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Kerrmudgeon
09-06-2011, 10:47am
Graduation.....

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted,
nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his "willie", they were told.
"if a bell rang while she danced they would not be ordained" !!

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction..

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly,it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

As He bent over to pick it up.... the other 11 bells started ringing !!!

Sea Six
09-06-2011, 11:19am
Other 3?

I thought there were 11 other bells.

Confusing joke is confusing.

NCC-1701
09-06-2011, 11:22am
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

NCC-1701
09-06-2011, 11:23am
Other 3?

I thought there were 11 other bells.

Confusing joke is confusing.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kevin_73
09-06-2011, 11:44am
Other 3?

I thought there were 11 other bells.

Confusing joke is confusing.

I guess several of them were sharing bells. :confused5:

C5Nate
09-06-2011, 12:34pm
Joke Repaired:


Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his "willie", they were told "if a bell rang while she danced they would not be ordained" !!

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction..

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly,it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

A young altar boy came over to lead Carlos out of the garden.

The 11 other bells started ringing!!

Kerrmudgeon
09-06-2011, 12:47pm
Other 3?

I thought there were 11 other bells.

Confusing joke is confusing.

I just copy 'em, I didn't write the darn thing!.....FIXT, just for you!

Petew1971
09-06-2011, 5:33pm
hhmm