i was at the bar and this little asian dude walks in [Archive]

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syf350

11-22-2011, 2:26pm

I was standing in a bar the other day and this little Asian guy comes in and stands next to me. After awhile I said to him,“Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” He gets this angry expression on his face and says “No, and why hell you ask me dat, is it just coz I Chinee?” “No”, I replied. "It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you slant-eyed little ****".

jaxgator

11-22-2011, 2:28pm

:lol:

Yerf Dog

11-22-2011, 2:30pm

:lol:

Jobaka

11-22-2011, 2:36pm

I know Kung-Fu, Karate, Ju-Jitsu, and a whole lot of other words, too.

:leaving:

lspencer534

11-22-2011, 2:46pm

I know tire tool.

snide

11-22-2011, 2:47pm

:lol:

Wait, it wasn't Nox was it?

BADRACR1

11-22-2011, 3:01pm

:beat:

VatorMan

11-22-2011, 3:05pm

:lol:

Bill

11-22-2011, 3:25pm

Oh, if only there was a LEO nearby that could have prevented the Asian guy from drinking your beer.

http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae178/URUSAINA/Lt_-Pike.gif

Datawiz

11-22-2011, 3:51pm

:lol:

DJ_Critterus

11-22-2011, 4:00pm

That was definintely a time for The Handle.

boracayjohnny

11-22-2011, 4:52pm

:rofl::lol: