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Sea Six
11-13-2011, 5:29pm
... and wouldn't mind checking this out for me?

I know the Building Code Inspector for Walton County.

I know for a fact I can get this "house project" <snort> for a fecking song after the county takes it for blighting the neighborhood with all of its violations, via Eminent Domain.


http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9260/pelicanbay103111007.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/80/pelicanbay103111007.jpg/)

Plumbing and grade violations:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5495/pelicanbay11811019.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/pelicanbay11811019.jpg/)

Improper materials and plumbing joints...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3477/pelicanbay11811027.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/525/pelicanbay11811027.jpg/)

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1153/pelicanbay11811029.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/526/pelicanbay11811029.jpg/)

Soil infested with termites...

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7333/pelicanbay11811033.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/155/pelicanbay11811033.jpg/)

Additional steel is added in an attempt to cover up some other violations...

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/8812/pelicanbay11911001.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/403/pelicanbay11911001.jpg/)

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2241/pelicanbay11911002.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/pelicanbay11911002.jpg/)

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9739/pelicanbay11911017.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/141/pelicanbay11911017.jpg/)


http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/9278/pelicanbay11911025.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/pelicanbay11911025.jpg/)

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/653/pelicanbay11911027.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/pelicanbay11911027.jpg/)

Then...before it gets properly inspected...they poured (actually fecking FLOODED is a better word - HAHA!) the improperly mixed concrete... 1000 psi mix FTW! WOO HOO!!

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3413/pelicanbay111111007.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/254/pelicanbay111111007.jpg/)

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7169/pelicanbay111111011.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/41/pelicanbay111111011.jpg/)

More finishing shortcuts... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!! lulz

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/5388/pelicanbay111111014.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/542/pelicanbay111111014.jpg/)

You won't see a proper tool used on this job...

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4590/pelicanbay111111015l.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/221/pelicanbay111111015l.jpg/)

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/2792/pelicanbay111111018.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/607/pelicanbay111111018.jpg/)

And the finished product...AGAIN, DON'T TOUCH IT!!!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2913/pelicanbay111111020.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/59/pelicanbay111111020.jpg/)

Bolts & straps in place...bolts will be promptly coming disconnected after the first frost, separating the wall top plates from the foundation.

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/7783/pelicanbay111111021.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/pelicanbay111111021.jpg/)


http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2291/pelicanbay111111023.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/408/pelicanbay111111023.jpg/)

Additionally...work has begun on the shop & guest house foundations... I'm getting it ready for Joecooool's visit from the FL Keys!!

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/9097/pelicanbay11911020.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/pelicanbay11911020.jpg/)

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/8527/pelicanbay11911021.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/pelicanbay11911021.jpg/)

Blademaker
11-13-2011, 5:32pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

8/10 :seasix:

LisaJohn
11-13-2011, 5:35pm
Road trip!!! I could bring some dirty dirt and mix it with the clean dirt.

LATB
11-13-2011, 5:35pm
ha ha :lol:

find THE REAL county noncompliance and I'll give you a million barn-bux. :D

LATB
11-13-2011, 5:36pm
Road trip!!! I could bring some dirty dirt and mix it with the clean dirt.

dats kinky :D

Sea Six
11-13-2011, 5:40pm
ha ha :lol:

find THE REAL county noncompliance and I'll give you a million barn-bux. :D

Sorry, I'm too busy trying to write my name in the watered-down concrete mix.

Three days and this shit STILL won't set enough to hold a 1/8" 16d nail depression.


:sadangel:

NCC-1701
11-13-2011, 6:12pm
:rofl::rofl:

78SA
11-13-2011, 6:51pm
:rofl: Best parrot today. :seasix:

Bill
11-13-2011, 8:25pm
:rofl: Best parrot today. :seasix:

:iagree:


Who says VB doesn't appreciate quality?

Admiral Blue
11-14-2011, 11:04am
Right on, Sea Six. Good one.

I can find so many things wrong with that garage just from looking at the pictures. :)

CBonsall
11-14-2011, 12:54pm
:lol:

Doug28450
11-14-2011, 1:12pm
While the building code violations certainly raise a flag, I think the zoning issue is the real problem. The area that this place is being built does not look like it is zoned for multi-family Section 8 housing.

Sea Six
11-14-2011, 1:13pm
While the building code violations certainly raise a flag, I think the zoning issue is the real problem. The area that this place is being built does not look like it is zoned for multi-family Section 8 housing.

:lolsmile:

NEVRL8T
11-14-2011, 2:54pm
I had no idea Larry was building in Santa Rosa Beach. That's somehwere I have actually nen. Hell, mi niece got married there a couple of years ago.

Doug28450
11-14-2011, 3:02pm
I had no idea Larry was building in Santa Rosa Beach. That's somehwere I have actually nen. Hell, mi niece got married there a couple of years ago.

:skep:

jaxgator
11-14-2011, 3:06pm
:rofl: