View Full Version : Some things not to do in CPR class
MEC5LADY
10-11-2011, 8:19pm
One: I found out today it's not good to tell the instructor that the saran wrap covering the face of the dummy is too kinky for your taste.
Two: If the face comes off your dummy, do not hold it in front of your face and look around the room as some people don't see the humor in it.
Three: If the lungs in your dummy refuse to deflate, using your pocket knife to poke a hole in them is frowned upon.
Overall, it was a great class and I highly recommend everyone learning CPR.:cheers:
Blademaker
10-11-2011, 8:32pm
I suppose that the "Jailhouse Stomp" method is frowned upon as well.
xXBUDXx
10-11-2011, 8:33pm
I have also found that the comment, "I may get this f'ker to breathe, but I don't know how to sew his limbs back on." generally doesn't go over very well, either. :leaving:
Burro (He/Haw)
10-11-2011, 8:34pm
I stuck my junk in Resusci Anne. She was not amused.
Datawiz
10-11-2011, 8:35pm
Did you get the golf ball to go through his intestines?
xXBUDXx
10-11-2011, 8:38pm
Did you get the golf ball to go through his intestines?
Yeah, but I still bogeyed the hole due to a two putt. :leaving:
Yeah, but I still bogeyed the hole due to a two putt. :leaving::rofl: :rofl:
Blademaker
10-11-2011, 8:41pm
Last time CPR was mentioned in my presence was when one of the local winos dropped dead in front of my shop.
Big time massive heart attack. He was dead befor he hit the ground.
I called Grady memorial to come scrape 'im up, got one floppin' on the sidewalk.
I strolled down and his buddy asked me "Mista Steve....does you know mouf to mouf?"
Ummmmmmmmmm......................no.
Sorry.
Told him the only "Mouf to mouf I knew was
<Glancing down> "So long, muthfukka."
True story
Took this with work back in February......what made it most interesting is the one co-worker that f's everything that walks.....
her+CPR dummy=4 hours of dirty behavior. :rofl:
xXBUDXx
10-11-2011, 8:46pm
Took this with work back in February......what made it most interesting is the one co-worker that f's everything that walks.....
her+CPR dummy=4 hours of dirty behavior. :rofl:
Pics of "her"? :waiting:
NEVRL8T
10-11-2011, 8:47pm
I have also found that the comment, "I may get this f'ker to breathe, but I don't know how to sew his limbs back on." generally doesn't go over very well, either. :leaving:
:lol:
Pics of "her"? :waiting:
trust me when I say - you don't want to see them.
Defib1961
10-11-2011, 8:53pm
I taught a class yesterday to a bunch of elementary school teachers. One of them asked, "What do we do if the patient is dead?" :rolleyes:
xXBUDXx
10-11-2011, 9:01pm
trust me when I say - you don't want to see them.
10-4, I trust you in this area. :cheers:
MEC5LADY
10-11-2011, 9:17pm
I taught a class yesterday to a bunch of elementary school teachers. One of them asked, "What do we do if the patient is dead?" :rolleyes:
:rofl::rofl::rofl: I once had a patient's family ask me why I was kissing their loved one. :rolleyes: Yeah, I'm sorry but necrophilia is not my thing.
MEC5LADY
10-11-2011, 9:20pm
I suppose that the "Jailhouse Stomp" method is frowned upon as well.
Yeah they don't like that and also someone suggested using a toilet plunger... that wasn't appreciated either.:rofl:
I stuck my junk in Resusci Anne. She was not amused.
Some things you should not be proud of for obvious reasons.........:rofl:
nhlgopens
10-11-2011, 9:24pm
I get re-certified every two years with First Aid / CPR and AED. I definitely recommend it. You never know when someone you love may need you to save their life. :seasix:
Entropy
10-11-2011, 9:35pm
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/twieland/dwightwtf.gif
oahuyahoo
10-11-2011, 10:02pm
Yeah, but I still bogeyed the hole due to a two putt. :leaving:
:rofl::rofl:
BADRACR1
10-11-2011, 10:43pm
I strolled down and his buddy asked me "Mista Steve....does you know mouf to mouf?"
Ummmmmmmmmm......................no.
Sorry.
Told him the only "Mouf to mouf I knew was
<Glancing down> "So long, muthfukka."
True story
Yep. Sounds just like ya!:shots:
Rotorhead
10-11-2011, 10:46pm
Continuos chest compressions. :thumbs:
stingraymyway
10-12-2011, 12:10am
I suppose that the "Jailhouse Stomp" method is frowned upon as well.
Damn.........:rofl:
Last time CPR was mentioned in my presence was when one of the local winos dropped dead in front of my shop.
Big time massive heart attack. He was dead befor he hit the ground.
I called Grady memorial to come scrape 'im up, got one floppin' on the sidewalk.
I strolled down and his buddy asked me "Mista Steve....does you know mouf to mouf?"
Ummmmmmmmmm......................no.
Sorry.
Told him the only "Mouf to mouf I knew was
<Glancing down> "So long, muthfukka."
True story
Double Damn.........:rofl::rofl:
DaveK88
10-12-2011, 8:56am
Yeah, but I still bogeyed the hole due to a two putt. :leaving:
:rofl:
jaxgator
10-12-2011, 9:57am
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/twieland/dwightwtf.gif
f'king Dwight. :rofl:
MEC5LADY
10-12-2011, 3:57pm
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h18/twieland/dwightwtf.gif
Oh Damn a missed opportunity I had the knife I could have so done that!! :banghead:
Blademaker
10-12-2011, 4:07pm
Oh Damn a missed opportunity I had the knife I could have so done that!! :banghead:
Why is there a knife involved in CPR classes?
MEC5LADY
10-12-2011, 4:15pm
Why is there a knife involved in CPR classes?
My Dad gave me a pocket knife years ago and I carry it with me all the time except when going on an airplane. So, when the lungs on my dummy wouldn't deflate it just seemed the right thing to do by putting a hole in them.:rofl::leaving:
Blademaker
10-12-2011, 4:15pm
My Dad gave me a pocket knife years ago and I carry it with me all the time except when going on an airplane. So, when the lungs on my dummy wouldn't deflate it just seemed the right thing to do by putting a hole in them.:rofl::leaving:
Works for me.......
MEC5LADY
10-12-2011, 4:17pm
Works for me.......
I thought so. The knife has seen better days but I wouldn't part with it for anything.
Entropy
10-12-2011, 5:41pm
Oh Damn a missed opportunity I had the knife I could have so done that!! :banghead:
Release your inner Hannibal Lecter. :cool1: :cool1:
69camfrk
10-12-2011, 6:45pm
Why don't you give the real story. I'm thinking it was more like you entered class, grabbed up the dummy, stabbed it multiple times so there was no way the lungs would ever work, wrapped saran wrap around his head to smother it right before you ripped the head from the body, looked around at your classmates asking them, "Do you want some of this motherF'r????" That's what I got from the story.:D:leaving:
lspencer534
10-12-2011, 7:12pm
Why don't you give the real story. I'm thinking it was more like you entered class, grabbed up the dummy, stabbed it multiple times so there was no way the lungs would ever work, wrapped saran wrap around his head to smother it right before you ripped the head from the body, looked around at your classmates asking them, "Do you want some of this motherF'r????" That's what I got from the story.:D:leaving:
:rofl:
Blademaker
10-12-2011, 7:14pm
Why don't you give the real story. I'm thinking it was more like you entered class, grabbed up the dummy, stabbed it multiple times so there was no way the lungs would ever work, wrapped saran wrap around his head to smother it right before you ripped the head from the body, looked around at your classmates asking them, "Do you want some of this motherF'r????" That's what I got from the story.:D:leaving:
:iagree:
Busted :rofl:
MEC5LADY
10-12-2011, 10:43pm
Why don't you give the real story. I'm thinking it was more like you entered class, grabbed up the dummy, stabbed it multiple times so there was no way the lungs would ever work, wrapped saran wrap around his head to smother it right before you ripped the head from the body, looked around at your classmates asking them, "Do you want some of this motherF'r????" That's what I got from the story.:D:leaving:
Geez you guys have me all wrong. I'm really pretty quiet, kinda shy and wouldn't hurt a fly.:leaving:
:iagree:
Busted :rofl:
:slap: Says the man with the big knife. (Can I borrow it sometime?:D)
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