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...Whitepower...
11-27-2011, 6:14pm
Run off the road yesterday by a chronic mastorbator. Yes you read that right! - Pontiac G8 Forum: G8 Forums - G8Board.com (http://www.g8board.com/forums/showthread.php?p=797479&posted=1#post797479)
I didn't know you have a black Hyundai SUV...
99 pewtercoupe
11-27-2011, 6:26pm
http://i52.tinypic.com/2li97op.jpg
OMG:rofl:
Give it a week and someone at CFOT will post it. :lol:
And yea, that's a whole lot of WTF..
NEVRL8T
11-27-2011, 6:38pm
swear this **** only happens to me!
I'm on my way to work yesterday and stop off at the Mc Donalds and order a 9 piece chicken nuggets, large fry and large Coke as a snack. I get my food and pull out of the parking lot onto a clear road with no cars except one waaaay behind me. Next thing I notice in the rear view mirror this black Hyundai SUV passing the car behind me in the oncoming traffic lane! Worse yet he's FLYING up behind me like a cruise missle locked on to my engines heat signature!! At the last and I mean very last split second this ******* swerves around me and into the on coming traffic lane but this time he's stairing at traffic 2 cars wide coming at him so he cuts back and I'm forced to MASH on my brakes and swerve right, thankfully into a large entrance to a trucking company's lot, to avoid being nailed by the moron. He would have hit me at just about the drivers side front tire had I not gotten off the road out of his way. Well that made my nuggets fly all over the floor, fries EVERYWHERE and me PISSED as a MOFO! A quick slap into sport mode and I let loose the reigns of my 400+ horses to catch that ******* which they did in short order a the red light. He gets into the middle lane and I go to his right and pull up along side of him and ask him what the **** his problem was. Well he could bearly hear me cause of his rap music blasting from the overtaxed factory Hyundai speakers but he started making motions like he was blowing someone, then he opens his pants and whips out his dick and starts jerking off as I'm cussing him out. WTF?!?!? Well with no one in front of me and me not really in the mood to watch this dredlocked retard rub one off I started to pull away and the light changes, so now he's leaned forward and toward the passenger seat jerking like mad in my direction when I had a thought. I then asked if he thought he was funny he started vigerously shaking his head yes then I asked if he liked to make people smile the shaking of his head continued so I said "ok here have a Coke and a smile!" and with that threw my full ice cold large Mc Donalds Coke out of my window toward his truck hitting the passenger side A piller which hit just at the top of the cup making it spin clockwise into the cabin and then the lid popped off showering him, his interior and his dick with ice cold Coke! Then it was exit stage right and once again those 400+ horses were called upon this time for a hasty withdrawl as he mashed on his brakes and took aim at the rear of my car with his truck. Too bad for him by the time he got his POS SUV turned to come after me I was already a mile up the road. Guess it took time to put his dick away to come after me.
I then headed the rest of the way to work, with no snack and nothing to drink all cause of some D bag in a Hyundai who can't keep his hands out of his pants! I reported it to the police when I got to work, yes ALL of it, and they just laughed and that was that.
I said WTF too. What kind of McDonalds sells a nine piece McNuggets? I would be pissed.
nhlgopens
11-27-2011, 6:49pm
I can't stand fast food... especially Mcd's. :ack:
Blademaker
11-27-2011, 6:52pm
Good God..........
Eating that kinda food will kill ya...I bet that mofo weighs 400#
PortDawg
11-27-2011, 7:06pm
I said WTF too. What kind of McDonalds sells a nine piece McNuggets? I would be pissed.
I can't stand fast food... especially Mcd's. :ack:
Eating that kinda food will kill ya...I bet that mofo weighs 400#
Out of all that crap in the post, this is what we are focused on? :wtf:
Blademaker
11-27-2011, 7:11pm
Out of all that crap in the post, this is what we are focused on? :wtf:
Well, its either that or a visual of some fecker rubbing one off........:skep:
nhlgopens
11-27-2011, 7:19pm
Out of all that crap in the post, this is what we are focused on? :wtf:
Seems like the McD's part was integral to the story line. If the original post wouldn't have stopped there, chances are it wouldn't have happened. Therefore, McD's is the downfall of our society. :D
99 pewtercoupe
11-27-2011, 7:20pm
Therefore, McD's is the downfall of our society. :D
Clearly...McDonalds must be banned
DJ_Critterus
11-27-2011, 7:41pm
Is it jsut me or does anybody else think the story is too funny not to be loaded with :bs: ?
Is it jsut me or does anybody else think the story is too funny not to be loaded with :bs: ?
At least no one ask for pics of the McSausage. :lol:
DJ_Critterus
11-27-2011, 8:03pm
At least no one ask for pics of the McSausage. :lol:
Thank God.
BADRACR1
11-27-2011, 8:07pm
"made my nuggets fly all over the floor":rofl::rofl:
I got the impression that's what the dude in the suv was tryin' to do with his nuggets!:dance:
BADRACR1
11-27-2011, 8:07pm
At least no one ask for pics of the McSausage. :lol:
:rofl:
island14
11-27-2011, 8:08pm
Seems like the McD's part was integral to the story line. If the original post wouldn't have stopped there, chances are it wouldn't have happened. Therefore, McD's is the downfall of our society. :D
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/427z/Smileys/smiley-signs011.gif
:lol:
Omega Man
11-27-2011, 9:17pm
I would be more concerned about having to drive a pontiac....
Fastguy
11-27-2011, 9:33pm
Ok, so if you are in a G8, and the other guy is in an SUV, how do you even see if he is wanking or not? This sounds suspect.
...Whitepower...
11-27-2011, 9:35pm
Ok, so if you are in a G8, and the other guy is in an SUV, how do you even see if he is wanking or not? This sounds suspect.
Good point.. I'll ask..:waiting:
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Truck Guy
11-27-2011, 9:37pm
At least no one ask for pics of the McSausage. :lol:Skia's not here yet... :rofl:
NeedSpeed
11-28-2011, 10:37am
Eating that kinda food will kill ya...I bet that mofo weighs 400#
:iagree:
9 piece chicken nuggets, large fry and large Coke as a snack
He was just warmin' up :D
Bucwheat
11-28-2011, 10:41am
Wasted a perfectly good coke,I would have leaned over and farted in the window.
NeedSpeed
11-28-2011, 10:46am
Is it jsut me or does anybody else think the story is too funny not to be loaded with :bs: ?
:iagree:
Lines like:
A quick slap into sport mode and I let loose the reigns of my 400+ horses to catch that *******
Then it was exit stage right and once again those 400+ horses were called upon
scream douche
Ok, so if you are in a G8, and the other guy is in an SUV, how do you even see if he is wanking or not? This sounds suspect.
Not to mention he pulled up on the right meaning he would of have to been yelling out his passenger window and threw the coke through it.
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