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lspencer534
11-27-2011, 4:25pm
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Topless Basketball League of the Day: Dancers from Rick’s Cabaret have formed a topless basketball league that aims to make fans of b-ball (and breasts) forget all about the NBA lockout.

The teams will feature dancers from 23 Rick’s Cabaret locations, and the league has already lined up a former NBA star to coach its New York team.

“People will be amazed when we tell them who our coach is, because he was one of the great players in the NBA,” said Gianna, a player for the New York team, “The girls are really excited. We’re practically busting out of our tops. We plan to give him a really warm welcome on Tuesday.”

Rick’s will also field topless teams in Miami and Minnesota.

Uniforms, such as they are, are expected to be revealed at a press conference next week.

Rotorhead
11-27-2011, 4:26pm
Awesome!

lspencer534
11-27-2011, 4:35pm
I'm betting that league goes tits up in the end. :leaving:

And the bad news is...?

Datawiz
11-27-2011, 4:37pm
I'd buy that for a dollar.

DAB
11-27-2011, 4:40pm
expect a mess of dribbling and bouncing...

snide
11-27-2011, 4:44pm
Finally, basketball worth watching!

snide
11-27-2011, 4:45pm
expect a mess of dribbling and bouncing...

And the downside is... ?

LATB
11-27-2011, 4:45pm
Finally, basketball worth watching!

not really...

most of will be watching the boobs. :D

Bill
11-27-2011, 4:46pm
I hope the players:

1) wear ANSI 71 certified eye protection

2) have good medical insurance that covers concussions (multiple concussions, actually)

lspencer534
11-27-2011, 4:51pm
I hope the players:

1) wear ANSI 71 certified eye protection

2) have good medical insurance that covers concussions (multiple concussions, actually)

My main concern, too.

island14
11-27-2011, 5:00pm
Finally something good in the news! :hurray:

78SA
11-27-2011, 6:27pm
We need video.

GS Ragtop
11-27-2011, 6:35pm
My money's on Dennis Rodman being their coach.

Rob
11-27-2011, 6:55pm
My money's on Dennis Rodman being their coach.

I am going to guess Ron Jeremy

Ol Timer
11-27-2011, 7:05pm
Would double dribbling be an infraction?

73sbVert
11-27-2011, 7:13pm
expect a mess of dribbling and bouncing...

and that's just in the stands...


:leaving:

DJ_Critterus
11-27-2011, 7:18pm
expect a mess of dribbling and bouncing...

The difference between basket ball and masturbation:

1) In basketball you dribble then shoot
2) In masturbation you shoot then dribble

:leaving: