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Wathen1955
09-01-2011, 2:19pm
LIQUEFACTION

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/Screen%20shot%202011-08-30%20at%201.06.43%20PM.png

Does Soylent Green come to mind???


A Florida funeral home has debuted a new alternative to cremation, known as the Resomator, that uses heated alkaline water to dissolve bodies in about three hours. Why do we need an alternative to cremation in the first place? Turns out cremation devices use lots of energy, release a fair amount of carbon emissions, and, in the U.K., are responsible for 16% of mercury emissions.

Created by a Glaswegian company, the Resomator submerges bodies in a potassium hydroxide solution in its steel chamber, then pressurizes (to about ten atmospheres) and heats (to over 350 degrees F) the solution for about three hours. After that, the resulting liquid is simply poured into the regular sewage system--it apparently poses no environmental risk and has passed Florida's undoubtedly strict laws for this sort of bio-disposal. Bones remain and are pulverized to ash in the usual way, and any metal bits (including mercury and any prostheses) are retained to be disposed of or recycled in a more responsible way.

Florida is just one of seven states that has legalized the Resomator, but it may catch on in others. The president of Resomation Ltd, the company behind the device, says it emits a third less greenhouse gas and uses a mere seventh of the energy of a cremation device, let alone the benefits of safe extraction of mercury and other metals. The company seems hopeful that its macabre but useful creation will soon receive approval in its native U.K.
Florida Funeral Home First to Debut Alternative to Cremation: Liquefaction | Popular Science (http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-08/florida-funeral-home-debuts-alternative-cremation-liquefaction)

Scruff Vette
09-01-2011, 2:24pm
You "are simply poured into the sewage system".....VERY dignified way to go. :rolleyes:

8Up
09-01-2011, 2:28pm
I thought this was going to be another add for Feed the Children or somthing.

Bill
09-01-2011, 2:35pm
You "are simply poured into the sewage system".....VERY dignified way to go. :rolleyes:

I think this is the reason that isn't going to catch on. Cremation seems a bit more, well, dignified. You at least have something of your loved one to spread and have a little closure. How much closure are you going to have knowing that grandma got piped to the sewer plant, to mix with yesterday's lunch?

G8rDMD
09-01-2011, 2:38pm
I think this is the reason that isn't going to catch on. Cremation seems a bit more, well, dignified. You at least have something of your loved one to spread and have a little closure. How much closure are you going to have knowing that grandma got piped to the sewer plant, to mix with yesterday's lunch?

And then there are those communities that use the treated sewage to irrigate public landscaping... Oh yeah, grandma is watering the flowers...literally :puke:

Yerf Dog
09-01-2011, 2:45pm
I think this is the reason that isn't going to catch on. Cremation seems a bit more, well, dignified. You at least have something of your loved one to spread and have a little closure. How much closure are you going to have knowing that grandma got piped to the sewer plant, to mix with yesterday's lunch?

Yup. :iagree:

Kevin_73
09-01-2011, 2:45pm
Sounds like a good alternative to lethal injection to me!

Bill
09-01-2011, 2:47pm
And then there are those communities that use the treated sewage to irrigate public landscaping... Oh yeah, grandma is watering the flowers...literally :puke:

Actually, I don't see a problem specifically with the dead body being used as fertilizer. Spreading a loved one's ashes around a favorite tree, or perhaps a flower bed seems respectful to me. When enjoying the view of the tree or the flowers, you can quietly reflect on what the loved one meant to you.

I'm sure that's where the expression "pushing up daisies" came from.

NeedSpeed
09-01-2011, 2:56pm
Bah, poor grandpa in a super soaker and have one last good time. :D

DAB
09-01-2011, 3:25pm
Bah, poor grandpa in a super soaker and have one last good time. :D

Water balloon fight!!!

Scruff Vette
09-01-2011, 3:27pm
Water balloon fight!!!


:rofl:

NCC-1701
09-01-2011, 3:29pm
I'll pass..plus I want to be buried with my ass in the air so people can park their bicycles..:D

jimkmyc5
09-01-2011, 3:49pm
That's what Walt and Jessie do to get rid of bodies on Breaking Bad.....:yesnod:

RxCritical
09-01-2011, 4:10pm
I'd rather be buried at sea than that. It seems too "Socialist Welfare State".:leaving: Too efficient.

NeedSpeed
09-01-2011, 4:35pm
Grandpa: "Mix me with some vodka, do a shot, and piss all over your mother's grave"

:leaving:

MEC5LADY
09-01-2011, 4:38pm
Bah, poor grandpa in a super soaker and have one last good time. :D

Yeah it's all fun and games until your kids or SO runs up screaming "I got grandpa in my mouth":rofl::leaving:

BADRACR1
09-01-2011, 5:29pm
You "are simply poured into the sewage system".....VERY dignified way to go. :rolleyes:

What a crock of shit!:hi:

CertInsaneC5
09-01-2011, 5:47pm
Once I am dead I honestly DGAFF what they do with my body. :shots:

OddBall
09-01-2011, 5:51pm
Grandpa: "Mix me with some vodka, do a shot, and piss all over your mother's grave"

:leaving:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Entropy
09-01-2011, 5:52pm
I want a Gonzo style funeral.

Blademaker
09-01-2011, 6:48pm
Well, it would make it easier to fulfill my final wishes.

NEVRL8T
09-01-2011, 7:57pm
I want a Gonzo style funeral.

I thought that said "Gozar style funeral." I thought to myself "you want to be farted out like being shot from a cannon?" :lol:

theriver
09-01-2011, 8:17pm
this new mousetrap will go over like a fart in church

69camfrk
09-01-2011, 8:24pm
I think this is the reason that isn't going to catch on. Cremation seems a bit more, well, dignified. You at least have something of your loved one to spread and have a little closure. How much closure are you going to have knowing that grandma got piped to the sewer plant, to mix with yesterday's lunch?

Yeah, that is a WTF for sure. I guess if you're dead, you aren't gonna give a shit, but I suppose I would rather be scattered than flushed.