View Full Version : What is the strangest request someone has ever asked you?
MEC5LADY
10-23-2011, 7:08pm
Okay so I am bored and was thinking about some really strange requests I have had over the years. So, what say you VBOT let's hear them :popcorns:
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
NEVRL8T
10-23-2011, 7:09pm
My neighbor came over at 2:00 am one time and ask me to hide an axe for him.
MEANZ06
10-23-2011, 7:12pm
My neighbor came over at 2:00 am one time and ask me to hide an axe for him.
:lol:
"Here. Hold my beer and watch this."
Guy that I work with wanted me to pork his wife while he watched.....She is hot. :yesnod:
Stangkiller
10-23-2011, 7:14pm
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
No lie....There's a Vettebarn Moderator with one over his bed :leaving:
69camfrk
10-23-2011, 7:14pm
A chick I knew in college asked me if she could "lick the inside of my hot, sweaty thighs". Trouble is, she looked like a bigfoot. As a friend she was fine, but no way was I getting caught up in that one. Pretty damn bad when a guy doesn't want some chick talking about things. I never would've lived it down had the word gotten out, so I declined and went about my business.:cert: And no, I still don't regret that decision.
RedLS1GTO
10-23-2011, 7:15pm
No lie....There's a Vettebarn Moderator with one over his bed :leaving:
How did you know that? :leaving:
MEANZ06
10-23-2011, 7:15pm
Guy that I work with wanted me to pork his wife while he watched.....She is hot. :yesnod:
you're a damned Mod here and you can't follow the rules... :kick:
69camfrk
10-23-2011, 7:15pm
Guy that I work with wanted me to pork his wife while he watched.....She is hot. :yesnod:
And you didn't?? WTF kind of friend are you?? :D:leaving:
Stangkiller
10-23-2011, 7:16pm
How did you know that? :leaving:
You too?
RedLS1GTO
10-23-2011, 7:17pm
You too?
Thought you were talking about me. Whew. Glad that secret is safe.
Guy that I work with wanted me to pork his wife while he watched.....She is hot. :yesnod:
pics of hot co-workers wife?
lspencer534
10-23-2011, 7:18pm
No lie....There's a Vettebarn Moderator with one over his bed :leaving:
'Scuse me: Is this the "Rate the mods" thread?
Olustee bus
10-23-2011, 7:18pm
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
And, what exactly is strange about that?
mrvette
10-23-2011, 7:19pm
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
Virgin......common as green grass....I dun 2 of them....
and removed one of sticky mirror tile in a flip/remodeling.....
:seasix:
carlton_fritz
10-23-2011, 7:19pm
Someone once requested I reveal the strangest request I have ever gotten.
mrvette
10-23-2011, 7:21pm
My neighbor came over at 2:00 am one time and ask me to hide an axe for him.
Try tearing out a interior wall in Georgetown NW Wash DC, and finding a Civil War rifle .......from the fear of a Confederate invasion.....
seriously....
kingpin
10-23-2011, 7:22pm
Here's my Petew moment. :lol:
First girlfriend.
Told me she wanted it in the pooper so I was like giddy-up, let's go.
For a week after, all as she did was complain about it hurting when she went to the toilet, it hurt when she sat down...blah, blah, blah!
7 days later to the minute she wanted to do it again.
So I obliged, and told her this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. :D
MEANZ06
10-23-2011, 7:23pm
Here's my Petew moment. :lol:
First girlfriend.
Told me she wanted it in the pooper so I was like giddy-up, let's go.
For a week after all, as she did was complain about it hurting when she went to the toilet, it hurt when she sat down...blah, blah, blah!
7 days later to the minute she wanted to do it again.
So I obliged, and told her this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. :D
:rofl: :cert:
Kerrmudgeon
10-23-2011, 7:23pm
I would have to change all the names involved to protect the innocent and not so innocent. And, then I would fail the pics test, and would be called a BS'r, so y'all will have to wait until the statute of limitations has expired or read my memoirs post mortem!:sadangel:
:dance:
Okay so I am bored and was thinking about some really strange requests I have had over the years. So, what say you VBOT let's hear them :popcorns:
i was once asked for a hug by OP.....really.....well, i did give her some wooden spoons/spatulas for her birthday. :DAB:
nothing weird happens to me. thankfully.
My neighbor came over at 2:00 am one time and ask me to hide an axe for him.
You could be a good friend.
you're a damned Mod here and you can't follow the rules... :kick::p And that is why I don't follow YOUR rules.
carlton_fritz
10-23-2011, 7:30pm
Try tearing out a interior wall in Georgetown NW Wash DC, and finding a Civil War rifle .......from the fear of a Confederate invasion.....
seriously....
I would love to do that, as long as I got to keep the rifle.
boracayjohnny
10-23-2011, 7:30pm
A chick I knew in college asked me if she could "lick the inside of my hot, sweaty thighs". Trouble is, she looked like a bigfoot. As a friend she was fine, but no way was I getting caught up in that one. Pretty damn bad when a guy doesn't want some chick talking about things. I never would've lived it down had the word gotten out, so I declined and went about my business.:cert: And no, I still don't regret that decision.
Just so I can find this gem in the future.
:rofl::lol:
NEVRL8T
10-23-2011, 7:33pm
You could be a good friend.
The funny thing was, I didn't even ask why. It was a weeknight and I was ready to get back to bed. I hit the remote grage door opener and told him to put it in the garage and to hit the button on the outside when he was done. I hear the garage door close and I went back to sleep. The next day, he came and got it while I was gone. I asked my wife what he said when he came and got it and she said she didn't ask. To this day, I have no idea why he wanted to "hide an axe" at that time of night. He is a starnge fellow but he is a great neighbor. CCW's EVERYWHERE he goes, has cameras all over his property and keeps an eye out on my house and my kids. Great neighbor.
Blademaker
10-23-2011, 7:34pm
I have pretty hawt girl that likes to stick her finger up my butt.
And her assistant makes me pee in a cup.
Happens once a year. :yesnod:
And the bitch is, I have to pay for it.
:leaving:
69camfrk
10-23-2011, 7:38pm
I have pretty hawt girl that likes to stick her finger up my butt.
And her assistant makes me pee in a cup.
Happens once a year. :yesnod:
And the bitch is, I have to pay for it.
:leaving:
Is it worth the money????:rofl::leaving:
lspencer534
10-23-2011, 7:39pm
I have pretty hawt girl that likes to stick her finger up my butt.
And her assistant makes me pee in a cup.
Happens once a year. :yesnod:
And the bitch is, I have to pay for it.
:leaving:
And I have a middle-aged guy who sticks his finger up my butt once a year who always says, "I have little fingers." Feckin' doctors think they're funny.
kingpin
10-23-2011, 7:40pm
I have pretty hawt girl that likes to stick her finger up my butt.
:leaving:
I was beginning to think you were French!
I have pretty hawt girl that likes to stick her finger up my butt.
And her assistant makes me pee in a cup.
Happens once a year. :yesnod:
And the bitch is, I have to pay for it.
:leaving:
Is this her?
http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20090211/Dominatrix-1074109.jpg
kylebuck
10-23-2011, 7:42pm
you're a damned Mod here and you can't follow the rules... :kick:
I saw it :shrug:
And by far the weirdest is...... "want to see my string."
Fastguy
10-23-2011, 7:42pm
My buddy and I were hiking up by the quarries near my house when we were teenagers. We round a turn and there is a dude wearing nothing but a blue speedo, laying face down on a flat rock, slapping his ass. We had to walk by him and he was just slapping away. As we passed he says, "hey are you guys into spanking?"
We just hurried on down the path.
Fast forward a few months and my friends are telling me about this guy (the same guy) that approached them and offered them money to "beat up" his twin brother the next day. He said instead of actually punching him, he wanted them to give him wedgies and slap his ass. He said he was an identical twin, but didn't wear glasses and he gave them a specific time he would come by. Paid half up front and would give the other half after the deal was done. They took his money and bought beers.
Blademaker
10-23-2011, 7:42pm
And I have a middle-aged guy who sticks his finger up my butt once a year who always says, "I have little fingers." Feckin' doctors think they're funny.
And that is why every Doctor I go to is female.
Blademaker
10-23-2011, 7:43pm
Is this her?
http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20090211/Dominatrix-1074109.jpg
I wish. :rofl:
lspencer534
10-23-2011, 7:44pm
And that is why every Doctor I go to is female.
I think I'll make that a rule of mine. :yesnod:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-23-2011, 7:49pm
Here's my Petew moment. :lol:
First girlfriend.
Told me she wanted it in the pooper so I was like giddy-up, let's go.
For a week after, all as she did was complain about it hurting when she went to the toilet, it hurt when she sat down...blah, blah, blah!
7 days later to the minute she wanted to do it again.
So I obliged, and told her this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. :D
Been there done that, wiped the poop off on her Coach purse.
ft laud mike
10-23-2011, 8:17pm
Guy that I work with wanted me to pork his wife while he watched.....She is hot. :yesnod:
pics?
A chick I knew in college asked me if she could "lick the inside of my hot, sweaty thighs". Trouble is, she looked like a bigfoot. As a friend she was fine, but no way was I getting caught up in that one. Pretty damn bad when a guy doesn't want some chick talking about things. I never would've lived it down had the word gotten out, so I declined and went about my business.:cert: And no, I still don't regret that decision.
:rofl:
Here's my Petew moment. :lol:
First girlfriend.
Told me she wanted it in the pooper so I was like giddy-up, let's go.
For a week after, all as she did was complain about it hurting when she went to the toilet, it hurt when she sat down...blah, blah, blah!
7 days later to the minute she wanted to do it again.
So I obliged, and told her this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. :D
:rofl::cert:
My buddy and I were hiking up by the quarries near my house when we were teenagers. We round a turn and there is a dude wearing nothing but a blue speedo, laying face down on a flat rock, slapping his ass. We had to walk by him and he was just slapping away. As we passed he says, "hey are you guys into spanking?"
We just hurried on down the path.
Fast forward a few months and my friends are telling me about this guy (the same guy) that approached them and offered them money to "beat up" his twin brother the next day. He said instead of actually punching him, he wanted them to give him wedgies and slap his ass. He said he was an identical twin, but didn't wear glasses and he gave them a specific time he would come by. Paid half up front and would give the other half after the deal was done. They took his money and bought beers.
Smart friends
Been there done that, wiped the poop off on her Coach purse.
Dirty pursez?
:leaving:
99 pewtercoupe
10-23-2011, 8:33pm
Something some hospital nurse asked me as she opened the IV drip. Damn, wish I could remember
NEVRL8T
10-23-2011, 8:35pm
Something some hospital nurse asked me as she opened the IV drip. Damn, wish I could remember
It was "are you sure you want your penis removed?" :D
MEANZ06
10-23-2011, 8:43pm
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/untitled-1.jpg
:D
99 pewtercoupe
10-23-2011, 8:46pm
It was "are you sure you want your penis removed?" :D
Nooooo it wasn't that. But your are closer than you think.
It was when I had a kidney stone that lodged and they had to go in and get it.
Not a pleasant memory.
pappytinker
10-23-2011, 8:47pm
Many years ago, a middle aged Italian gentleman I knew who was rumored to have connections to the mob and knew that I was an expert marksman in the military asked if I would like to make a quick $25 G. I didn't even hesitate to answer no.
Many years ago, a middle aged Italian gentleman I knew who was rumored to have connections to the mob and knew that I was an expert marksman in the military asked if I would like to make a quick $25 G. I didn't even hesitate to answer no.
thread winner :yesnod:
kingpin
10-23-2011, 8:51pm
Many years ago, a middle aged Italian gentleman I knew who was rumored to have connections to the mob and knew that I was an expert marksman in the military asked if I would like to make a quick $25 G. I didn't even hesitate to answer no.
:kick:
:D
kingpin
10-23-2011, 8:52pm
thread winner :yesnod:
I thought you were banned! :D
I thought you were banned! :D
nope
surprisingly, ni@@er jokes are acceptable here. :D
MEANZ06
10-23-2011, 8:56pm
nope
surprisingly, ni@@er jokes are acceptable here. :D
you might be taking a "racist field trip"... :D
you might be taking a "racist field trip"... :D
cool...
I've never been to Harlem :lol:
cool...
I've never been to Harlem :lol:
While you are there, say hi to our first black president............
While you are there, say hi to our first black president............
Clinton lives there?
kingpin
10-23-2011, 9:00pm
Larry likes to push the limits.
Personally I think he should put this one on the back burner.
:cheers:
Clinton lives there?
Clinton Gets Harlem Office for $354,000
NewsMax.com Wires
Thursday, April 19, 2001
NEW YORK (UPI) – The General Services Administration has signed a 10-year lease for $354,000 a year for Bill Clinton's Harlem office, the GSA said Wednesday.
All parties involved in the lease – New York City, the ex-president, the landlord of the 14-story building at 55 West 125th Street and the federal government – said they were "delighted the lease was finally signed."
Clinton is vacationing with his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton, in the Dominican Republic, but his office said that he was happy the lease was signed and that he could move in, in July.
The base rent for the 8,300-square-foot office is $261,450 a year, but with the cost of tenant improvements prorated over 10 years plus electricity bills, the rent will cost taxpayers $354,000.
The GSA is scheduled to spend more than $300,000 on fixing up and decorating the office for Clinton. The penthouse office has a separate entrance and elevator and will consist of a reception area, a conference room, staff offices, Clinton's private office and 300 square feet for the Secret Service.
Clinton has hired architect Navid Magami of Greenberg Farrow and designer Sheila Bridges, whose latest clients included author Tom Clancy and rap mogul Sean Combs.
The ex-president was blasted by taxpayer watchdog groups earlier this year when he chose an 8,500-square-foot office on the 56th floor of Carnegie Hall Towers in midtown Manhattan that would have cost taxpayers $811,000 a year – more than the cost of the offices of all the other ex-presidents combined.
All presidents are given taxpayer-funded offices upon leaving the White House. All former presidents' offices are less expensive and smaller, about 4,000 to 6,000 square feet each.
While the $354,000-a-year Harlem office is about $500,000 less a year in rent, Clinton's office expense is still the highest of any ex-president and higher then the $228,000 a year budgeted by the U.S. Congress – a figure that Clinton had requested.
"I am very concerned that the GSA may enter a lease agreement for an amount that exceeds the amount of funding requested and appropriated by Congress," Rep. Ernest J. Istook, a Republican from Oklahoma, said in February.
The lease negotiation was complicated by the fact that the city's Administration for Children's Services had already leased the top floor of the building before Clinton was urged take a look at the place, located near the Apollo Theater, by Rep. Charles Rangel.
However, a deal was struck by the city and the federal government that allowed Clinton the penthouse office. The city got four floors plus the mezzanine for its field office, for a $750,000 saving over the life of the lease.
After decades of false starts, three years ago several economic revitalization projects got off the ground in Harlem, including the $65 million Harlem USA complex and a $15 million Pathmark supermarket.
Last week, about a dozen black protesters staged a demonstration against Clinton moving into the Harlem neighborhood because they felt it would displace blacks out of the area. However, most people interviewed have welcomed the ex-president to Harlem.
Copyright 2001 by United Press International. All rights reserved.
Last week, about a dozen black protesters staged a demonstration against Clinton moving into the Harlem neighborhood because they felt it would displace blacks out of the area.
lets put the shoe on the other foot, and see how that plays out.
:rolleyes:
oahuyahoo
10-23-2011, 10:36pm
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
Hell I had to hang a drywall ceiling over a woman who refused to get out of bed. She had her martinis, favorite gameshow and wasn't going to move an inch. We took a piece of plastic and draped it over her bed up to her neck, planked across two benches and let her rip. She never had more fun in her entire life, she wanted a threesome so bad it really started to get pathetic. Specially her age and condition.
Barn Babe
10-24-2011, 2:56am
I was asked to paint my azz like a jack-o-lantern and pose for a pic... :leaving:
joecaver
10-24-2011, 4:03am
I was asked to paint my azz like a jack-o-lantern and pose for a pic... :leaving:
:rofl::rofl:
To give them a haircut......I have no experience in this area. I don't even brush my hair half the time, the other half it's in a pony tail.
http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/neecerugg/c0858e5d.jpg
I was asked to paint my azz like a jack-o-lantern and pose for a pic... :leaving:
Winner!!!
xXBUDXx
10-24-2011, 6:18am
I was asked to paint my azz like a jack-o-lantern and pose for a pic... :leaving:
I have two questions:
1) Did the brush tickle?
2) Where are the pics?
oyealiz
10-24-2011, 3:08pm
This one friend of mine always want her face covered when I'm taking a picture of her face.
:willy:
Chris Fowler
10-24-2011, 3:22pm
I have two questions:
1) Did the brush tickle?
2) Where are the pics?
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/avatars/kingpin.gif?dateline=1318366311
:leaving:
MEC5LADY
10-24-2011, 3:31pm
This one friend of mine always want her face covered when I'm taking a picture of her face.
:willy:
Hey you know I would be thrown out of the witness protection program if I showed my face. You would not want that to happen now would you? Imagine the mass chaos that would ensue!!
simpleman68
10-24-2011, 3:49pm
Hey you know I would be thrown out of the witness protection program if I showed my face. You would not want that to happen now would you? Imagine the mass chaos that would ensue!!
Only protection you'd need is from all the stalkers. :D
:hi:
Scott
MEC5LADY
10-24-2011, 3:52pm
Only protection you'd need is from all the stalkers. :D
:hi:
Scott
Why would I have stalkers?:waiting:
DaveK88
10-24-2011, 3:52pm
Is this her?
http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20090211/Dominatrix-1074109.jpg
Hey Thats my doctor :hurray: :cert:
oyealiz
10-24-2011, 3:54pm
Hey you know I would be thrown out of the witness protection program if I showed my face. You would not want that to happen now would you?
I'd have to know what you're in witness protection for in order to determine that.
simpleman68
10-24-2011, 3:57pm
Why would I have stalkers?:waiting:
The hoards of fellas that would be chasing you down for a date. :yesnod:
I have witnessed said angelic face. :D :datawiz: Scott
NCC-1701
10-24-2011, 3:57pm
" I'd like to do you with your boots on"
Then after work I did her...:D
oyealiz
10-24-2011, 3:58pm
Why would I have stalkers?:waiting:
They are chasing you with brushes! They want to brush your hair!!!
MEC5LADY
10-24-2011, 4:08pm
The hoards of fellas that would be chasing you down for a date. :yesnod:
I have witnessed said angelic face. :D :datawiz: Scott
Awww you are so sweet (check is in the mail ;))
I'd have to know what you're in witness protection for in order to determine that.
Sorry the statue of limitations still hasn't ran out and the masses would be after me if they knew where I was.
They are chasing you with brushes! They want to brush your hair!!!
Brush!? Screw that a brush wouldn't go through that crap. An industrial strength comb maybe. :toetap: Why should I comb my hair anyway? I get more compliments when I don't comb it.:rofl::leaving:
Nemesis
10-24-2011, 4:53pm
Sorry the statue of limitations still hasn't ran out and the masses would be after me if they knew where I was.
Chilis in Tysons is a good place to start.
polarbear
10-24-2011, 5:35pm
hang a mirror on the ceiling in the master bedroom, in a home I built.
Wait... wait... I never lived in Florida... :question:
Someone once asked me to take a dump in a baggie and give it to him. He wanted to leave it in his bosses' desk drawer but thought the boss was loonie enough to have it DNA analyzed against the likely suspects.
Petew1971
10-24-2011, 10:55pm
Fk theres so many I cant even think of one, ive done a lot of weird shit for people
mrvette
10-25-2011, 3:05am
Many years ago, a middle aged Italian gentleman I knew who was rumored to have connections to the mob and knew that I was an expert marksman in the military asked if I would like to make a quick $25 G. I didn't even hesitate to answer no.
Me and a buddy used to design and build BDSM equipment, web site and all, outfitted a couple niteclubs that catered to the trade, so to speak, and so I was told I actually shook hands with a made man, not that it was obvious....when the club folded for other reasons, and one of the 'partners' made a mysterious disappearance, he called us up to pick up the gear as the joint was changing venue and just get rid of it....it was paid for already, spot cash.....treated US just fine....
:lol:
MEC5LADY
10-25-2011, 7:29am
Chilis in Tysons is a good place to start.
:leaving:
Fk theres so many I cant even think of one, ive done a lot of weird shit for people
Awww come on now I am sure if you can get your head out of your gf's azz you can come up with something.
Me and a buddy used to design and build BDSM equipment, web site and all, outfitted a couple niteclubs that catered to the trade, so to speak, and so I was told I actually shook hands with a made man, not that it was obvious....when the club folded for other reasons, and one of the 'partners' made a mysterious disappearance, he called us up to pick up the gear as the joint was changing venue and just get rid of it....it was paid for already, spot cash.....treated US just fine....
:lol:
So where do you keep your stash of BDSM equipment?:waiting:
Bucwheat
10-25-2011, 7:56am
Years ago,I went to a party with about 60 people and this really fat chick kept looking me over and my buddy says "she wants your body" We made a bet and before the night was over she ask me to pork her,when I said I don't think so,she ask me if she really looked that horrible ? What do ya say?
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