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oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:00pm
Went to steal cantaloupes with my dad this AM. 5 min after we get there I got my first cantaloupe. One slice, kneeling, as about 130 yards away and angry farmer watched. No wasted meat, love pilfering. Farmer comes running out with a 240 Weatherby magnum, we drop and run, good thing as that stuff has listeria. One incensed farmer.
Oh and pic of pissed off farmer.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/CarmenElectra.jpg
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 9:02pm
Can you retype that in laymen terms
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:06pm
Can you retype that in laymen terms

Pay attention Petey we don't want to go too fast for you now.
kingpin
10-03-2011, 9:10pm
Bring here by end over at house mustard at morning. :cheers:
Y2Kvert4me
10-03-2011, 9:14pm
Bring here by end over at house mustard at morning. :cheers:Yes.
DAB
10-03-2011, 9:16pm
Those things will kill you. :DAB:
99 pewtercoupe
10-03-2011, 9:18pm
Pay attention Petey we don't want to go too fast for you now.
:rofl:
Sea Six
10-03-2011, 9:19pm
0.01/10
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:21pm
0.01/10

You bastido. You never did find out where that mil of barn buxs came from did you?
Sea Six
10-03-2011, 9:26pm
You bastido. You never did find out where that mil of barn buxs came from did you?

Damn. Didn't see that. If they came from you, i'll transfer 'em back.
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:30pm
Damn. Didn't see that. If they came from you, i'll transfer 'em back.

Admit it the babe is at least a 5/10?
Stangkiller
10-03-2011, 9:31pm
0.01/10

C4/10

Enjoy the Listeria
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 9:33pm
ah..parody..DABS antelope thread..neato
Kerrmudgeon
10-03-2011, 9:35pm
she's got nice cantaloupes!:yesnod:...:boobies:
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/CarmenElectra.jpg
Sea Six
10-03-2011, 9:39pm
Admit it the babe is at least a 5/10?

Eh... maybe
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:40pm
ah..parody..DABS antelope thread..neato

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/1239023890_showoff-touchdown-fail.gif
kingpin
10-03-2011, 9:43pm
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/1239023890_showoff-touchdown-fail.gif

Idiot!
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 9:44pm
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/1239023890_showoff-touchdown-fail.gif

dont post pictures of black people when youre quoting me..you know how I feel about that
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 9:55pm
Duly noted I'll try not to let it happen again.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/16631668.gif
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 10:06pm
Duly noted I'll try not to let it happen again.
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/oahuyahoo/16631668.gif

Smoking crack does that to colored people
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 10:11pm
Smoking crack does that to colored people

When I lived out that way many years ago there were plenty folks from south of the border. Shall I also assume you are offended by such persons even though you have one as a GF?
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 10:14pm
When I lived out that way many years ago there were plenty folks from south of the border. Shall I also assume you are offended by such persons even though you have one as a GF?

Basically I cant stand Mexicans, doesnt mean I wont have sex with one tho.
HeatherO
10-03-2011, 10:21pm
them there cantaloupes look like they are infected with Listeria :leaving:
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 10:35pm
Basically I cant stand Mexicans, doesnt mean I wont have sex with one tho.

But no sex with a black woman?
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 10:36pm
them there cantaloupes look like they are infected with Listeria :leaving:

On her, worth dying for.
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 10:37pm
But no sex with a black woman?

I have before, a couple times..the smell was a bit pungent but it wasnt bad..id go again no problem
oahuyahoo
10-03-2011, 10:41pm
I have before, a couple times..the smell was a bit pungent but it wasnt bad..id go again no problem

So it's the dudes you don't like?
Petew1971
10-03-2011, 10:44pm
So it's the dudes you don't like?

chicks are chicks..if they are hot who cares what race they are