you do.

Just ask if she would like to hang out sometime, make it seem natural like a couple of friends, hell take her out to a game, or go visit some of your buddies. go for a bike ride, jet ski, 4 wheelers?

You don't need to say you think shes hot, if you do she will think you just want to get laid.

She will know you are interested just because you asked her out!

After going out a few times things will either progress naturally, or not.

If you see things are going good after a week or so of just hanging out, tell her you think you might like her and ask her if she would like to go out on a date, she will probably get a laugh out of it.

I wouldn't ask her out for food or drinks, do something else and later ask if she is hungry.

Hit a drive through, or a local diner, you feed her cheap and it was just as much fun, and does not seem like a planned date.

Just be yourself Joe, everyone here likes you so why wouldn't she if she has a brain.

The "get in the sack stuffs" will come natural later if it is meant to be.


But then again.. if she starts talking about her string or something, HIT IT! :lol:

Tim is giving you the key for a brand new C7.

[pappytinker]

My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.


That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

If the 401K came up in conversation before you have even been on a date there is no doubt that you better insist on a Pre-Nup if anything comes of the relationship. And, be vewwy, vewwy carefuwl if you make it into bed, especially if she already has a child from a previous relationship.

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger, danger."

[PLRX]

If the 401K came up in conversation before you have even been on a date there is no doubt that you better insist on a Pre-Nup if anything comes of the relationship. And, be vewwy, vewwy carefuwl if you make it into bed, especially if she already has a child from a previous relationship.

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger, danger."

:iagree:

an open game waitress asking about your money, I hope you are smart and have condoms in your car, wallet, home and office.

[Bill]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who works with her

Take It On The Run Lyrics Reo Speedwagon - YouTube

[kylebuck]

Jebus, you are a puzzy. What are you, 12 years old? Ask her out. Have a plan to do some thing fun. Something unusual...horseback riding, gun range, picnic in park, couples colon cleanse, wine tasting, auto show, etc.

do we have to fukc her for you too?
I am what I eat. I have no where to ride horses, all of my guns are 7 magnum and 12 gauges, parks are kinda trashy
,wine tasting down here is the suck and auto shows are few and far in between.
I guess I could take her mud ridding?
And I can bang her myself

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I have no where to ride horses, all of my guns are 7 magnum and 12 gauges, parks are kinda trashy
,wine tasting down here is the suck and auto shows are few and far in between.
Could you talk yourself out of it any harder?!?!?

[island14]

If the 401K came up in conversation before you have even been on a date there is no doubt that you better insist on a Pre-Nup if anything comes of the relationship. And, be vewwy, vewwy carefuwl if you make it into bed, especially if she already has a child from a previous relationship.

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger, danger."




I think he was kidding pappy, at least I hope!


:lol:

[99 pewtercoupe]

OFCS

Joe: you are of legal age and by now should not be looking for dating advice on an online forum unless you feel that it adds to the humor factor here based on some of the "advice" you get. If that is the case, no harm no foul, carry on. I just hope that is the reason and not that your are really asking for advice here

[kylebuck]

If the 401K came up in conversation before you have even been on a date there is no doubt that you better insist on a Pre-Nup if anything comes of the relationship. And, be vewwy, vewwy carefuwl if you make it into bed, especially if she already has a child from a previous relationship.

"Danger, Will Robinson, danger, danger."

:iagree:

an open game waitress asking about your money, I hope you are smart and have condoms in your car, wallet, home and office.
It was sarcasm.
OFCS

Joe: you are of legal age and by now should not be looking for dating advice on an online forum unless you feel that it adds to the humor factor here based on some of the "advice" you get. If that is the case, no harm no foul, carry on. I just hope that is the reason and not that your are really asking for advice here
Thank the good lord someone gets it.
I already have a plan, I just posted this as fun.
Sometimes I wanna be an attention whore

[Flatbush Harry]

My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.


That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

Joey, go for the direct approach. Next time you see her, just ask if she'd like to tear off a piece. 9 out 10 odds, you'll get your face slapped, 1 in 10, you'll get laid with no investment of time, cocktails, dinner or artful conversation. Since she's a waitress, she's used to small tips so she be ok with yours.

:cert:

Good luck, and remember to try to solve an equation while your doing it so the experience will last longer...for her and thus perhaps get you a return engagement.

Hrayr

[Bill]

Joey, go for the direct approach. Next time you see her, just ask if she'd like to tear off a piece. 9 out 10 odds, you'll get your face slapped, 1 in 10, you'll get laid with no investment of time, cocktails, dinner or artful conversation. Since she's a waitress, she's used to small tips so she be ok with yours.

:cert:

Good luck, and remember to try to solve an equation while your doing it so the experience will last longer...for her and thus perhaps get you a return engagement.

Hrayr

I went to college with a rather cocky fellow (pun NOT intended) that did exactly that. His favorite pick up line was, "So, ya wanna **** or what?"

Surprisingly, sometimes that actually worked.

ib4coolstarybra

[Blademaker]

Joey, go for the direct approach. Next time you see her, just ask if she'd like to tear off a piece. 9 out 10 odds, you'll get your face slapped, 1 in 10, you'll get laid with no investment of time, cocktails, dinner or artful conversation. Since she's a waitress, she's used to small tips so she be ok with yours.

:cert:

Good luck, and remember to try to solve an equation while your doing it so the experience will last longer...for her and thus perhaps get you a return engagement.

Hrayr

Sage advice from a wise man. :yesnod:

Whats the worse that could happen?

[Flatbush Harry]

I went to college with a rather cocky fellow (pun NOT intended) that did exactly that. His favorite pick up line was, "So, ya wanna **** or what?"

Surprisingly, sometimes that actually worked.

ib4coolstarybra

I was coached in this method by a USAF light colonel, who had one of the highest batting averages in the history of the league. Probably helped that he was a great looking guy with an engaging smile, an E-type Jag coupe and that he could lick his eyebrows.

It worked less well for me as a second balloon, slightly funny looking and driving a '66 Pontiac.

:rofl:

Harry

[Datawiz]

So there is a chance.

Cue Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. :D

[DJ_Critterus]

Cue Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. :D

Well suck me sideways :rofl:

[Sea Six]

Kick her ass, Sea Bass!

[WarDriver]

That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it

Try passing her a note in class.

[Sea Six]

Try passing her a note in class.

:iagree:


Or, just have someone find out if she likes you. Girls love that.

[Y2Kvert4me]

Or, just have someone find out if she likes you. Girls love that.He already did that, the results started this thread.

[DJ_Critterus]

:iagree:


Or, just have someone find out if she likes you. Girls love that.

Joe should go to her work and flop it out on her serving tray before saying, "The first two inches are free. You'll have to work for the third one since I know you'll want the whole thing."

[kylebuck]

Try passing her a note in class.
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387299_2418221014011_1205967688_32316985_1534035940_n.jpg
He already did that, the results started this thread.
My buddies gf started asking her questions after I came got some cheesy fries. :fruit:

[DJ_Critterus]

My buddies gf started asking her questions after I came got some cheesy fries. :fruit:

Maybe your buddy's GF is in competition with you.. either for the girl or for him, but she's competing with you :yesnod:

[polarbear]

Try this: What time you get off work. Lets go have a drink. Casual. Always casual.

:iagree:

[kylebuck]

Maybe your buddy's GF is in competition with you.. either for the girl or for him, but she's competing with you :yesnod:

Meh if that is so... im still better looking.

[boracayjohnny]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387299_2418221014011_1205967688_32316985_1534035940_n.jpg



:lol:

[BADRACR1]

Though I do not know how to do it

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Then there's:http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc247/badracr/motivational-poster-522790461.jpg

[BADRACR1]

It worked less well for me as a second balloon, slightly funny looking and driving a '66 Pontiac.

:rofl:
Harry

But it did work!:dance:

[Flatbush Harry]

But it did work!:dance:

Just a few times.

:dance:

Hryra

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who works with her

WTF? Stop this asking around shit immediately. Is it really that hard for you to determine on your own if a girl is interested? Body language is easy to read.

Go with your instincts. If you think she's interested, she probably is. No need to be asking people. This screams insecurity to a woman, especially if she finds out you have to ask around, Joey. And women don't like men without confidence. :toetap:

Just ask her out, for crying out loud. Grab some coffee during lunch and hang out if options aren't forthcoming right away. Get your damn foot in the door.

[JMS32935]

Here's another troubled one... Afy's Blog (http://aftabchopra.blogspot.com/) ... (and his December 01 post is relevant to this discussion, and funny as all get out).

:leaving: :D

[Olustee bus]

"Causally dating" is an euphemism for sport f*cking. Humping like a rabbit with no emotional attachment. I'm sure she is a nice young lady. Pics are in order, but then, you know that.

[nhlgopens]

:waiting:

[onedef92]

Still no pic? :confused:

[Joecooool]

This thread makes me sad.

[Nemesis]

Since there's a lot of advice being spewed in this topic, I'm going to give some too.

If it doesn't work out, give her my number and tell her I'm single and have a PHD.

[mrvette]

This thread makes me sad.

This thread makes me laugh......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[onedef92]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c313/desalvio/HaLLoWeEn/187c.jpg

[kingpin]

I've picked up 4 waitresses in my life. All the same way.
After getting to know them a little I would stop in late on a night they are working.
Have a drink and ask them if they need a ride home.

Of course this only works if they don't drive. :lol:

[kylebuck]

WTF? Stop this asking around shit immediately. Is it really that hard for you to determine on your own if a girl is interested? Body language is easy to read.

Go with your instincts. If you think she's interested, she probably is. No need to be asking people. This screams insecurity to a woman, especially if she finds out you have to ask around, Joey. And women don't like men without confidence. :toetap:

Just ask her out, for crying out loud. Grab some coffee during lunch and hang out if options aren't forthcoming right away. Get your damn foot in the door.
I'm prob going over there tonight. Hard to guess if she is workin though. Second obstacle will be to see if any bar around here is open on a Monday.
This thread makes me sad.
Why? It's all in good natured fun. I have had my plan since I posted this thread
I've picked up 4 waitresses in my life. All the same way.
After getting to know them a little I would stop in late on a night they are working.
Have a drink and ask them if they need a ride home.

Of course this only works if they don't drive. :lol:

Hey baby wanna go for a topless ride in my vettttttte.

[DJ_Critterus]

I'm prob going over there tonight. Hard to guess if she is workin though. Second obstacle will be to see if any bar around here is open on a Monday.

Why? It's all in good natured fun. I have had my plan since I posted this thread


Hey baby wanna go for a topless ride in my vettttttte.

You better hope she's a redneck, you know...with you driving a C4, and you better hope she knows that topless comment is a pun :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

You better hope she's a redneck, you know...with you driving a C4, and you better hope she knows that topless comment is a pun :yesnod:

Whats wrong with a topless girl in my vette

[Sea Six]

Why? It's all in good natured fun. I have had my plan since I posted this thread



Joey.


You're not fooling anyone.


You need to start taking more pro-active steps when it comes to the opposite sex.


Everyone here knows it.







That includes... you.











:)

[DJ_Critterus]

Whats wrong with a topless girl in my vette

In a C4? Good luck :cheers:

[Entropy]

I don't know about the corvette angle. It seemed like a really great way to pick up women who were old enough to be my mother. I mean, if that's what works for you, go for it.

[Low12s]

The good: So apparently she thinks I'm good looking and is interested.
The bad: she has been casually dating (aka "talking") with some guy.

So there is a chance.

Yup, there's a great chance you guys will be friends :D

[DJ_Critterus]

Yup, there's a great chance you guys will be friends :D

And the slim won't call either of them :rofl:

[kylebuck]

Yup, there's a great chance you guys will be friends :D

May as well call me honey badger
Cause I don't care

[Sea Six]

May as well call me honey badger
Cause I don't care

Well... that IS the first step. Don't take any of them seriously at first. You'll be surprised at how many of them pan out in the win column.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I've picked up 4 waitresses in my life.
Oh man. My batting average with waitresses was off the charts. It got to be a joke with me and my buddies. "Fukhead here is gonna pitch to that barmaid all night. Watch him. 200 women in the place and dipshit has to go after the hardest one."

Seriously. Ask her causally. If and when she says yes, take her out, and above all HAVE FUN. Leave all your problems at home, don't bitch about your shitty job, NEVER mention an ex, the Vette is just another car, do NOT get shitfaced, and the rash is temporary.

Be nice, but not a sap. If you haven't banged her by the third date, move on. :D

[kylebuck]

Well... that IS the first step. Don't take any of them seriously at first. You'll be surprised at how many of them pan out in the win column.I just have been too busy to care.

Oh man. My batting average with waitresses was off the charts. It got to be a joke with me and my buddies. "Fukhead here is gonna pitch to that barmaid all night. Watch him. 200 women in the place and dipshit has to go after the hardest one."

Seriously. Ask her causally. If and when she says yes, take her out, and above all HAVE FUN. Leave all your problems at home, don't bitch about your shitty job, NEVER mention an ex, the Vette is just another car, do NOT get shitfaced, and the rash is temporary.

Be nice, but not a sap. If you haven't banged her by the third date, move on. :D
Oh I'll Joebuck her then it will be good
Toooooooo bad that resturant is close today

[DJ_Critterus]

I just have been too busy to care.


Oh I'll Joebuck her then it will be good
Toooooooo bad that resturant is close today
You want to f*ck her up? :confused:

[kylebuck]

You want to f*ck her up? :confused:

Yep she will fall in love

[DJ_Critterus]

Yep she will fall in love

Be pro-active and ask her if you can see the string before she has to offer that up.

[Truck Guy]

...Seriously. Ask her causally. If and when she says yes, take her out, and above all HAVE FUN. Leave all your problems at home, don't bitch about your shitty job, NEVER mention an ex, the Vette is just another car, do NOT get shitfaced, and the rash is temporary.

Be nice, but not a sap. If you haven't banged her by the third date, move on. :D

:iagree: This sage advise :yesnod: <just do it!>

[SnikPlosskin]

Oh man. My batting average with waitresses was off the charts. It got to be a joke with me and my buddies. "Fukhead here is gonna pitch to that barmaid all night. Watch him. 200 women in the place and dipshit has to go after the hardest one."

Seriously. Ask her causally. If and when she says yes, take her out, and above all HAVE FUN. Leave all your problems at home, don't bitch about your shitty job, NEVER mention an ex, the Vette is just another car, do NOT get shitfaced, and the rash is temporary.

Be nice, but not a sap. If you haven't banged her by the third date, move on. :D

The key to getting a waitress is to be a straight waiter. You see, all the male waiters are gay. Everybody works super hard, gets drinks for free and get off work after everything is closed. Do the math.

I wish I could share some stories. Gawd, I had fun during those years.

[kylebuck]

I'm kinda having second thoughts
I think I'll just let this one go
:leaving:

[Blademaker]

I'm kinda having second thoughts
I think I'll just let this one go
:leaving:

And this would be.........Why?

[DJ_Critterus]

And this would be.........Why?

He saw the string. Time to get The Handle.

[Blademaker]

Oh ......to be 22 again........:seasix:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Do the math.
Bish, I invented the calculator. :D

[NCC-1701]

My 401k she wants to see how diversified my investments are.


That is the plan
Though I do not know how to do it


Go to behind the barn I'm posting a song for this occasion but I can't post it on this thread...:D:D

[Blademaker]

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Go to behind the barn I'm posting a song for this occasion but I can't post it on this thread...:D:D

:rofl: :seasix:

[Sea Six]

Top o' Page 2!!! :smash:

[WarDriver]

Be nice, but not a sap. If you haven't banged her by the third date, move on. :D

Professor Leykis, I presume?

Leykis 101 | Class is in session (http://www.leykis101.com/)

[WarDriver]

Well... that IS the first step. Don't take any of them seriously at first. You'll be surprised at how many of them pan out in the win column.

Women Respect Only One Thing: Assholes | Leykis 101 (http://www.leykis101.com/tip-of-the-day/women-respect-only-one-thing-assholes)

[polarbear]

Of course, if you lived in Portland, there'd be an even simpler solution to the problem.

portland casual encounters classifieds "w4m" - craigslist (http://portland.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m)

[GS Ragtop]

Top o' Page 2!!! :smash:

With no action, just talk... :sadangel:

[Nemesis]

Of course, if you lived in Portland, there'd be an even simpler solution to the problem.

portland casual encounters classifieds "w4m" - craigslist (http://portland.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=w4m)

theres a section for that in every region...

[Me2]

I already have a plan, I just posted this as fun.




Why? It's all in good natured fun. I have had my plan since I posted this thread








Dear gawd, Joey. You've commented at least twice that you "have a plan" - this is a first date of sort, not cleaning up the national debt.