Official October 2011 SeaSix- bashing thread

[Sea Six]

Come on in and get your money's worth. This guy's been really fouling up the place, and it's time we put this pompous ass back in his place.

Rules: SeaSix is not allowed to make a single utterance in his own defense. He is required to read each and every post, re-reading if necessary, until he has been successfully re-programmed to the point where he can post with the other adults in other threads and not get called out for behaving like a jerk.

He will also be required to return to this thread and re-read each post should he fall off the wagon and resort to his old assholitries.

Let the deserved bashing begin.


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[themonk]

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[NeedSpeed]

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[Sea Six]

Hmmm. Interesting first coupla posts.

Continue.

[Yerf Dog]

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[kylebuck]

Meh Is this thread really needed?

[NeedSpeed]

Meh Is this thread really needed?

Are any of them? :D

[Sea Six]

Meh Is this thread really needed?

I certainly didn't think so, but others are evidently getting sick of my crap.

This is like a public service i'm doing.

[xXBUDXx]

Jeff does not approve

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[Nemesis]

I certainly didn't think so, but others are evidently getting sick of my crap.

:iagree: keep your political crap to the political section.

[DropTheTop]

Thrakk is wrong about the sales guy, so stop defending him, you fecking idiot.

Just shut you pie hole.

This is kinda fun . . .

[DAB]

You have purty eyes. :DAB:

[Sea Six]

You have purty eyes. :DAB:

Heh? :skep:

[Blademaker]

I certainly didn't think so, but others are evidently getting sick of my crap.

This is like a public service i'm doing.

Never had a problem with you.
Screw what other people think, truth hurts.

<Re-read often as necessary>

[Sea Six]

:iagree: keep your political crap to the political section.

:iagree: keep your political crap to the political section.


:iagree: keep your political crap to the political section.

<Reads this particular post three times...>

[xXBUDXx]

I don't have anything negative to add. I'm in an oddly good mood. :dance:

[DAB]

Heh? :skep:

Don't squint, causes wrinkles.

[DJ_Critterus]

Meh Is this thread really needed?

Yes, because we've all wanted to tell him he sucks the wanky at one time or other.

*brb* I'mma go get my Handle :leaving:

[Sea Six]

Yes, because we've all wanted to tell him he sucks the wanky at one time or other.

*brb* I'mma go get my Handle :leaving:

I've been behaving like such an ass lately, I've pissed MYSELF off a couple of times. :eek:

[Sea Six]

I don't have anything negative to add. I'm in an oddly good mood. :dance:

Come back when you have something nasty to say. :yesnod:

[DJ_Critterus]

I've been behaving like such an ass lately, I've pissed MYSELF off a couple of times. :eek:

Hmm... save the asshole-ishness for the PR&C crowd that usually stirs the Koolaid :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

You have purty eyes. :DAB:

Sure got a pretty mouth

[Kevin_73]

Quit letting yourself be manipulated by those who are too coy to make their own posts! :slap:

[DJ_Critterus]

Years ago whe i was on the radio, one of the DJs ended up getting some great news about his contract renewal. So, to celebrate, he asked listeners to call in and tell him he sucked. I was an intern at the time on the shift right before him. I was on myw ay to the Titty bar where i DJed at night and heard this so I had to call. I called the super secret line and he asked if I called to congratulate him by saying he sucked.

My reply: No. I jsut called to say you suck because I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

That line got so mucch air play over the next couple of weeks.

[dwjz06]

What's up Clark? bad week, day, month? You have seemed a little hostile lately?:D You need OM to intervene for you?:lol:

[Z06David]

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[DJ_Critterus]

What's up Carl? bad week, day, month? You have seemed a little hostile lately?:D You need OM to intervene for you?:lol:

It's his time of the month. :yesnod:

[dwjz06]

It's his time of the month. :yesnod::D:lol: I had that idea too.:cheers: Fixed my spelling error for Clark.:D

[bsmith]

Easily in the top-5 most annoying people here.

See...you are good at something.

[Z06David]

Easily in the top-5 most annoying people here.

See...you are good at something.

maybe top 2

[bsmith]

maybe top 2

That's what I was thinking, but didn't want the inevitable "who is the other one" questions. :rofl:

[Kerrmudgeon]

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[Sea Six]

What's up Clark? bad week, day, month? You have seemed a little hostile lately?:D You need OM to intervene for you?:lol:

That's what I need to get me back on the straight and narrow.

A sound online ass-kicking from Omega Man.


:waiting:

[bsmith]

So this has been bugging me since January, not that my opinion should mean shit to anyone...

There are three guys (off the top of my head) that always seemed cool at CF, but here they are annoying as hell. :crazy:
I still haven't figured out if they act differently here, or if the bar is set that high to stand out as annoying at CF?

[Sea Six]

So this has been bugging me since January, not that my opinion should mean shit to anyone...

There are three guys (off the top of my head) that always seemed cool at CF, but here they are annoying as hell. :crazy:
I still haven't figured out if they act differently here, or if the bar is set that high to stand out as annoying at CF?

I've been thinking the exact same thing!! :eek:




Except... by my count, it's only two. :confused5:


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:leaving:

[oahuyahoo]

I won in poker the other day but something doesn't look right, did you go and do something stupid?

[Sea Six]

I won in poker the other day but something doesn't look right, did you go and do something stupid?

Several times, apparently.

Enough that I decided to start a "roast me" thread, and to give those complaining a place to do so without further barfing upon the threads I barfed upon.

[oahuyahoo]

Several times, apparently.

Enough that I decided to start a "roast me" thread, and to give those complaining a place to do so without further barfing upon the threads I barfed upon.

Jesus Christ do I have to spell everything out to everybody around here. It appears you gave back the barnbux egghead, is this correct?

[Sea Six]

Jesus Christ do I have to spell everything out to everybody around here. It appears you gave back the barnbux egghead, is this correct?

Yes. I don't gamble, not even with online fake "barn bucks".

I didn,t ask for them, although I do appreciate the thought. I told you I would send them back to you and I did... so you or someone else can use them. :seasix:

[kingpin]

You douche-filled jelly phvcking idiot!
Stop being such a p***y faced transvestite loving fa**ot!

You should be hung up by your balls and made to read over and over again some of the sh*t you spew out of your cornhole!

Now shut the f**k up and obey VB's rules or I will stuff you over a missile and shoot your ass back to CFOT!

:beat:



That's the best I could do! Nothing personal :D

[Bill]

You douche-filled jelly phvcking idiot!
Stop being such a p***y faced transvestite loving fa**ot!

You should be hung up by your balls and made to read over and over again some of the sh*t you spew out of your cornhole!

Now shut the f**k up and obey VB's rules or I will stuff you over a missile and shoot your ass back to CFOT!

:beat:



That's the best I could do! Nothing personal :D

Shoulda asked what his major malfunction was, too........

[Jeff '79]

Jeff does approve

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Welcome to the :

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[nhlgopens]

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:D

[Sea Six]

You douche-filled jelly phvcking idiot!
Stop being such a p***y faced transvestite loving fa**ot!

You should be hung up by your balls and made to read over and over again some of the sh*t you spew out of your cornhole!

Now shut the f**k up and obey VB's rules or I will stuff you over a missile and shoot your ass back to CFOT!

:beat:



That's the best I could do! Nothing personal :D



Best so far.


Still, nobody's posted anything clapworthy yet.

[DJ_Critterus]

I've been thinking the exact same thing!! :eek:




Except... by my count, it's only two. :confused5:


:bilmem:


:leaving:

That's funny. 1 out of three people in any room is an asshole. If it ain't one of the other two..........

[LisaJohn]

:seeya:
L/MM

[Sea Six]

:seeya:
L/MM

:seeya::hurray:

[Jeff '79]

This is the first really believable thread that the Vette Barn has produced, in it's short two years of existence...:seasix:...:bread:...Bravo !

[Sea Six]

This is the first really believable thread that the Vette Barn has produced, in it's short two years of existence...:seasix:...:bread:...Bravo !

Like the title implies, it can be repeated as often as necessary. :seasix:

[boracayjohnny]

Let the deserved bashing begin.

Ok, I'll give ya the short version....

You have the personality of wallpaper. You are deficient in all that lends character. On a good day, you're a half-wit. You are dank and filthy. Phone sex operators hang up on you. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist and despise everything about you. God created cockroaches, fleas, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. You are a green nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get a dog to play with you. You are asinine and benighted. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Your alleged mother abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to Earth. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.0001 worth of electricity used to send them? You're a putrescent mass, a swine, and a vulgar little maggot. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a few cards short of a full deck, a few bricks short of a full load, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Monkeys look down on you and even sheep won't have sex with you. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a spineless little worm only deserving of the profoundest contempt. Your attempt at constructing a response was pitiful, maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count correctly, you will have more success. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. You emit more stupidity in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. May you choke on your own foolish opinions.

[Sea Six]

Ok, I'll give ya the short version....

You have the personality of wallpaper. You are deficient in all that lends character. On a good day, you're a half-wit. You are dank and filthy. Phone sex operators hang up on you. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist and despise everything about you. God created cockroaches, fleas, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. You are a green nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. ...

06ama/10 for copying and pasting canned insults.

[boracayjohnny]

06ama/10 for copying and pasting canned insults.

You think I'm gonna spend more time on an attention whore?

*I stole that from somewhere too.

[themonk]

Hey everybody look at me!

[kylebuck]

Ok, I'll give ya the short version....

You have the personality of wallpaper. You are deficient in all that lends character. On a good day, you're a half-wit. You are dank and filthy. Phone sex operators hang up on you. You are a fiend and a sniveling coward. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist and despise everything about you. God created cockroaches, fleas, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. You are a green nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get a dog to play with you. You are asinine and benighted. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Your alleged mother abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to Earth. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.0001 worth of electricity used to send them? You're a putrescent mass, a swine, and a vulgar little maggot. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a few cards short of a full deck, a few bricks short of a full load, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Monkeys look down on you and even sheep won't have sex with you. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a spineless little worm only deserving of the profoundest contempt. Your attempt at constructing a response was pitiful, maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count correctly, you will have more success. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. You emit more stupidity in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. May you choke on your own foolish opinions.

and may god have mercey on your soul.

[DJ_Critterus]

Best so far.


Still, nobody's posted anything clapworthy yet.

You wanna give us the clap? Pure faggotry, I say.

[Sea Six]

Hey everybody look at me!

Hey, hey, hey, now.

I didn't start this thread so everyone could look at you.

Go start your own attention whoring thread.

[Jeff '79]

ttt

[Sea Six]

Still waiting on the Omega-Man bashing.


:hide:

[DJ_Critterus]

Still waiting on the Omega-Man bashing.


:hide:

Same here. We know he's been wanting to tell you that you suck for a while,now.

[Jeff '79]

Same here. We know he's been wanting to tell you that you suck for a while,now.

Sucks and blows........Like a fan....

[Iron Chef]

You started your own bashing thread? :skep:

You know that Molly's smarter than you, right? :slap:

[Jeff '79]

You started your own bashing thread? :skep:

You know that Molly's smarter than you, right? :slap:

:Jeff '79:..You might as well make this a sticky, now.....This thread will never die......If I have anything to do with it.......:dance:

[Iron Chef]

:Jeff '79:..You might as well make this a sticky, now.....

Don't start :slap: :D

[Jeff '79]

Don't start :slap: :D

What ?????.. You still have a 1/4 of a page left.......:rofl:

[Sea Six]

Come on in and get your money's worth. This guy's been really fouling up the place, and it's time we put this pompous ass back in his place.

Rules: SeaSix is not allowed to make a single utterance in his own defense. He is required to read each and every post, re-reading if necessary, until he has been successfully re-programmed to the point where he can post with the other adults in other threads and not get called out for behaving like a jerk.

He will also be required to return to this thread and re-read each post should he fall off the wagon and resort to his old assholitries.

Let the deserved bashing begin.


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[DAB]

You started your own bashing thread? :skep:

You know that Molly's smarter than you, right? :slap:

Molly's water bowl is smarter.

So we can get personalized stickies to go with smilies? Kind of like accessorizing. :DAB:

[Jeff '79]

Well, at least your brain is almost catching up with your hands...:balls: That ninja edit only took two minutes.......:clap:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

You suck. You drink semen from a mason jar downtown while you chronically masturbate to visions of Amy Winehouse. In your spare time, you rub your angry inch in a can of fancy albacore tuna, and dip it in the goldfish bowl for a little nibble. Your idea of fun is filling up your bathtub with water, and getting an erection. Then you break the surface of the water with your tiny little head, pull the wings off a fly and get a walk-off.

(Seriously, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Are you just pissed cause NN has a hot wife?)

[Milton Fox]

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[Sea Six]

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Uhhhhh... I THINK that's some sort of a dig at me.


???


:confused5:



Maybe sober up... and try again? :yesnod:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

It's a Greg Louganis reference. He thinks you're hot and wants to poke you in the dirt pipe.

[Sea Six]

You suck. You drink semen from a mason jar downtown while you chronically masturbate to visions of Amy Winehouse. In your spare time, you rub your angry inch in a can of fancy albacore tuna, and dip it in the goldfish bowl for a little nibble. Your idea of fun is filling up your bathtub with water, and getting an erection. Then you break the surface of the water with your tiny little head, pull the wings off a fly and get a walk-off.

(Seriously, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Are you just pissed cause NN has a hot wife?)

Oooohhh kYAAAAH... that was pretty good.

No cut-and-paste, from what I can tell. Still, it wasn't as good as someone who knows teh SeaSix, his insecurities, and just how to get under his skin... as someone who regularly reads his posts would produce.











Yeah.








Like someone actually READS his posts. AND is offended by them. You know who you are.






:rolleyes:







Someone try again. REEEAALLLLYYYY dig into his vulnerable parts.



Someone who KNOWS the inner SeaSix... from this and the other forum.



:waiting:

[Sea Six]

It's a Greg Louganis reference. He thinks you're hot and wants to poke you in the dirt pipe.

:confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5: :confused5:



I'm not feeling it.

[Sea Six]

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Thomas == Milton Fox

[Burro (He/Haw)]

No cut-and-paste, from what I can tell
An original composition. Off the cuff. Or in your case, off the bottom of your jizz stained shoe.

How am I doing? This is kinda fun.

[Sea Six]

An original composition. Off the cuff. Or in your case, off the bottom of your jizz stained shoe.

How am I doing? This is kinda fun.




Eh.
















:seasix:

[Milton Fox]

It's a Greg Louganis reference. He thinks you're hot and wants to poke you in the dirt pipe.

:seasix:


...underwater suprise bu!! six...

[Tank's]

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I'm not feeling it.

she tells you that often.

[OddBall]

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[Jeff '79]

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