Am I a dick?

[Jay13]

No story.
No neglected soccer child.
No nothin.
Just asking.
:leaving:

[MEANZ06]

yep...











:D

['77Babe]

Who cares? :D

[boracayjohnny]

I say you are what you eat. :D

[Jay13]

I say you are what you eat. :D

You calling me a daisy fresh sweet tasting shaved puzzy? :toetap:

[Jay13]

Who cares? :D

Someone who likes dick? :leaving:

[MEANZ06]

I say you are what you eat. :D

You calling me a daisy fresh sweet tasting shaved puzzy? :toetap:

:lol:

[jaxgator]

I say you are what you eat. :D

:rofl:

Yes.

[boracayjohnny]

You calling me a daisy fresh sweet tasting shaved puzzy? :toetap:

Dearest Jay13,
When my eyes first glanced upon your rather eloquently worded treatise regarding this particular subject, it did not require much time, nay, dare I say it was in fact almost instantaneous that I was able to summarize that your post, though masterfully written with such quality, that it may indeed rival the quintessential prose of authors such as Dostoevsky, Baldwin or perhaps even Joyce was quite prolix; based upon the aforementioned conclusion, I resolved that I would exercise no more of my mental faculties in the act of comprehending the text that you had written.

Sincerely, and wholly unequivocally yours,
boracayjohnny

Post Scriptum,
In the future it would be most advantageous, not only for me but also the other members of this forum that you provide a brief summary of your text that emphasizes the more principle points of what you have composed.

Post-Post Scriptum, I would also like to make one additional comment if I may. It is in my humble and most earnest opinion that you are of the caliber of person whose taste appeals to prurient interests due to unassailable fact that you are a homosexual.

[Jay13]

Post Scriptum,
In the future it would be most advantageous, not only for me but also the other members of this forum that you provide a brief summary of your text that emphasizes the more principle points of what you have composed.


Dearest BJ (can I call you that?):

Fuk Off.

Love, Jay13

:D

[jaxgator]

Dearest BJ

Hmm, I never once looked at boracayjohnny's screen name and thought this. Coincidence? I think not. :D

[boracayjohnny]

Dearest BJ (can I call you that?):

Fuk Off.

Love, Jay13

:D

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children but he knew being a disciple of the bible, he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy.
At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven, the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boy’s intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house.
The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups.
He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities but once in a while, he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable and tried every drug ever made by nature and by man. When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish and Native American descent. She bore his seed. It was a boy in perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont.
The man was 45 now, he had seen everything, accomplished everything, and tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, went to the North Pole, and even swam with hammerheads! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he hasn’t met his father. He never played catch with his father and he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn’t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this woman because you are a whore.

[Gina]

dick?

Pics?:leaving:

[Mirroredshades]

You calling me a daisy fresh sweet tasting shaved puzzy? :toetap:

Sincerely, and wholly unequivocally yours,
boracay


I haven't got the slightest idea what he's trying to say, but I agree with him. ;)

[Mirroredshades]

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children but he knew being a disciple of the bible, he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy.
At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven, the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boy’s intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house.
The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups.
He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities but once in a while, he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable and tried every drug ever made by nature and by man. When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish and Native American descent. She bore his seed. It was a boy in perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont.
The man was 45 now, he had seen everything, accomplished everything, and tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, went to the North Pole, and even swam with hammerheads! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he hasn’t met his father. He never played catch with his father and he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn’t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this woman because you are a whore.



quoted just in case :hi:

[69camfrk]

Dearest Jay13,
When my eyes first glanced upon your rather eloquently worded treatise regarding this particular subject, it did not require much time, nay, dare I say it was in fact almost instantaneous that I was able to summarize that your post, though masterfully written with such quality, that it may indeed rival the quintessential prose of authors such as Dostoevsky, Baldwin or perhaps even Joyce was quite prolix; based upon the aforementioned conclusion, I resolved that I would exercise no more of my mental faculties in the act of comprehending the text that you had written.

Sincerely, and wholly unequivocally yours,
boracayjohnny

Post Scriptum,
In the future it would be most advantageous, not only for me but also the other members of this forum that you provide a brief summary of your text that emphasizes the more principle points of what you have composed.

Post-Post Scriptum, I would also like to make one additional comment if I may. It is in my humble and most earnest opinion that you are of the caliber of person whose taste appeals to prurient interests due to unassailable fact that you are a homosexual.

Aye...been doin' a little drinkin' have we!!????:beer:

[Sea Six]

Jay 13,

Sure, you're a dick.

[SubZero]

if ya have to ask....

[LATB]

Dick's Sporting Goods - Every Season Starts At Dick's - Official Site. (http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/&sa=U&ei=OAVqTv2lFemusAKMtIGdBg&ved=0CBcQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNES936rQOFSfMwfCJynQbkMj4_Wsg)

[Fastguy]

Friends with jackyl, dick by association.

[LATB]

Friends with jackyl, dick by association.

you callin' jackyl a nutsack? :lol:

[boracayjohnny]

Aye...been doin' a little drinkin' have we!!????:beer:

I'm channeling my inner Ha(shmatz)yrr.

:beer::beer:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

if ya have to ask....

... it's because it goes without saying.

[Entropy]

Friends with jackyl, dick by association.

:lol:

you callin' jackyl a nutsack? :lol:

Snatch - 3.big brave balls - YouTube

[dwjz06]

Friends with jackyl, dick by association.

Now that's funny right there:rofl::rofl::rofl::D:cheers:

[VatorMan]

It is affirmative-You are a phallus.

[Jeff '79]

Dearest BJ (can I call you that?):

Fuk Off.

Love, Jay13

:D

:rofl:

[Skia]

Lawyers=DICKS

Jay13=Lawyer

Therefore we must conclude that Jay13 is a Dick. :yesnod:

[Entropy]

Lawyers=DICKS

Jay13=Lawyer

Therefore we must conclude that Jay13 is a Dick. :yesnod:
Transitive property of lawyers = truth.

[Skia]

Transitive property of lawyers = truth.There you go. Jay13 is a dick proven by science. :yesnod: