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boracayjohnny
09-27-2011, 8:20am
College Football Surrenders to the SEC - Darren Everson - WSJ.com (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204422404576592773857297688.html?KEYWORDS=College+Football+Surrenders+to+the+SEC)

The rest of college football formally surrendered to the Southeastern Conference Sunday, ending a decades-long war that had become hopelessly one-sided.

The surrender took place just outside Appomattox, Va. SEC officials declined to explain why this site was chosen.

"What began 85 years ago in Pasadena has been finished today," the SEC said in a statement, referring to Alabama's 1926 Rose Bowl victory over Washington, which established Southern schools as a threat. "This is our sport now."

The commissioners of major-college football's other 10 conferences made the decision to capitulate in an emergency conference call Saturday night, following LSU's 47-21 demolition of West Virginia. The rout was the latest in a series of unfortunate encounters between SEC schools and supposedly quality opponents, including LSU-Oregon Sept. 3, Alabama-Michigan State in January and the last five national-title games, only one of which was in doubt at the end.

The terms of the surrender were released by the SEC. They include a number of reforms that seek to restore some dignity to the rest of college football, while giving the SEC its proper due:

The national championship: The Bowl Championship Series title game will continue to be held, but just as a matter of ceremony and to stimulate the economy. The real national-championship game will be designated each year by the SEC. This year it's LSU at Alabama, Nov. 5.

National-championship rematches: The SEC also reserves the right to campaign for an LSU-Alabama rematch in the BCS "title" game if the initial meeting is close and there are no other undefeated major-conference schools at season's end. The rest of college football will not bring up 2006, when SEC partisans pilloried the idea of an Ohio State-Michigan title-game rematch.

The No. 1 ranking: The rest of college football will concede that Oklahoma is not the nation's best team, even though the Sooners were the preseason No. 1, are 3-0 and have won the hardest true road game thus far (at then-No. 5 Florida State). LSU is now No. 1 in the Associated Press rankings, having done even more (beating Oregon in Dallas and West Virginia on the road).

Roster management: SEC programs will conduct seminars on how to use oversigning to build a better roster.

The chant: The SEC will ask its fans to wait until game's end to start chanting "S-E-C!", after the TV cameras have been turned off and the defeated team's fans have filed out of the stadium. This provision was issue No. 1 on the non-Southern schools' agenda. "Our alumni all across the country say the same thing," said an official representing the other major conferences. "Make it stop."

Realignment: West Virginia will remain in the Big East now that it knows what it would be getting into in the SEC. Texas A&M is still welcome to join, and Missouri may be considered as well, although both schools have been reminded that they would be forfeiting the right to ever win another conference championship in football, considering they can't even win an inferior Big 12. (A&M's chances of winning its first Big 12 title since 1998 took a serious hit in the Aggies' 30-29 come-from-ahead loss Saturday to Oklahoma State.)

Revenue sharing: The SEC will seize some TV revenue from the Pac-12, which has somehow wound up getting an average of $250 million annually from ESPN and Fox, while the average annual value of the SEC's deals with ESPN and CBS is about $205 million—even though the SEC has won an unprecedented five straight national titles.

Academics: Supporters of Pac-12, Big Ten and Atlantic Coast Conference schools will stop playing the academics card—that is, that their schools rank higher in research expenditures and reputation than the SEC's do.

Arkansas-Ohio State: Although Ohio State's 2011 Sugar Bowl victory over Arkansas has been vacated because of the Buckeyes' rules violations, and even though Arkansas is no Florida or LSU (i.e., the sort of A-list peer Ohio State should aspire to beat), the SEC will permit Buckeye fans to fondly remember that game. (Although OSU's official bowl record against the SEC remains 0-9.)

The SEC's programs hailed the surrender as a long-overdue acknowledgment of their obvious superiority. The non-Southern teams expressed relief that the nonconference portion of the season is basically over, and that the sides won't meet again for the most part until December and January.

The surrender was quickly ratified by 107 of the 108 non-SEC schools, with Boise State abstaining.

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 8:23am
South Eastern Conference Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

atomic punk
09-27-2011, 8:25am
bout time....

neece
09-27-2011, 8:27am
:rofl:

All hail SEC!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K_C5rqlodGg/TlpxLLrpDUI/AAAAAAAACoA/U4Cl3Ny_c-4/s400/secpennants.gif

DAB
09-27-2011, 8:36am
Everyone else: schedule fillers and JV squads.

Rotorhead
09-27-2011, 8:43am
Everyone else: schedule fillers and JV squads.

:iagree:

beadist
09-27-2011, 8:44am
New T-shirt in town....:D

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/Beadist/289372_1998957736358_1315967869_1739717_961437117_o.jpg

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 9:08am
I like that! ^^^^

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 9:09am
New T-shirt in town....:D


I cannot wait for November 5th (and the day after Thanksgiving).

neece
09-27-2011, 9:12am
I cannot wait for November 5th (and the day after Thanksgiving).

:D:D:dance:

kylebuck
09-27-2011, 9:27am
New T-shirt in town....:D

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/Beadist/289372_1998957736358_1315967869_1739717_961437117_o.jpg

I need to go get that shirt!

beadist
09-27-2011, 9:31am
New T-shirt in town....:D

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/Beadist/289372_1998957736358_1315967869_1739717_961437117_o.jpg


Amazing new LSU shirt at Tiger Bait Sports apparel in Prairiville...Get it before it's Gone!

atomic punk
09-27-2011, 9:33am
ACC > SEC. We already took down Auburn...:D

GO TIGERS! :cheers::D




:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 9:35am
ACC > SEC. We already took down Auburn...:D

GO TIGERS! :cheers::D

I know you are joking David, but Auburn? Really? Thomas is going to shit but Auburn sucks. They are going to get killed this week against the Gamecocks.

Will
09-27-2011, 9:38am
I know you are joking David, but Auburn? Really? Thomas is going to shit but Auburn sucks. They are going to get killed this week against the Gamecocks.

I guess you haven't watched the Gamecocks this year....


Saturday's game should be hilarious. WHO WANTS TO LOSE IT MORE !!!


I'm hoping the Cocks miraculously get their act together this week.

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 9:42am
I guess you haven't watched the Gamecocks this year....


Saturday's game should be hilarious. WHO WANTS TO LOSE IT MORE !!!


I'm hoping the Cocks miraculously get their act together this week.

Huh? A #10 nationally ranked, Spurrier led team against an unranked, weak Auburn defense right now? Lattimore is going to run all over them.

DAB
09-27-2011, 9:50am
http://powerfulbeyondmeasure.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/lee_surrenders.jpg?w=310&h=243

jaxgator
09-27-2011, 10:01am
ACC > SEC. We already took down Auburn...:D

GO TIGERS! :cheers::D

You cannot be serious. :rofl: :rofl:

VatorMan
09-27-2011, 10:20am
No argument from me. SEC football is great compared to everyone else.

Entropy
09-27-2011, 10:22am
Great football, academics are generally meh. Part of the reason why the football is so good.

Pigface1
09-27-2011, 12:21pm
Gotta love the Onion.

SEC started doing well about 5 or 6 years ago and is a flavor of the month, although they've been dominant for the past 5 or 6 years.

OU went on the road and beat Florida State and just beat a Missouri team that lost in OT to Arizona State that just stomped USC. LSU beat an injured and overrated Oregon team and a mediocre WV team while giving up a bazillion yards, but LSU jumps to #1. Makes sense. :lol:

VatorMan
09-27-2011, 12:30pm
Gotta love the Onion.

SEC started doing well about 5 or 6 years ago and is a flavor of the month, although they've been dominant for the past 5 or 6 years.

OU went on the road and beat Florida State and just beat a Missouri team that lost in OT to Arizona State that just stomped USC. LSU beat an injured and overrated Oregon team and a mediocre WV team while giving up a bazillion yards, but LSU jumps to #1. Makes sense. :lol:

How scared were you the first half of that Mizzo game ? :lol:

NEVRL8T
09-27-2011, 12:30pm
Gotta love the Onion.

SEC started doing well about 5 or 6 years ago and is a flavor of the month, although they've been dominant for the past 5 or 6 years.

OU went on the road and beat Florida State and just beat a Missouri team that lost in OT to Arizona State that just stomped USC. LSU beat an injured and overrated Oregon team and a mediocre WV team while giving up a bazillion yards, but LSU jumps to #1. Makes sense. :lol:

Made lots of sense. LSU is a better football team. :lol: Also, the SEC may have been dormant for years, the sleeping giant is awake and he ain't never letting go fo the stranglehold he has on college football. Get used to being number two. :rofl:

jaxgator
09-27-2011, 12:58pm
Gotta love the Onion.

SEC started doing well about 5 or 6 years ago and is a flavor of the month, although they've been dominant for the past 5 or 6 years.

OU went on the road and beat Florida State and just beat a Missouri team that lost in OT to Arizona State that just stomped USC. LSU beat an injured and overrated Oregon team and a mediocre WV team while giving up a bazillion yards, but LSU jumps to #1. Makes sense. :lol:

Made lots of sense. LSU is a better football team. :lol: Also, the SEC may have been dormant for years, the sleeping giant is awake and he ain't never letting go fo the stranglehold he has on college football. Get used to being number two. :rofl:

:iagree: I so hope OU faces an SEC team for the NC game this year or at least in a bowl game. The choke/beatdown will be classic. :lol:

Luke@tirerack
09-27-2011, 2:35pm
New T-shirt in town....:D

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/Beadist/289372_1998957736358_1315967869_1739717_961437117_o.jpg


ordered :dance:

Pigface1
09-28-2011, 11:31am
How scared were you the first half of that Mizzo game ? :lol:

I wasn't, it was at home and it usually gets ugly in the 3rd and 4th quarter when other teams get tired.

Pigface1
09-28-2011, 11:33am
:iagree: I so hope OU faces an SEC team for the NC game this year or at least in a bowl game. The choke/beatdown will be classic. :lol:

I imagine Florida won't be there for another long while. Good thing you SEC homers group hug together frequently. lol

Pigface1
09-28-2011, 11:35am
Made lots of sense. LSU is a better football team. :lol: Also, the SEC may have been dormant for years, the sleeping giant is awake and he ain't never letting go fo the stranglehold he has on college football. Get used to being number two. :rofl:

That was fruity enough to make Richard Simmons cringe. I don't have to get used to anything, OU's been #1 more than any SEC school. . enjoy your bandwagon circle tug. :lol:

NEVRL8T
09-28-2011, 12:06pm
That was fruity enough to make Richard Simmons cringe. I don't have to get used to anything, OU's been #1 more than any SEC school. . enjoy your bandwagon circle tug. :lol:

We'll see how ole Big Game Chokin' Bob is after the beat down from the SEC!

The question you need to be asking yourself is: Who are we going to lose to this year, LSU or Alabama?

:rofl:

neece
09-28-2011, 12:13pm
We'll see how ole Big Game Chokin' Bob is after the beat down from the SEC!

The question you need to be asking yourself is: Who are we going to lose to this year, LSU or Alabama?

:rofl:

That'll be Roll Tide Roll, all the way to the Sugar Bowl.:dance:


:D

Pigface1
09-28-2011, 1:03pm
We'll see how ole Big Game Chokin' Bob is after the beat down from the SEC!

The question you need to be asking yourself is: Who are we going to lose to this year, LSU or Alabama?

:rofl:

Won't be bama, Stoops is 2-0 against them. Since it's in New Orleans, LSU's only shot is to play there again and maybe win another squeaker. :)

jaxgator
09-28-2011, 1:06pm
I imagine Florida won't be there for another long while. Good thing you SEC homers group hug together frequently. lol

A long while if you count 3 years as being a long while. :D

That'll be Roll Tide Roll, all the way to the Sugar Bowl.:dance:


:D

:toetap: That is, if Bammers gets by Florida this weekend. :D

Pigface1
09-28-2011, 1:18pm
A long while if you count 3 years as being a long while. :D



:toetap: That is, if Bammers gets by Florida this weekend. :D

:lol:

neece
09-28-2011, 1:22pm
:toetap: That is, if Bammers gets by Florida this weekend. :D

True. :lol: It will be tough, in the swamp, at nite.....but we will just have to [gator fan] git 'R done! [/gator fan]. :D

jaxgator
09-28-2011, 1:59pm
True. :lol: It will be tough, in the swamp, at nite.....but we will just have to [gator fan] git 'R done! [/gator fan]. :D

Before the season started I would have said y'all had it in the bag. Now? Not so much. :D

Brantley seems to have taken well to Charlie Cheeseburger's offense. He looks tons beter than he did under Addazio that's for sure.

beadist
09-28-2011, 3:49pm
That'll be Roll Tide Roll, all the way to the Sugar Bowl.:dance:


:D

Fine with me :D Bama can go to the Sugar Bowl on Jan 3rd....LSU will go to the BCS Bowl on Jan. 9th. :cheers:

neece
09-28-2011, 5:22pm
Fine with me :D Bama can go to the Sugar Bowl on Jan 3rd....LSU will go to the BCS Bowl on Jan. 9th. :cheers:

:rofl: ok, I was referring to the venue, but you are correct :D:cheers:

but technically, I think it's the nokia-Starbucks-popeye's fried chicken-Bowl :dance:

G8rDMD
09-28-2011, 5:49pm
:rofl:

All hail SEC!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K_C5rqlodGg/TlpxLLrpDUI/AAAAAAAACoA/U4Cl3Ny_c-4/s400/secpennants.gif

:yesnod::yesnod: :dance::dance: :yesnod::yesnod:

boracayjohnny
09-28-2011, 6:51pm
Won't be bama, Stoops is 2-0 against them. Since it's in New Orleans, LSU's only shot is to play there again and maybe win another squeaker. :)

Oh yea, isn't that the game OU brought a Heisman winning QB that got drug around the field like a red-headed step child?

NEVRL8T
09-28-2011, 6:58pm
Fine with me :D Bama can go to the Sugar Bowl on Jan 3rd....LSU will go to the BCS Bowl on Jan. 9th. :cheers:

Not gonna happen. Arkansas disposes of LSU the day after Thanksgiving and rides an 11-1 record to the Sugar Bowl.

ZipZap
09-28-2011, 7:00pm
Arkansas-Ohio State: Although Ohio State's 2011 Sugar Bowl victory over Arkansas has been vacated because of the Buckeyes' rules violations, and even though Arkansas is no Florida or LSU (i.e., the sort of A-list peer Ohio State should aspire to beat), the SEC will permit Buckeye fans to fondly remember that game. (Although OSU's official bowl record against the SEC remains 0-9.)


:rofl::rofl:

boracayjohnny
09-28-2011, 8:06pm
Not gonna happen. Arkansas disposes of LSU the day after Thanksgiving and rides an 11-1 record to the Sugar Bowl.

I don't know what it is but Arkansas, lately, has been playing LSU tough. It's similar to LSU's kryptonite. I don't get it but hopefully, this year, LSU puts up a W. Although, I'd still take an Ark loss and top ten finish again. :cheers:

NB2K
09-29-2011, 10:12am
Gotta love the Onion.

SEC started doing well about 5 or 6 years ago and is a flavor of the month, although they've been dominant for the past 5 or 6 years.

OU went on the road and beat Florida State and just beat a Missouri team that lost in OT to Arizona State that just stomped USC. LSU beat an injured and overrated Oregon team and a mediocre WV team while giving up a bazillion yards, but LSU jumps to #1. Makes sense. :lol:

Your homerism is clouding your football smarts...

LSU beats three ranked teams and they don't deserve #1?:rofl:

NB2K
09-29-2011, 10:13am
I don't know what it is but Arkansas, lately, has been playing LSU tough. It's similar to LSU's kryptonite. I don't get it but hopefully, this year, LSU puts up a W. Although, I'd still take an Ark loss and top ten finish again. :cheers:

Fact.

Arky kills us.

NEVRL8T
09-29-2011, 10:16am
Your homerism is clouding your football smarts...

LSU beats three ranked teams and they don't deserve #1?:rofl:

And two of those was on the road.

NEVRL8T
09-29-2011, 10:16am
Fact.

Arky kills us.

And this year will be no different. :D

NB2K
09-29-2011, 10:19am
And two of those was on the road.

Has OU even beat a team w/ a winning record?:D

NB2K
09-29-2011, 10:20am
And this year will be no different. :D

I smell a bet...

kylebuck
09-29-2011, 10:20am
Has OU even beat a team w/ a winning record?:D

sister mary's school for the handy-capable

NEVRL8T
09-29-2011, 10:31am
I don't know what it is but Arkansas, lately, has been playing LSU tough. It's similar to LSU's kryptonite. I don't get it but hopefully, this year, LSU puts up a W. Although, I'd still take an Ark loss and top ten finish again. :cheers:

Of the eight times Arkansas has beat LSU since entering the SEC in 1992, four of those times LSU was either ranked much higher or Arkansas wasn't ranked at all. One of those times, LSU was ranked number one and Arkansas was unranked, two of those times LSU was ranked third and Arkansas was unranked and one of those times LSU was ranked fourteenth and Arkansas was unranked. On the other hand, LSU has beaten Arkansas three times when they were unranked and Arkansas was a ranked team including when Arkansas was ranked seventeeth, twenty fourth, and fourteenth. LSU's downfall has been when they played in Little Rock, where they have lost five out of eight games and one game in Death Valley, at night, to an unranked Arkansas when LSU was ranked number on, in 2007.

The Battle of the Boot was one of the greatest rivalrys we have started. It is so much fun to watch and who can forget the Miracle on Markham?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0TBOV2sn-o

Or the Miracle on Markham II?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKD0j4ucleU

NEVRL8T
09-29-2011, 11:10am
I smell a bet...

Alright! Now were talking. Look, I am a cheap bastard (and a broke one) PM me and lets talk.

NB2K
09-29-2011, 11:36am
Alright! Now were talking. Look, I am a cheap bastard (and a broke one) PM me and lets talk.

We can do an avatar deal, esp. if you don't change yours.:lol:

8Up
09-29-2011, 12:38pm
:rofl:

All hail SEC!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K_C5rqlodGg/TlpxLLrpDUI/AAAAAAAACoA/U4Cl3Ny_c-4/s400/secpennants.gif

I like that!