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lspencer534
10-30-2011, 5:54pm
Yep, it's corny:


A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:


Bump...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him



FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.





However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping






clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...




clappity-BUMP...



on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
















and,

















(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops .
Kerrmudgeon
10-30-2011, 5:56pm
Awe shucks, you shouldn't have! :blush:I just saw that in an email a couple of days ago, but thanks for the sentiment,......I think?:seasix:
MEANZ06
10-30-2011, 6:01pm
"the coffin stops" :lol:
lspencer534
10-30-2011, 6:03pm
Awe shucks, you shouldn't have! :blush:I just saw that in an email a couple of days ago, but thanks for the sentiment,......I think?:seasix:

It's the thought that counts! :leaving:
Chris Fowler
10-30-2011, 6:06pm
My mom got that in an email yesterday and read it aloud to us. :lol:
DAB
10-30-2011, 6:09pm
turrible, just turrible.....

don't you have some poor widows and orphans to depose?
lspencer534
10-30-2011, 6:14pm
turrible, just turrible.....

don't you have some poor widows and orphans to depose?

That's tomorrow. Today is righteous peoples' day of peace and rest. :leaving:
Kerrmudgeon
10-30-2011, 6:24pm
turrible, just turrible.....

don't you have some poor widows and orphans to depose?

Monday thru Friday, Spencer Whiplash......Widows and orphans a specialty!:D
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Blademaker
10-30-2011, 6:26pm
I read this to my wife, complete with animated gestures......and she groaned, and muttered something about "don't quit your day job"........
Kerrmudgeon
10-30-2011, 6:30pm
I read this to my wife, complete with animated gestures......and she groaned, and muttered something about "don't quit your day job"........

Did you give her crap for such an antiquated come back???:slap:

....and that's when the fight broke out, hehehe!:D
Blademaker
10-30-2011, 6:36pm
Did you give her crap for such an antiquated come back???:slap:

....and that's when the fight broke out, hehehe!:D

Thats the pisser........I have no day job. I'm retired.
Sea Six
10-30-2011, 6:51pm
Thats the pisser........I have no day job. I'm retired.

:seasix:
Kerrmudgeon
10-30-2011, 6:57pm
Thats the pisser........I have no day job. I'm retired.

:cert:, I'll drink to that! Me too!....:rofl:
lspencer534
10-30-2011, 7:09pm
Monday thru Friday, Spencer Whiplash......Widows and orphans a specialty!:D
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/2355/1056071-1000px_villainc_svg_super.png

That's going on my letterhead! Right after the firm motto: We sue suddenly! :rofl:
78SA
10-30-2011, 7:30pm
That's going on my letterhead! Right after the firm motto: We sue suddenly! :rofl:

:rofl:
snide
10-30-2011, 7:39pm
Monday thru Friday, Spencer Whiplash......Widows and orphans a specialty!:D
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/2355/1056071-1000px_villainc_svg_super.png

:skep:
LisaJohn
10-30-2011, 7:40pm
HaHa !!!!