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MEC5LADY
10-27-2011, 3:52pm
I went to have a late lunch and when I came out of the place a guy asked me if he could lick my cell phone. Friggen freak.
Datawiz
10-27-2011, 3:52pm
:lol:
Blademaker
10-27-2011, 3:53pm
Sorry, didn't mean to disturb you........
NeedSpeed
10-27-2011, 3:56pm
At least he didn't cum in your water bottle. :D
simpleman68
10-27-2011, 3:58pm
WTF?!

If you're gonna be a freak, at least be creative. :P: :leaving:
Scott
DAB
10-27-2011, 3:59pm
are you wearing your 'ask me freaky questions' hat again? :hide:
snide
10-27-2011, 3:59pm
At least he didn't cum in your water bottle. :D

:ack:
MEC5LADY
10-27-2011, 4:00pm
At least he didn't cum in your water bottle. :D

I don't carry one.

WTF?!

If you're gonna be a freak, at least be creative. :P: :leaving:
Scott

:rofl:

are you wearing your 'ask me freaky questions' hat again? :hide:

Obviously so I think next time I will leave it in the car.
NeedSpeed
10-27-2011, 4:04pm
WTF?!

If you're gonna be a freak, at least be creative. :P: :leaving:
Scott

Because licking phones is so common? :D
MEC5LADY
10-27-2011, 4:07pm
Because licking phones is so common? :D

Just how often do you go around licking cell phones? I wonder if there is an app for that.
simpleman68
10-27-2011, 4:09pm
Because licking phones is so common? :D

Uncommon is but one quality of creativity. I'm married so, "that's all I have to say about that." - Gump :datawiz:
Scott
Truck Guy
10-27-2011, 5:26pm
Of the many things that I would prefer to lick, a cell phone is not one of them :ack:
OddBall
10-27-2011, 5:29pm
So how long did he lick it?
Sea Six
10-27-2011, 5:30pm
Phone Licker superhero shirts are now available.

http://images3.cpcache.com/product/387374273v2_240x240_Front_Color-White.jpg

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/downtowntees.387374273
Sea Six
10-27-2011, 5:31pm
So how long did he lick it?

Well, she put him on hold.

THAT should tell you something. :)
OddBall
10-27-2011, 5:32pm
Well, she put him on hold.

THAT should tell you something. :)

:lol:
69camfrk
10-27-2011, 7:45pm
You should've said, "Hell yeah you can lick it, I just accidentally wiped a booger on it!!":D
Burro (He/Haw)
10-27-2011, 7:51pm
What a little cell phone lappage? Gimmie that thing, I'll lay a BIG cow lick on that mofo
HeatherO
10-27-2011, 8:04pm
years ago, I went to a Jewel concert...and some guy yelled out to her
"I want to eat your liver" :lol::lol:
Kerrmudgeon
10-27-2011, 8:08pm
That's kinda like a wet willy once removed.:rofl:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-27-2011, 8:18pm
years ago, I went to a Jewel concert...and some guy yelled out to her
"I want to eat your liver" :lol::lol:
That's funny as hell. :lol: Snaggletooth, but plenty hot.
kingpin
10-27-2011, 8:20pm
Maybe he wanted to say something different but chickened out.

A long time ago when me and my friends were clubbing after we left the club a friend of mine said "watch this".
We were hammered also.
He walked up to a girl and talked to her for no more than a few seconds and then "slap".
This was quickly followed by her boyfriend attempting to pummel him.
I went over there and saved his life only later to ask him what the hell happened.

He said I asked her if I could lick her p****!

We still get good laugh about that one. :lol:
Stangkiller
10-27-2011, 8:30pm
That's a bit odd...but after he saw what you were licking at lunch...guess he thought it wasn't out of line? :leaving:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-27-2011, 8:39pm
Years ago I was out swilling with some millwright friends of mine after work. We were FILTHY dirty, all three of us.

Anyway, this black chick comes up to the table and starts yacking with us. We were throwing all kinds of chit in her direction when she says to me, "Honky, you mouthy, but funny. Kick me your digits"

I honestly had NO idea what she wanted until one of the boys said; "Asshole, she wants your fukin phone number"
simpleman68
10-27-2011, 8:43pm
Maybe he wanted to say something different but chickened out.

A long time ago when me and my friends were clubbing after we left the club a friend of mine said "watch this".
We were hammered also.
He walked up to a girl and talked to her for no more than a few seconds and then "slap".
This was quickly followed by her boyfriend attempting to pummel him.
I went over there and saved his life only later to ask him what the hell happened.

He said I asked her if I could lick her p****!

We still get good laugh about that one. :lol:

Now that's what I'm talking about. :rofl:
If you're gonna be a freak... do it with some cajones. :datawiz:
Scott