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NeedSpeed
10-18-2011, 4:56pm
"That's ok baby, anytime you like."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/I_Farted.jpg

:D
kylebuck
10-18-2011, 4:57pm
im strangely ok with this .
nhlgopens
10-18-2011, 4:57pm
:eek: Nice!
Jeff '79
10-18-2011, 5:01pm
im strangely ok with this .

:rofl::rofl: Freak !.....Bring some TP before you hit it.
kylebuck
10-18-2011, 5:03pm
im going to check her string.
Jay13
10-18-2011, 5:08pm
I'd get banned if I posted a thread every time I farted.
snide
10-18-2011, 5:29pm
:lol:
Kerrmudgeon
10-18-2011, 5:36pm
That must be a force 5 fart! She got power mang.:yesnod:
DJ_Critterus
10-18-2011, 5:38pm
im going to check her string.

I'll bring the handle if it doesn't smell like roses :thehandle:
DAB
10-18-2011, 7:12pm
houston, we have lift off....
OddBall
10-18-2011, 7:24pm
it'll just keep balls warm why you're hittin' it.
nhlgopens
10-18-2011, 7:26pm
"That's ok baby, anytime you like."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/I_Farted.jpg

:D

Quoted... just because it's a perfect ass. :dance:
G8rDMD
10-18-2011, 7:29pm
im strangely ok with this .

So you're saying you'd fly through her jet wash :seasix:
Kerrmudgeon
10-18-2011, 7:33pm
Quoted... just because it's a perfect ass. :dance:

and just because of that.....:D
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2011_10/Y_U_No.jpg
nhlgopens
10-18-2011, 7:34pm
and just because of that.....:D
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/2011_10/Y_U_No.jpg

:eek: :seasix: :hurray: :dance: :Sexy:
OddBall
10-18-2011, 7:36pm
hit it....then sniff it.
Turk
10-18-2011, 8:23pm
I love this thread.:Sexy::Sexy:
Turk
10-18-2011, 8:23pm
hit it....then sniff it....then quit it.

Fxd.
ApexOversteer
10-18-2011, 8:25pm
Screw the army's "Kamikaze drones"... this is a real "divine wind".
Kerrmudgeon
10-19-2011, 5:07am
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/1001/boingggggggggg.gif
BLATT!
NEVRL8T
10-19-2011, 7:03am
She does fart, everytime I pull my meat out. :leaving:
Yerf Dog
10-19-2011, 8:09am
Cup of cheese.
Bucwheat
10-19-2011, 12:58pm
I'll break wind around the wife and she always says"I heard that" and I respond "wanta hear it again" She never learns.:leaving:
Yerf Dog
10-19-2011, 12:59pm
I'll break wind around the wife and she always says"I heard that" and I respond "wanta hear it again" She never learns.:leaving:

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/images/smilies/ROFLMAO.gif

I always look around for someone to blame.

Damn barking spiders! :D
DJ_Critterus
10-19-2011, 2:03pm
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/images/smilies/ROFLMAO.gif

I always look around for someone to blame.

Damn barking spiders! :D

Sometimes I can blame my dog, but the wife says his work smells a lot worse than mine, so I can only get away with blaming the really good affluviations on him.
Kerrmudgeon
10-19-2011, 2:11pm
I'll break wind around the wife and she always says"I heard that" and I respond "wanta hear it again" She never learns.:leaving:

I don't know what they're complaining about? At least she got an audible warning to clear the area!
Would she rather have the S.B.D. variety?:flush:
DJ_Critterus
10-19-2011, 2:21pm
I don't know what they're complaining about? At least she got an audible warning to clear the area!
Would she rather have the S.B.D. variety?:flush:

You save those for a nice car ride when you have control of the window locks. That's a man-law :yesnod:
island14
10-19-2011, 2:31pm
I bet Pete would inhale, then hold it in his lungs like a bong hit.
nhlgopens
10-19-2011, 2:33pm
You save those for a nice car ride when you have control of the window locks. That's a man-law :yesnod:

:iagree: :lol::lol:
DJ_Critterus
10-19-2011, 2:33pm
I bet Pete would inhale, then hold it in his lungs like a bong hit.

He'd probably suck right out of the hole, too.
Burro (He/Haw)
10-23-2011, 5:33pm
She does fart, everytime I pull my meat out. :leaving:

Well there is a visual fer ya. :D