So... how much money have I saved...

[Sea Six]

by peeing outside?

Good weather only, which is 95% of the time I need to go.

I probably pee about 5-8 times per day with the large amount of water I drink due to kidney stones.

So the other day, as I was whizzing on some weeds, I wondered exactly how much I've saved by doing this. Usually I'm letting my dog out, so it's not like I'm wasting a trip by going out there. Hell... the way I see it, I'd be wasting a trip if I didn't water the lawn.

So... at 5 gal/flush (feck those greenies and their low-flow terlits), and the savings of sewer usage... how many dollars are in my pocket as a result of this lifestyle? Say I've been doing this for going on about 25 years.

[MEC5LADY]

You forgot about the part about giving your horny geriatric neighbors a free peep show. Hell that alone could have put some money in your pocket.:hi:

[Sea Six]

You forgot about the part about giving your horny geriatric neighbors a free peep show. Hell that alone could have put some money in your pocket.:hi:

I'm known as "The Nekkid Neighbor."

I have a hot-tub. I'm prone to drinking beer in my hot-tub, and if I need another beer, I just get up and get another beer.

I usually wait until after dark to shed the swimming trunks.

[MEC5LADY]

I'm known as "The Nekkid Neighbor."

I have a hot-tub. I'm prone to drinking beer in my hot-tub, and if I need another beer, I just get up and get another beer.

I usually wait until after dark to shed the swimming trunks.

Pffft where's the fun in that? Hell you should stand up and if anyone looks at you and you see them you should shake your penis at them. Maybe they would throw a few bucks your way.:dance:

[PLRX]

http://www.zenfetish.com/wp-content/uploads/image/small-penis.jpg

[NeedSpeed]

I pee outside a lot too.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Sure, it's all fun and games until one nosy neighbor calls the LEO's on yer ass for indecent exposure! One find would be a lot of flushes!:madwoman:

And dribbling on your shorts and shoes is also a nice look! hahaha...:lolsmile:

At the lake I go doggie outside, and have got the mozzy bites to prove it! Talk about an itch that's hard to scratch! :willy:

[BADRACR1]

I do it about every night when I step out to feed the dogs and smoke.:seeya:

I don't remember who started it, but a similar thread on the other site only made is about ten posts before being locked.:slap:

[Blademaker]

At least when I step outta my hot tub, I have the courtesy to yell over to the neighbors

"I'm gettin outta the hot tub buck naked and unless you wanna lose your lunch you'll either turn you head or toss me a beer."

Buncha assholes, they are.

[JRD77VET]

Buncha assholes, they are.

Bahahahaha

[Jeff '79]

SOP at my place.....2nd best feeling in the world.......:yesnod:

[Petew1971]

I whipped out my dick and peed off the balcony last night, i hope my neighbor slut wife saw my cack...she gets drunk and babbled so much id lime to stuff it in her fat mouth.

[polarbear]

In the Portland metro area, probably $50/mo. You wouldn't believe our water and sewer bills. Gotta pay for those bike paths somehow, I guess. :rofl:

[Entropy]

In the Portland metro area, probably $50/mo. You wouldn't believe our water and sewer bills. Gotta pay for those bike paths somehow, I guess. :rofl:
That's crazy, given the amount of rainfall and abundance of water there is in that area.

Further east I could understand.

[Low12s]

http://www.zenfetish.com/wp-content/uploads/image/small-penis.jpg

:rofl:

[VITE1]

"Wee free or Die" as we say up here. :D

[polarbear]

That's crazy, given the amount of rainfall and abundance of water there is in that area.

Further east I could understand.

My three-month water/sewer bill averages about $550. :cuss: And yes, they took $20 Mil from the Water bureau to pay for bike path improvements. It's be comical if it wasn't true.