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nhlgopens
08-31-2011, 8:48am
Just received this... :lol:

Hello Friend,

Due to fear of scam and spam emails that has became verycommon on internet this
days, Many has lost good business opportunities even ignored emails from old
friends that has been trying reunite with them. For the same reason it is now
becoming very impossible to convince anyone that you have not met before, My
Iraq experience will different to you if only you can give it a chance.
Kindly permit me to share this experience/proposal with you,My action may not
seems very right to you but sometimes someone may be pushed under by
circumstances.
This is an opportunity that many may not be lucky to found, I mean something
that will change our entire life,an idea that will be of good benefit to both of
us if only your mind will be made up to work with me.
Your educational standard, profile and social status are not important here,
what that matters most is your ability to comply as you shall be instructed and
work with one heart to help us achieve this transaction.
For some reason I will not disclose further details until you have reply to
indicate your interest and readiness to help me execute this transaction. This
transaction is 100% risk free and it does not require anything from you but
truth and total commitment.
Reply as soon as possible so that i will email more details to you.

Regards,
Major Gen. Michael T. Flynn
Intelligence (CJ2)

How should I respond? :confused5:

Stangkiller
08-31-2011, 8:51am
I'd suggest he not let his 5 year old type the next e-mail he sends out.

Yerf Dog
08-31-2011, 8:53am
Intelligence (CJ2)

Indeed.

kylebuck
08-31-2011, 8:53am
hell how did he get my spelling and grammar skills

Stangkiller
08-31-2011, 9:00am
hell how did he get my spelling and grammar skills

For his next trick, he's going to send pictures using Utah's photography skills.

kylebuck
08-31-2011, 9:02am
For his next trick, he's going to send pictures using Utah's photography skills.

of petes conquests .

DAB
08-31-2011, 9:04am
Tell him you too are suspicious. Ask for show of good faith. Have him send you a box of chocolates.

ZipZap
08-31-2011, 9:35am
I've actually met MG Flynn before. Funny, he seemed brighter than that e-mail indicates:confused:

Sea Six
08-31-2011, 10:18am
Ask him what he can do to convince you that He Is Serious Now.

MEC5LADY
08-31-2011, 10:28am
I thought all scammers were required to stand on a chair naked while using a rope to tie a scale to their penis?:confused:

Rapid Roger
08-31-2011, 11:20am
It's just Mrvette playing a joke on you..........:)

NEVRL8T
08-31-2011, 11:30am
I thought all scammers were required to stand on a chair naked while using a rope to tie a scale to their penis?:confused:

Nope, the time tested fish on the head holding the quart of milk works everytime.

MEC5LADY
08-31-2011, 1:44pm
Nope, the time tested fish on the head holding the quart of milk works everytime.

Yeah but it has lost some of its funny after so many times.... the scale though is priceless.

RedLS1GTO
08-31-2011, 2:10pm
I've actually met MG Flynn before. Funny, he seemed brighter than that e-mail indicates:confused:

I've never met him in person but I have been on a video teleconference with him. For some reason he didn't speak like English was a second language. Odd.


Which sounds like a good reply for the OP.

MG Flynn,
How have you been? We met in 2009 but I didn't think that you would remember me...